I have to confess I don't know what a 515 is. Or a 718 either.

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ok men, it's the area code system

the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness...

oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1

the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't)

my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1

the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)...

Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)...

besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area...

515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'...

616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good.

but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.

Hootie really complemented my post.

Ever bang any boat broads, bro?

There's a guy who was on the boat being interviewed CNN on right now wearing a Chiefs cap. At least he's used to suffering.

It would've been cool to get towed to Havana. They probably wouldn't even have to refund the cruise if I was on it and got to go to a forbidden country.

Holy shit, is this why non-fatasses go on cruises? I've always wondered what the attraction is.. I guess it's all the dumb**** pussy that needs a dumb**** dick to fill their vapid vaginas. Well, I guess the wife and I will be cruising next year-- threesomes abound, right!?

I guess to be theme-appropriate, it should be "THREESOMES AHOY!"

Which is my favorite cookie.

I disagree with this. The older I get the more gorgeous the girls my age (25-29) have become.

You can't tell me that Carnival didn't have another ship in the immediate area that they could have transferred the passengers to. But then they would have had 2 ships full of unhappy cruisers. So the who ordeal was a calculated risk. Clearly $$$ over humanity.

DT

What if it was sinking? You think they don't have plans to get people out of the water and onto land? Boats, helicopters etc?

Bad decision thats going to bite them in the ass when the videos and pictures start coming out from passengers.

Two of the other ships (Conquest and Elation) delivered supplies to Triumph.
Your idea of transferring passengers from one ship to another is laughable to say the least.
It's not as if the ships would have been stationary while the transfer was happening, also you're talking about what tying one off to the other? This isn't exactly a couple of john boats you're talking about.

Everyone loves a warm hole. But, I hope that one day you find your spot in life you realize that there is more to life than just pursuing a warm hole.

Only if Mcgyver was on that ship!