The HoC alone could keep a noob entertained for days.

More than I want to considering my daughter is still in diapers.

Are you of Scottish descent?

Careful, that might get meatpeeker turned around. A pretty girl apparently won't but I'm sure you'll have him dreaming of Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez.

el borracho: you're not? Want a little scottish in you?

Boys, I think this virtuous young lady has endured enough, don't you think?

No, sorry. English

Oh, please. I've moved well past that into the fake-yawn-put-my-arm-around-her phase of dating.

Ah, another limey. No wonder Donger's playing the gentleman. :)

ROFL

Not a chance. She's got English blood. One can tell by the eyes.

Wow. Words I never thought I would hear on here. Thank you.

Quick! Name two Welsh singers to have top-charting singles.

You are welcome. When an attractive female appears around here, some tend to turn into cats that found the catnip. Pay no heed.

That being said, could you describe your nipples to me? Based on the pictures, I'd guess small and dark.

You have me stumped there. I didn't say I was BORN in England. Just that my ancestors were.

Can you teach me that sensei?

Dude, You should know the inmates rule here this could last as long as the Girly thread if some had the inclinantion. :fire:

And there goes the shoe!

hahahaha

I had resolved not to post on this thread, but since it seems to have taken a turn from embarrassment-to-the-community to civil, I guess I will.

Welcome to the BB, kirstie. I'm glad you made it through the bad stuff. :thumb:

Sorry...no deal.

Wow seems like only 11 post ago you were saying you will not be sticking around.

Oh come on. That's not bad. I ask that question in real life, too.

Oh no. They're huge aren't they. I despise huge nipples. Sorry.

Thank you very much. I will say though...after going through that...I doubt seriously that I would ever be involved in any pile ups that happen in the future.

You skipped the toilet paper and toothpaste queries.

Just wait, when she realizes she can pick on Mr. Christopher she will never leave.

Would you like some clues?

Both were female artists.

The first appeared on the album "Faster Than the Speed of Night"

Don't let Fraz fool ya, he's one of the meanest bastards on this site. He's just very particular about his targets.

What can I say...I was bored :D

If it makes you feel better, the collateral damage you've endured was well....far from ruthless.

The second appeared on the album "Now in a Minute"

You don't need me for that- just watch Happy Days. I'm pretty sure Pottsie or Ralph or Ritchie did it at least once.

Christ another fucking attention whore...Goatse is gonna be jealous. :spock:

You mean there's been worse?

Sometimes they're fun. :evil:

FTR, I thought the stuff with your kids was way out of line. But (to the best of my knowledge, anyway) these idiots are basically harmless.

This didn't even make the top 50.

The first song I have heard but can't remember who sings it. The second I don't think I've heard.

You have no idea. Do a forum search for "Slayer".

A word to the wise, the first syllable in "Frazod" rhymes with hey, not hat. Try correcting that after years of silent mispronunciation.

After reviewing the pictures, I'd like to amend my decision.

Kirstie has puffies. Definitely puffies.

Kirstie, please don't take this personally. I've deemed myself the expert nipple guesser of all CP's females. For example, mememe has no nipples. BEP has very hairy, two-inch long nipples. chiefs4me has two nipples/breast and neither is very appealing.

Very true.

Kirstie, for a more surreal introduction to life at CP, please refer to exhibit A...

Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

A real eye opener into the life of a blossoming young man, and the beat down that ensues.

I will admit that no one (well, maybe a couple) tried manipulating her photo or making rude comments about her...I just really don't want her involved. She is the best thing in my life. And the reason I stopped modeling. I don't want her exposed to that lifestyle. I want her to have as close to a normal childhood as she possibly can.

Really? What were you doing in 1996?

Holy moley....Indeed.

There are people still having their skin scraped off in a burn ward from events of 5 years ago. Typically, they've arrived here on purpose, presented their arse and DARED someone to fist them(theoretically speaking). It can be ruthless, but its usually been very, very deserved.

Someone should direct you to some places to start learning your local history.....hilarity often ensues.

Be warned though, we've got some window licking morons here too, and if they think they're talking to a chic, they just may be typing to you with popeye.

Thats what Crazy Coffey said before he posted nonstop for 6 months straight.

You are a welcome addition around here-glad you are sticking around.

This post gave me some very bad, bad visuals.

LMAO

and ROYR17

I'm going to go bathe my minds eye in alcohol now.

I don't promise joy. Only the truth.

Just be wary of Mooo and the purple Gatorade!
LMAO

Sounds like I've got some homework to do.

Wait. Does that mean I'm correct or not? Do you know what a puffy is?

Numero uno
 

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"American Hero" was it?

That was one of the best.

I'm a fan. Just sayin'.

you may or may not prefer this version of the song
 

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I can only assume she washes her legs.

Completely uncomparable.

Had you said "Total Eclipse of the Heart" I'd have known immediately it was Bonnie Tyler. I actually like that song. My mom had that album.

Look. This is really important to me, okay? I'd appreciate a little breathing room.

Numero dos
 

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LMAO

Understood. Proceed.

omg no. I prefer the original.

I do know what a puffy is...and I will never tell you ;)

Yes, and I shave them too

Oh yeah!!

He got pretty fucked.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...2&page=1&pp=30

Kirstie, look at what happened to AH and be realize what you went through was pretty harmless.

Two magical stories, lol
 

wow that is brutal :doh!:

hahaha, my bad!

Yeah, cockblocker!

LMAO

I HAVE heard the song. And like it. But wasn't aware of the name.

LMAO

It was completely unintentional. I'm harmless.

She's back for me, no doubt. I don't know why but chicks dig me.

Damn. Ruthless isn't even quite the word.

How could they not? I think it's the BBQ skillz.

But of course.

So who's behind the user name?

More British pop (you are probably too young to remember this one)
 

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