I'm positive Claythan is going to screw this up royally.

Good luck to you. You'll do fine.

He has had 20 pages on here of positive advise, enough already i want that boy to get some action and quit f**king around on the internet.

You want to play Cyrano de Bergerac for him as well?

Good luck, GoChiefs. I just hope I don't yell out "GoChiefs!!!" tonight. That would probably cost me a new Jeep.

You get free gas. Get one of these.

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006...rtruck-xuv.jpg

don't call her exactly one hour after you told her you would. wait an hour and a half, then call and say you were busy writing.

Either that, or go the totally opposite route and tell her that you have writers block and can't stop thinking about what her pooper smells like.

:D

this can be used for your benefit.

if she is still there a couple hours in, say you have to go to an unscheduled practice early; use it to get both of you out of the bar.

once you are out, find any reason to go to her place. Any reason at all; this should be your goal through the whole night. if she mentions anything about her place (what it looks like, who she lives with; a pet) drop a hint you want to see it/meet them/whatever.

and talk a lot about writing about/covering the Chiefs. chicks love writers. but don't talk about football itself unless she is a sports nut.

lol

I'll wait 15 minutes. Gotta take a shit. Maybe I should take a shit while I'm on the phone with her. Might distract me, ease my mind.

Is she hears the plop just play it cool and say you had to drop a deuce before picking her up.

I need updates.

can you take your laptop with you? If so, I'm not leaving this computer all night.

Make sure you clean yourself well afterward. If she's a really dirty slut she might make your first time incredibly memorable.

Claythan will tell her he's a regular poster on Chiefsplanet. Later she looks him up on here and sees two men kissing in his avatar.......lol...:eek:

If someone wants to PM me a phone number I could text in updates

LOL