We need a new criminal charge on the books for Britt.

"Obstruction of Lombardi."

Punishable by life in a federal pound me in the ass prison.

How the **** do they know what his BAC was 30 minutes before the crash?

Prosecutors "allege"? More like "prosecutors assume..."

Felony DWI

I still can't believe he did this four days before the Super Bowl.

What a ****ing idiot. Words can't describe how much I hate this POS.

The guy screwed up bad and I'm not making excuses for him but how would the prosecution know what his BAC was 30 minutes before the accident? Why would they allege that unless he actually tested below the legal limit later?

Keitzman rejoices.

Going 83 mph on that off ramp? Wtf

Yikes, he suffered "blunt force trauma to his groin area, requiring emergency surgery."

I mean, he's a POS for sure, but goddamn, that sounds ****ing painful.

Yes, I did a double take on that info also.

correction: The BAC of .113 was revealed through medical records roughly two hours after the crash, according to the probable cause statement.

Oh okay.

He was in the hospital for days.

Does...does he not have a penis and testicles anymore?

It's not an assumption. There is a science to calculating BAC. Toxicologists, if they are provided with the relevant facts such as what food the person ate when the person drank and how much, what their BAC was at the time of testing, and other facts, can do a calculation to backtrack what the person's BAC was at the time of driving. In court, the toxicologist would testify as an expert that in his/her expert calculation, the BAC was in a range at the time of driving. This calculation won't be an exact BAC but the toxicologist can give a range.

There's a kid in Iraq that can get him one wholesale.