Also those lips would look even better wrapped around my cock.

This would be one of those situations where the saying "it goes without saying", applies. We didnt need to hear that from you, you perverted and totally correct asshole. Now i need to go bleach my brain, yet think of Jessica's lips. Im so conflicted right now.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Don't lie, you're going to think about his cock, not her lips.

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I love the commitment you guys have to making sure we're all up to date on exactly what Jessica Simpson looks like at all times. It's inspiring.

I have so little in life that it keeps me motivated. What else am I going to do? :LOL:

LMAO:LOL:LMAO

Juggsica*

Those pics a couple pages ago… she looks a little busted.

First thing I thought of

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I've got that movie on DVD and in the extras section if shows the wardrobe department using tweezers to remove individual threads from her "Daisy Dukes" to get as close as possible to showing hatchet wound and balloon knot without actually showing them.

Hot off the press.....

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That movie and Titanic have some messed up "love" stories.

Those areolas are busting out of that bra!

I remember a picture from about 10 years ago I think in NY City and she had a tight black top on and the camera flash exposed how big they are. Salma Hayek also has huge dark saucer sized areolas.

Yum yum yum!

Yum......yum??

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I would take her over Gracie. Clay weeps....

When she was young she was strong and good on the plow but now after childrens her vagine hangs loose like sleeve of wizards.

I'd take Gracie--simply b/c I think there's a high probability she's a mini-me of her mom and Mom is charming, smart, and personable.

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Plus the whole chiefs thing.

.... and the whole less cavernous heathen spawning cave.

If the Chiefs lose tonight I'm blaming this thread

Bring a bigger dick.

yeah, nope. Just doesn't do anything for me anymore. Her face got weird.

Never understood it.

This picture gives me Requiem For A Dream vibes.

ASS TO ASS!

ASS TO ASS!

Never was impressed with her.

That's because you know nothing about women, sex, football, business, money, good food, politics, or anything else that matters in life. :rolleyes:

She was never impressed with you either. ROFL

Fair enough.

Instead of getting your panties in a twist, you should've taken it as a compliment. I assumed you were joking when you said you preferred a weather-beaten, strung out has been with Ozempic face over a hot-as-**** heiress to a billion dollar fortune.

Obviously I was wrong.

Would hit this 3 times a day and all day Saturday and Sunday. She can take those pouty sexy lips and put them all over my dick.

Some of you guys are GAAAAAAAAAY! ROFL :D

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Best shag I’ve ever had. Sexual napalm, that one. ;)

Certainly not as hot as my 62 year old 200 lbs wife - Chiefsplanet

This is the backside of most married couples here on CP.

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Damn how did u know?

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At this point in their lives, I think Ashlee is better looking....

Pic is from May of last year

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Be happy to do a Simpson Sandwich.

leave OJ outta this!

That's more like cold cuts

it might just be me, but doesn't that look like cray-cray in those eyes?

Would that really even slow you down?

Maybe, but I'm thinking that's the best new pic we've had of her in a while.

Looks like a large mouth bass, with tits.

all 3 of you have absolute correct points!!! :)

She has to wear that half bra and a dozen coats of makeup… No makeup and no bra might be a scary sight.. I’d still probably give it a go..

Oh this will definitely play...

Where the **** are you fishin'?

Hey now - if you're only gonna post 5 times/yr, this is how you ****in' do it!

Well isn't that interesting..........:hmmm:

Looks like she hired some skilled painters. The trim work looks great.

Jessica Simpson isn't unattractive, that's for sure.

Are you a lawyer, do you have a smoking hot GF, and a condo in Belize? Welcome to CP, you'll fit right in.

Certainly not for CP Members no matter how attractive they think they are with their giant schlongs of fantasy. :D

Not digging that look and wacky shoes

Her knees appear to be dirty.

All the better

She could have aged gracefully but she went the Dolly Parton route.

Oh well.

Still would 100x

I am 42 years old. Who am I to criticize. LoL

Wouldn't hire her to cut the grass.

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Would hire her to lick my ass.

Meh.....

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Still wood plow

she must be having some kind of allergic reaction...her lips are quite swollen. Maybe she's allergic to peanuts and ate some peanut butter. Maybe she got stung by some bees. I dunno :shrug:

Maybe she's allergic to Ozempic.

The thought of those lips wrapped around my schlong make me tingle.

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Oh Jessica, oh Jessica, what have you done to yourself?

Your tiny breasts looks fake along with your lips. You also looked stoned out of your gourd.

She's gone and fixed herself up with cartoon lips.:shake:

Damn shame.

Her three back teeth look like the haven't been brushed in weeks. :spock:

Yikes, sausage lips. That's getting scary.

Lips distracting from whatever tf is going on with that titty