This might be my favorite story in some time.

BAWAN!!!

I am trying my best to muster up a reason to care, but just can't get it done.

Ewe, it is kind of disgusting though

I wonder if he drives a Ram?

Execution, stat. He'll be combining AI in soon and then our giant AI sheep overlords will take over. **** that and **** that guy

Are ewe freaking kidding me?

Are we getting the wool pulled over our eyes?

This story is not what ewe would Belize.

Mutton to see here

I bet he would make a killing selling these in Wales. They love sheep there. A lot

There would probably be a big market for them too in Minnesota

He did this so he could breed sheep with bigger horns? Does that make them extra horny?

Let he who has not smuggled sperm to make bigger racks cast the first stone.

Wow. Thank god the DOJ is using their time wisely. Big sheep. What a threat to us all.

This is an excellent use of their time. Almost every country has laws regarding the importation of non-native species. It is vital to keeping disease and invasive species from proliferating.

I suspect there are several posters here that carry donated sperm on a daily basis. May or may not involve some ramming as well.