Yikes.

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My eyes...

Dont worry guys. She wouldn't **** any of you so you have nothing to worry about.

Good.

No to Bret Michaels

Ol' girl has never had any ass or hips.

That ass looks mighty fine to me. No cellulite and not giant. Two sweet melons to hold onto.

https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploa...trip=all&w=601

Jessica Simpson sparks concern with ‘strange’ behavior in Pottery Barn ad

Is that a manikin?

Still would.....

Someone needs to put her and this thread out of its misery

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! :doh!:

She entered Clown World some time ago.

People complaining about how she talks need to move to a town where they do a lot of plastic surgery. These lip jobs and face botox shut down the muscles that help you speak clearly. Pretty common way of speaking in a Santa Monica juice bar

I've suddenly become very afraid.

We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

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She looks like she's straight out of a Rob Zombie movie.

Pretty sure i saw her in House of 1,000 Corpses.

NO! Don't follow her to the back of that creepy cafe. She gonna cut you up with an axe!

https://i.imgur.com/3f01U1R.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2aeTzFJ.jpg

Just remember, the crazy ones **** like a nympho.

I'll never doubt the strength you must possess...

Rob Zombie's wife is pretty hot though

Dude if I'm Rob Zombie, I'm damn sure doing better than Sherri Moon

You should look up her quotes on how much she loves sex.

I think the roller coaster ride has crested and is now heading down.....:deevee:


https://www.shefinds.com/files/2023/...ca-Simpson.jpg


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Yep!

She looked better fat. Yikes.

Yep

Jessica definitely needs to up her game if she wants to land an obese bald 50 year old CPer :)

That 1st pic.. Yikes.. But I would definitely do it… In a dark room.

WTF is going on there?

I’ve posted this sentiment before but to reiterate:

Every time I thought I’d found a woman who was the perfect intersection of hot and crazy, I always had underestimated the crazy. Crazy is like an iceberg, at best you see 10% of it above the surface.

David Lee Roth looks pretty good for 68!!

Her cheeks are starting to overlap her lip area like some sort of Joker smile, and it creeps me out.

That last picture looks like every crack whore waitress about a month before they overdose. Once you start to not actually recognize their face, the days are numbered.

There are some weight loss plans that float around on FB that have nearly the exact same physical affect on people. Once the weight they needed to lose comes off they stay on the program to "maintain" and it gives them the same half drunk and hollow eyed look. Two former business partners were on it and if I didn't know any better I would have bet money they were on smack. They just look sickly. The program even stops using their updated pictures once they go from healthy to hollow looking.

In remembrance...

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Why couldn't she have done nudes at the above point in her life?

This is how she should always be remembered.

Lmao, 95% or more of the guys on this site would hit that.

However I think she may actually be like clinically crazy. Also her eyes look like they are trying to get out of the way of her growing nose.

looks like she took out her breast implants.

John Mayer vouches for her bedroom prowess.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...y-2010102/amp/

Non-waterproof smeared mascara is my jam.

Not a lot of emotionally healthy girls into it, tho.

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Still would all ****ing day!!!

She looks like Tom Brady in drag.

FYP.

Don't care how enthusiastic she might still be about it, I'm taking a pass.

She looks crazy in the eyes and like she is a tiger in the sack. John Mayer you lucky bastard!

That second pic is just kinda disturbing, her face is all distorted... sunken eyes, ridiculous botox lips etc

She's thin, but it doesn't look healthy

I’ve never seen the two of them in a picture together:hmmm:

I’ve always hated the smile with tongue showing.

Where do people learn to do that? It’s not even natural.

Did she mess her lips up with surgery? I don’t remember mouth looking like that?

UH OH!!! Jessica is having mental health or body images and she has gone over the edge. She looks scary and too skinny. Wasting away. I just fell off the Jessica Simpson bandwagon.

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https://people.com/thmb/BHvLTR8J1Sv8...0f30786f8c.jpg

RIP HOT JESSICA

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There’s hotter junkies staggering around South Baltimore

She's definitely not looking that healthy.

FYI I've seen some of your wives, maybe you shouldn't be dissing photos of celebrities on the internet. So judgy.

If my wife looked like that i'd be dropping her off at rehab.

She looks like she's been hitting the pizzo.

botched surgery or drugs

Whoa.

Ozempic face.

YIKES!!!

Is this a thing? Say more. Enquiring minds want to know.

:LOL:

I’ll forever be on the Jessica Simpson train just because of this thread.

Those pills make her feel hot okay

yikes, bitch looks like a skeleton with skin

I believe you LMAO

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Not that I've heard of, but it makes sense. Ozempic's main method of causing weight loss is hunger suppression, so if you overdo it you'll end up weak and malnourished from just not eating at all. I guess it could also be called "phentermine face" and still be applicable.

In any event, I'm not down with her weirdo freaky clown face. Why couldn't she just let it age naturally? It would have looked much better.

I’m 41. She is a billionaire. Yea, totally would. I like hyper/super cars and she is still smoking in my opinion.

If I was 20, nah.

Only thing she is smoking is meth, apparently.

Those dudes are hammering 9s

I miss the fat version of Jessica. That was also the hot version, notwithstanding the fact that she was also young then.

Those CPers turn up their nose at tail like Jessica Simpson as they're used to Perfect 10s

Well shes ****ing hideous now.

If we were talking about Dukes of Hazard Jessica Simpson then I would question the sexual preference of the man saying no, but we aren't. Saying no to her now is like saying no to STDs.

She's had to have some kind of facial surgeries, right? This cant be just a result of a cycle of weight gain and loss. At some point women are going to wake up and just realize what kind of beasts this shit turns them into 10 years down the road, if not an instant regret.

The Wall is undefeated.

I just rewatched this last weekend. What a smoke show she was!!! Damn you Father Time!!!

Where her ta-ta's go?

How many of these Jessica Simpson hot takes would be posted if CP could see who, if anyone, that poster is bedding?

Rollo is right.

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Well I would definitely **** THAT Jessica.