Clearly these teachers need to plan ahead and have glamour shot / headshot ready for media release upon arrest!

It's 2016 people! You can photoshop that shit at home even!

This is the same school with the male student that had the threesome with two fairly attractive female teachers. That dude will always be a legend.

Edit:
Here is a photo of said teachers
http://www.dbtechno.com/wp-content/u...hreesome-1.jpg

That kid is awesome haha

Not quite sex, but partying it up....

http://breaking911.com/arkansas-teac...rage-students/

Arkansas Teacher Arrested On 33 Charges For Hosting Beer Party For Underage Students

Mallory Dawn Rorie, aged 27, was arrested on 33 counts of social hosting, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and furnishing alcohol to a minor.
A local news station reported that a student interviewed by police said: ‘He didn’t remember much about the party because he passed out early on.’
Rorie reportedly provided the alcohol for the party while other students brought it from their home, 11 students claimed to police.

Izard Country Sheriff Tate Lawrence said nine students spent the entire night at the teachers home.

‘The students all said that Rorie told them not to tell anyone about the event,’
Her court appearance is scheduled for March 2.
The school’s website states that it is her first year teaching at the school, unfortunately for her… it will be her last.

http://breaking911.com/wp-content/up...4ce9e684dd.jpg

I'd give it to her....

You just wonder when high schools will stop hiring mid-twenty year girls to teach at them...

Or just stop hiring women all together. I mean, seriously.

I would like to shake that kid's hand for a job well done.

The one on the left looks like a man.
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I don't know when it happened...but now when I see a girl that I judge to be too young for me...to me...they're not women...they're somebody's daughter. I hope that makes sense.

she still gets the dong

That strategy didn't work at all.

No, I certainly wouldn't.

Also, shopped.

Haha, you had the words, "shake, hand, and job" in the same sentence in regard to this subject. That's probably what they started out with before getting more advanced.

this shit ain't right

She's got videos, too. Her name is Christina Lucci.

ROFL That's a deal breaker right there.

yum

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-student.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...4110335081.jpg

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/i...9f/teacher.jpg

Would...

Is that a huge tat?

PBJ

Fugs

basically,just like gay priests infiltrated Catholic church's since you dont need to married to be one.

the double standard has snowballed in to females who want to rape minors are getting teaching jobs and taking who they choose.
Meanwhile pedophiles keep getting hired at grade schools

This. I am not interested in this story.

I like this one. She's cute.

reminds me of....
http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/fi...-Bell-GIFs.jpg

I bet it does, bud. I bet it does.









****ing homo.

LMAO

She didn't even have sex with anyone (allegedly).

Please... She is 100% hittable, and she's hotter than what 80% of this place lands.

She's got a weird face

Of course she's probably hotter than what the bald+fat+goatee brigade draws, but at best she's a butterface

ROFLROFLROFL

Florida middle school teacher had sex five times with 14-year-old boy from her class
 

Sadly she is NOT hot and this also could have been posted in the Flor-i-DUH
thread, making this a two for one special! ROFL

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2538140

Video story
http://nydn.us/1mNbA0v

A Florida middle school teacher had sex five times with a 14-year-old boy she taught and appeared naked in photos on his cell phone, police said Friday.

Stacy Lynn Hooks, 38, admitted she had intercourse with her student three times and engaged in oral sex twice in their five encounters, according to a police report cited by Highlands Today.

Investigators said they discovered two nude pictures of her and a collage of her butt on the boy’s phone. Hooks was arrested Thursday and charged with lewd battery, electronic transmission of material harmful to a minor and travelling to meet a minor to engage in unlawful sexual conduct.

Stacy Lynn Hooks, 38, faces five counts of lewd battery, among other charges, county inmate records show.

Hooks is a 15-year veteran elementary and middle school teacher from Sebring, which is about 85 miles southeast of Tampa. She has taught since 2012 at Hill-Gustat Middle School, where the website lists her as a science teacher.

Officials with the School Board of Highlands County placed her on administrative leave ahead of a Tuesday vote on whether to suspend her without pay and an investigation that could lead to her firing, the local newspaper reported.

A phone call to Hooks’ home wasn’t answered Friday night and she didn’t immediately respond to a message seeking comment or the name of a lawyer who could respond to the allegations.

Investigators with the Highlands County Sheriff’s Office received word Monday of inappropriate contact between her and a middle school student. Deputies said she revealed in an interview Thursday that the pair struck up a relationship in May 2015 and last had sex Feb. 5.

Detectives asked any other victims or those who may have information about the case to contact the sheriff’s office’s special victims unit. Hooks was incarcerated on a $625,000 bond after her arrest.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...h20n-1-web.jpg

^^^^ Jesus.......give her life without parole!

A collage of her butt? I don't even...can you say that in the newspaper?

Burn her!

She can't send a custom butt collage to a kid, but she could call it art and hang it in an art gallery where a kid could walk in and see it. Can you imagine how much a custom Frida Kahlo butt collage would be worth if she had sent it to some kid?

Touching the Tip

http://ttt-hiweb.newscyclecloud.com/...-140509942.jpg

Apparently she was banging Butthead.

mmmmm... a Frida butt collage. A buttlage. I honestly think you are on to something here.

Doggystyle?

Ya I bet you wood :)

wait...

this is a 14 year old in middle school?

I'm gonna 21 Jumpstreet this shit, but instead of taking down high school drug dealers, I'm putting a stop to these teachers going down on all their students.

I don’t care if I have to sleep with every hot teacher. I won't rest until every horny teacher has satisfied me!

The worst part of this story is that the poor youngster wanted to tell people he had sex with her! Be quiet!

When you screw a pig don't squeal! :shake:

It all depends on how is it is configured. Here, most are 6 through 8 grade. In other places a middle school is configured differently.

5 x 14 = 10 years

So, the mugshot isn't a flattering picture. And she's certainly not a 10. But she ain't bad. It's a pretty good pull for a 14 year old.

When are these kids going to learn to just keep their ****ing traps shut. They're ****ing it up for others!

I agree, the problem isn't the teachers. The problem is this generation of ungrateful kids who don't know how to shut up and be happy, and keep it to themselves.

14 and you're nailing the teacher and not telling your boys? It might as well never have happened.

They've obviously got electronic proof for after the fact. You don't publicize your score in the middle of the bank heist.

Did I mention the part where he's 14?

I know. This is why we can't have nice things.

Well now it's not going to happen again....

:D Every swinging dick in here is pissed we didn't get to nail a teacher. And every one of us would have had to tell someone if we did...

Yep. It's easy to be critical of the kids....but you guys need to think back to you're decision making skills as a teenager. There's no way the majority of teenagers can keep a secret like that to themselves.

When I was in 9th grade (I wasn't yet 15 at this point), I had a really attractive substitute English teacher for about 3 months, as the normal teacher was out with some kind of surgery.

This sub always seemed to favor me in class and some of my friends teased me about. Well, on her last day, I saw her as I was leaving to head home. She said goodbye, gave me a hug, then a kiss and stuck her tongue down my throat.

In all honesty, it completely freaked me out. This is the first time I've ever mentioned it publicly but as much as we all like to say "Where were these whores when I was a kid?", it quite a bit different as a grown male looking back rather than an adolescent teen.

I definitely wasn't ready to bang some 28 year old hot teacher when I was 14.

Not even close.

then you learned to play an instrument and compensated using women left and right after that

I was already playing by then.

Maybe that's why she dug me.

:D

and so it goes

Damn bro, that takes the fun and games out of it...

Sorry, Brotha! :)

Dane, you pussy.

Third post after my post.

I am disappoint.

:D

Not at all. It illustrates the real side of the issue. Though you know I don't like my faux cave man act taken down.
Sooo...pics?

LMAO


For real though, you may be on to something. Who knows how 14 year old me would react to that.

I'm probably a pussy, too.

I think Dane is right, I might have been scared if I got a shot at teacher poon. Even if I wasn't I wouldve busted instantly and probably just made her mad

I'd have started to take that up a notch then salt blasted my parachute pants...

Skin flute? [emoji87]

you guys are joking and all but these are the female versions of the male school molesters and the gay catholic priests.
These women are predators. Where else to get what you want better than an institution that houses them for you.

LMAO

I shit you not, she looked a young Jacqueline Bisset.

Well, I'll tell you one thing's for certain: If a 28 year old male teacher ever stuck his tongue down the throat of either of my daughters, whether they were 14 or 18, he'd get a visit from my Uncle Guido.

Douche

LMAO

Here's the thing: It was totally unexpected and not consensual. Now, that's not to say that had I knew it was going to happen, I'd have acted differently, but it was shocking.

At 14, I'd seen Playboy, as my dad had a stash in the top shelf of my parents closet. My mom actually bought the idea that he read it for the articles. And I'm not joking.

LMAO

But looking at Barbi Benton in Playboy was very different than having a super hot older chick stick her tongue down my throat at that age.

Yeah, it sounds like that teacher wasn't really like the ones in this thread either. She probably developed a crush on you, and let a single moment get the best of her on the way out of the door.

I think the ladies in this thread probably plan it a bit more, and ease the kids into it, based on each kids maturity level.

I read a book called Tampa (that I think was actually recommended in this thread), and that was the case there. The teacher planned every detail, and searched for the perfect kid.

Wow, that's super creepy

It was an uneasy read at times.

I don't think I could even read it. Seriously.

Everything changed after I had daughters. Law & Order: SVU was one of my favorite TV shows until I found out my first daughter was on the way.

In case you're not familiar with that show, it's the Special Victims Unit, which deals with sex crimes.

I haven't been able to watch a single episode since.

I keed!

LMAO

I know, it's a good. :D