Wax figures of every bad choice.

How much square footage are you estimating?

The childhood wing for me would feature Star Wars figures, a worn out big wheel, and Dukes of Hazard statues.

Don't sell yourself short, Hog. You could put some big rocks in there too.:D

They don't all have to be life sized.
Just a very select few.

The Don’t Do This Museum

That’s what I’d name mine

I bet you'll spend all your time in the scho63 wing admiring the paintings of escorts, the receipts under glass of expensive lunches and the photos of all the countries I have been too in the World.

I'll make sure to send you a ticket. LMAO

It would just be a stark white room with one pedestal in the center and a comfortable armchair next to it. On the pedestal would be my phone. And you can pick it up and scroll through anything.

An entire wing dedicated to:

Somehow, I'm still alive.

AKA, the young and dumb years.

One wings is My crazy adventures with exhibit of pushing a truck with no gas. In a car with no break and escaping a strip club because a drunk guy thought you were making a pass at his girlfriend. Then we head to the hall of famous people I know. Next is the favorite movies theater. Or the much bigger favorite sports memories theater with THX sound. The chiefs beating the Texans game will be on a loop. Finally we reach the brewery slash restaurant where we have Buffalo burgers and chili. Plus the gift store with hot women ringing up your orders.

he doesnt miss

My museum is pretty much written on the walls of truck stop shitters across the Midwest. A little in Vegas and the south east also.
Always carry a sharpie.
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First I'd purchase a 4 X 6 storage shed and go from there/

Can I just store my shit in this museum?