Everyone's underestimating our 2 seed that led the Chargers 35-7 at halftime. Waaaaaaah!! I'm desperate for motivation because I know we're doomed. Waaaaah!!

At the time I was dating Pats Fan mom, I had a friend who was blind.

One night I wanted to do something nice for him, so I had Ms. Patsfan mom turn on some music. As we danced I placed a blindfold on her face and laid her down on the sofa bed. I worked the combination on her panty lock and off they came. I slowly began press down on the mattress between her hairy toed feet, but I stepped back, and led my friend, the Ronnie Milsap-American into my place. He eased up, spit on his index finger and pushed it into her 2 chute clear to the top knuckle.

Suddenly, he recoiled, pulled away and sat back onto a chair. Oblivious that his finger looked like he had been tarring a roof, he reached for and gulped a glass of lukewarm water he found on the coffee table. He was pale as a sheet and looked like he was going to be ill.

He said "you know I'm blind right"
"sure man" I retorted.
"you know I can read braille"
"I assumed"

"well....when I put my finger in there, the polyps read "Tom Brady has no soul".

They know they're ****ed so they manufacture an underdog narrative to amp up their energy. They better hope it's enough to compensate for their talent deficit...

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Those poor PatWeUts.....Can't get any respect...they haven't gotten AAAANY attention at all the last decade.


Cheating bastards.

Julian better take that juice this week.

One would assume it was Brady’s intention to fire up the Patriots more than have the Chiefs let their guard down.

Everyone thinks we suck and can’t win ANY games.

...immediately following a thorough beating of the Chargers and an 11-5 season.

Imagine being 41 and saying something that childish and pathetic.

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what a F-ing joke.

I love your fireside chats Iowa

Nick's right. They're so used to being heavily favored, that being considered a toss-up feels like disrespect.

I've got some wood cut and in the pit but haven't really found any visitors worthy of getting out a match.


I still can't get over a fan base that talks like Tweety Bird talking shit about the intelligence and knowledge of other fan bases.

He's trolling there as well. He even tweeted a screengrab of the KCK wikipedia page as proof.

Hard to respect a team that had one of the easiest divisions and schedules in the NFl and still lost to teams like Miami and Detroit. Plus was smacked down by the Jags and then the Titans a few weeks ago.

They don't deserve to be playing for a chance to go to the SuperBowl.

Last 7 regular season games.

Smashed by the Titans, lost to the Fins and Steelers.

Won against the Bills, Vikes and Jets twice.

Cupcake schedule and it took home wins over the shitty Bills and Jets to get on track. Pathetic.

ESPN: "No one believes in the Pats--except half the NFL universe."

Brady's gonna REALLY be pissed when he reads this article.
ROFL

No shit. **** these poor little ****s and their "underdog" bullshit. Honestly, to me, it's a complete ****ing insult that the Pats are going in to this game with that label/tag.

That ain't right.