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Donger 04-17-2009 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679274)
I understand and I deeply apologize.
ROFL

H4L0 04-17-2009 01:46 PM
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.

DeezNutz 04-17-2009 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679274)
I understand and I deeply apologize.






























http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic....dXvmjAisPzNsKb
I actually laughed out loud.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679279)
I'm dating her. Jesus christ i'm not in a relationship with her. We hang out a lot, we drink, and I stay over at her place. That's all. I can date someone without them being my "girlfriend"
have you pounded her?

If you've pounded the bitch, you can at least stake claim.

If not...sleepovers don't make someone 'your girl'...

Besides, you are super gay if you're sleeping at her place and not slapping her clit with your dick...grow a pair.

Buck 04-17-2009 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679274)
I understand and I deeply apologize.
I can't help but laugh.

ROFL:evil:ROFL:evil:ROFL

Brock 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679285)
How many hours until H4L0 figures it out?
And he says he wants to go to college. I don't see it happening.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679279)
I'm dating her. Jesus christ i'm not in a relationship with her. We hang out a lot, we drink, and I stay over at her place. That's all. I can date someone without them being my "girlfriend"
So you're saying you can't get her to put out.

Man, that's sad.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679289)
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.
Come on Man, seriously?

H4L0 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.

Bowser 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
For the record - she's cute.

rockymtnchief 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5679262)
I dare you to say that to my face.
I'll meet you at The Brown Sphincter down on 69th, between Wood and Pooter Streets in 10 minutes. Don't forget the fluffy sumo suits.

Donger 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679289)
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.
Forced? No, but you did challenge.

Buck 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
H4L0

Whats the ****ing guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?

Brock 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679289)
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.
You didn't force them to, but you dared them to. Lap it up, dumbshit.

teedubya 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
remind me NEVER to ask for relationship advice on Chiefsplanet, please.



BTW, I bet this is HURTING Claythan, that he isn't here for this epicness.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5679287)
How do you feel meeting someone online that is grossly more immature than you are?
Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.

Buck 04-17-2009 01:48 PM
Wait, don't leave. Its just getting good.

Bowser 04-17-2009 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679304)
H4L0

Whats the ****ing guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?
Now THERE is an idea....

Iowanian 04-17-2009 01:48 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

Bowser 04-17-2009 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5679308)
Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.
SOUNDS LIKE A DARE

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-17-2009 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679300)
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.
Go douchebags!!

keg in kc 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5679302)
I'll meet you at The Brown Sphincter down on 69th, between Wood and Pooter Streets in 10 minutes. Don't forget the fluffy sumo suits.
Okay, that's way too gay. You're on your own.

Donger 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679300)
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.
You're "out" again? I sense a pattern.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679300)
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.
so I take it you haven't experienced any of her vag juice!?

then no more referring to her as your girl...

you're 21 years old, guy...no sleeping over without at least 2nd base (and I'm being generous because if that happens to me I man up and leave)

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679235)
Well, thats just awesome.
I tried to warn you dude. You have no idea what you asked for. They'll find pictures of you and your entire family and put them up on this site.

kstater 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
How come you have so many "friends" that are in high school? You some kind of pervert?

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679304)
H4L0

Whats the ****ing guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?
:hmmm:

Buck 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5679308)
Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.
You've never forced me to do that.

Simplex3 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5676810)
*sigh*

From day one when I first met Holly, all I heard was bitching about Jeremey. All I heard from my girl was bitching about Jeremey. I never heard ONE SINGLE good thing about this dude from Holly, or anyone else. My buddy comes over to have some drinks with us one night, meets holly, expressed interest, she expressed interest, and since then things with Jeremey got worse. He hung out with us again a short time later, and he asked her to a movie. She agreed. Today I find out Holly ditched Jeremey (Rustshack). And, here I am. Defending my friend and Holly.
Sounds to me like Holly's friend didn't like Jeremy (for whatever reason) and/or Holly likes to bitch about her men behind their backs.

That should work out great for your buddy.

Brock 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5679316)
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.
ain't it the truth

shitgoose 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5679316)
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.
Its got me laughing thats for sure. ROFLROFL

alpha_omega 04-17-2009 01:49 PM
Wow...this thread sure has changed since i visited it yesterday...i guess i better go back and play catch-up

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679317)
SOUNDS LIKE A DARE
well...

there's only ONE way he could do it...or anyone could do it...but it's definitely possible.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5679327)
Sounds to me like Holly's friend didn't like Jeremy (for whatever reason) and/or Holly likes to bitch about her men behind their backs.
Of course she does, she's female.

In other news, blue sky has just been spotted at many locations across the globe.

raybec 4 04-17-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5679316)
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.
He did beat him like he owed him money. I was very impressed.

teedubya 04-17-2009 01:51 PM
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.

Buck 04-17-2009 01:51 PM
P.S.

Why would hootie care anyways?

he's already posted videos of his friends pissing on eachother.

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5679316)
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.
ROFL

That means a lot, sir.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5679324)
How come you have so many "friends" that are in high school? You some kind of pervert?
first off, high school girls are ****ing hot.

Secondly he's 21 and obviously close to a virgin...he might have been lucky once or twice...but the dude is sleeping over at Ana's (right name?) and calling her his girl...yet he probably hasn't even fingered the bitch yet...

PhillyChiefFan 04-17-2009 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alpha_omega (Post 5679332)
Wow...this thread sure has changed since i visited it yesterday...i guess i better go back and play catch-up
no sh*t what happened to the "girl runs around on guy" , "guy consults Chiefsplanet", "Chiefsplanet says drop the bi*ch in unison" conversation?

Buck 04-17-2009 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5679316)
You can't become steel without going through some fire.
Thanks for my new sig.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 01:52 PM
In all seriousness I am stunned no pictures have found their way to the "***OFFICIAL*** Would You" thread

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679343)
P.S.

Why would hootie care anyways?

he's already posted videos of his friends pissing on eachother.
no one was peeing ROFL

Good ol' fashioned plate breaking!

Skip Towne 04-17-2009 01:52 PM
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?

Iowanian 04-17-2009 01:53 PM
For some reason, All of the mexican kids are scrambling for the candy that's falling all over the yard.

"TIL THE CANDY COMES OUT!!!"

http://www.slipaway.net/images/Log%2...n%20Pinata.jpg

burt 04-17-2009 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5679356)
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?
butter face.....

PhillyChiefFan 04-17-2009 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5679342)
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.
can you run outta reps for the day?!??!

Katipan 04-17-2009 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5679342)
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.
**** you!

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5679356)
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?
I learned a long time ago...

the easiest way to get laid is to get a 19 or 20 year old girl into a bar she's not old enough to be in...

(and then buy her a lot of shots - or roofie one of her drinks)

and then you're in.

To be frank, I don't know what I'd do without GHB.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5679364)
**** you!
I dare you to say that to my face.

Donger 04-17-2009 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5679364)
**** you!
I'll give you some, but there is a price, Barbarian.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5679367)
To be frank, I don't know what I'd do without GHB.
Masturbate a lot.







So I hear.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:56 PM
and I don't blame Preston for hanging out with young bitches...

Shit when I was 19 the only girls I could land were either desperate ugly 23 year olds or really hot, insecure, impressionable 17 year olds...

so naturally I stuck to the 17 year olds (with an occasional slutty 23 year old - and every once in a while the daring yet eager to please 13 year old)

Bowser 04-17-2009 01:56 PM
My sig is born from true love for Mer.

Buck 04-17-2009 01:58 PM
Heres' an Anna

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/...12744_4339.jpg

teedubya 04-17-2009 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5679375)
and I don't blame Preston for hanging out with young bitches...

Shit when I was 19 the only girls I could land were either desperate ugly 23 year olds or really hot, insecure, impressionable 17 year olds...

so naturally I stuck to the 17 year olds (with an occasional slutty 23 year old - and every once in a while the daring yet eager to please 13 year old)
Your "jokes" are gonna get you arrested someday... when one of these 13-17 year olds rat you out. I hope I'm there, that day for that thread.

Donger 04-17-2009 02:00 PM
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?

teedubya 04-17-2009 02:00 PM
Anna looks alright... she will probably be fat when she gets older... tap it, hit it and quit it.

RJ 04-17-2009 02:00 PM
Alas, there was no hope for Preston.

Rather than banging Holly's friend, they were apparently having slumber parties.

Hootie 04-17-2009 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5679387)
Your "jokes" are gonna get you arrested someday... when one of these 13-17 year olds rat you out. I hope I'm there, that day for that thread.
well first off the 13 year old's would still have to be alive...and secondly the 17 year old's would still have to be 17

kstater 04-17-2009 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5679388)
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?
Of course. Hence the hilarity of the inevitable Lawer claim made in these type threads.

Hootie 04-17-2009 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5679390)
Alas, there was no hope for Preston.

Rather than banging Holly's friend, they were apparently having slumber parties.
I hear he took her to see Hannah Montana...

If you take a bitch to Hannah Montana and STILL can't lock it up...you've entered the halfcan zone.

Buck 04-17-2009 02:02 PM
Cool her Myspace page isn't private.
http://www.myspace.com/anna4506

Bowser 04-17-2009 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5679388)
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?
Presumably. That's where MCJ directed everyone to look for pics.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 02:02 PM
My God I love this place.

Buck 04-17-2009 02:03 PM
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8

Jenson71 04-17-2009 02:03 PM
Many, many lessons to learn from this thread. Make your facebook and myspace profiles private, is a start.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 02:03 PM
This thread is such a glorious cluster****.

Bowser 04-17-2009 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679404)
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8
LMAO

keg in kc 04-17-2009 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679404)
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8
That's because he's hung like a hamster and can't tell a clit from a bellybutton.

Bowser 04-17-2009 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5679409)
This thread is such a glorious cluster****.
Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?

Hootie 04-17-2009 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679404)
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8
and d wade isn't in chuck's top 5!

The Franchise 04-17-2009 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679400)
Cool her Myspace page isn't private.
http://www.myspace.com/anna4506
Yeah it is.

keg in kc 04-17-2009 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679415)
Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?
****, this thread would sell me on posting in like 0.5 seconds. It's like perfection.

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-17-2009 02:06 PM
Is this RustShack?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...8280329ee3.jpg

Scorp 04-17-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5679425)
Yeah I think so. I wasn't gonna post it.

teedubya 04-17-2009 02:07 PM
Anna says she is "single" on MySpace. LMAO

The Franchise 04-17-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5679425)
That's what I was thinking.

Jenson71 04-17-2009 02:07 PM
Actually, just don't have a facebook or myspace.

Donger 04-17-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5679425)
Is this RustShack?
Looks like John Matrix' cool little brother.


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