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xztop123 08-25-2014 05:29 PM

Can I post edaves facebook link in here too so the thread remains immortal?

SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10849072)
Alright **** it I live less than a mile from Westport. Let's go to Harpos it's 25 cent beer night.

**** you. You go with this guy? You were scared I would show you up huh?
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Hootie 08-25-2014 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849034)
Because im NOT CREEPY.

I'm somewhat waiting for a girl who really likes me or that I really like to take it slow with.

Certainly I could have had sex if I were desperate or super aggressive about it all.

I'm not creepy, either...

but holy **** man

the idea of going on a date is to find a compatible relationship or, you know, at least find someone you can have sex with a few times

if I went on 100 dates and got laid 0 times I would just give up dating/girls and move close to a casino and play poker 18 hours a day

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10849078)
**** you. You go with this guy? You were scared I would show you up huh?
Posted via Mobile Device

LOL I was at dinner that night I gave you my # you ****!

Easy 6 08-25-2014 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10849058)
"My" point is that a chick who buys that PUA crap, or is too stupid to realize what is going on, wants the gym monkey.

That shit might work in a club but not in real life. OP needs to abandon that but it's far too late for that now. That is clear.

Agreed.

Real life > club scene

Hootie 08-25-2014 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10849072)
Alright **** it I live less than a mile from Westport. Let's go to Harpos it's 25 cent beer night.

there is a such thing as $0.25 beer night?

Canofbier 08-25-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849034)
Because im NOT CREEPY.

I'm somewhat waiting for a girl who really likes me or that I really like to take it slow with.

Certainly I could have had sex if I were desperate or super aggressive about it all.

If you're genuinely looking for a girl to "take it slow" with, I have a couple pieces of advice:
  1. Quit the PUA stuff. Women who are smart or interesting enough to be around longer than one night will think you're a shallow idiot.
  2. You're not likely to meet a girl who's "girlfriend material" getting wasted at a bar late at night with her girlfriends. Like others have suggested, go develop a hobby of yours and don't be afraid if it isn't mainstream or "cool". You'll inevitably meet people that you have fun with - male and female - and you can build a friendship or relationship from a common foundation.

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10849085)
there is a such thing as $0.25 beer night?

Yeah dude 5 dollar cover 25 cent natty light and 50 cent blue moon

eDave 08-25-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849077)
Can I post edaves facebook link in here too so the thread remains immortal?

Irrelevant. I sent that to you as proof that small framed guys can get the girl.

Behind that is that I have a whole bunch of other stuff going for me that others don't. So do you. Find them and focus on those.

Let the girl come to you.

Hootie 08-25-2014 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10849093)
Yeah dude 5 dollar cover 25 cent natty light and 50 cent blue moon

****, that's legit

we have a city ordinance in Champaign where no one can legally sell a beer for less than $1

eDave 08-25-2014 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10849085)
there is a such thing as $0.25 beer night?

Need to know. I'll fly in for that!

SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10849082)
LOL I was at dinner that night I gave you my # you ****!

LMAO
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SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849077)
Can I post edaves facebook link in here too so the thread remains immortal?

No. If he wants it posted he will.
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Titty Meat 08-25-2014 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10849100)
****, that's legit

we have a city ordinance in Champaign where no one can legally sell a beer for less than $1

I think most college towns have that ordinance. It's cool it's mostly college people though so i'm a little old and my jawline sucks.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10849119)
I think most college towns have that ordinance. It's cool it's mostly college people though so i'm a little old and my jawline sucks.

I wish I would have known to hype up my jawline when I was chasing girls.
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ThaVirus 08-25-2014 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10849089)
If you're genuinely looking for a girl to "take it slow" with, I have a couple pieces of advice:
  1. Quit the PUA stuff. Women who are smart or interesting enough to be around longer than one night will think you're a shallow idiot.

    You're not likely to meet a girl who's "girlfriend material" getting wasted at a bar late at night with her girlfriends. Like others have suggested, go develop a hobby of yours and don't be afraid if it isn't mainstream or "cool". You'll inevitably meet people that you have fun with - male and female - and you can build a friendship or relationship from a common foundation


I really hate this notion.

Why not? Realistically speaking, where is a better place to meet women?

There are tons of good girls that go out with their friends.

srvy 08-25-2014 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10848315)
So, who's going to take up his offer to observe him in action in Westport? That would immediately tell us if this is real (I think it is) or fake.

This could make you an accessory to rape or murder. No thanks.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10849162)
I really hate this notion.

Why not? Realistically speaking, where is a better place to meet women?

There are tons of good girls that go out with their friends.

I agree.
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Easy 6 08-25-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10849100)
****, that's legit

we have a city ordinance in Champaign where no one can legally sell a beer for less than $1

Still in Chambana, eh?

Best little college town in mid-state, so much to do and so much diversity for a small town... kinda miss it to be honest.

ChiefsCountry 08-25-2014 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10849304)
Still in Chambana, eh?

Best little college town in mid-state, so much to do and so much diversity for a small town... kinda miss it to be honest.

I thought Champaign sucked compared to the college towns in Missouri.

Easy 6 08-25-2014 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 10849313)
I thought Champaign sucked compared to the college towns in Missouri.

Well welcome to Illinois, mother****er :)

I have little doubt its more happening in the hills out there, but for here its pretty cool. They have what I would expect from a small college town... a solid homegrown music scene, all of the big sports, an arena that draws national acts, plenty of different and interesting bars in campus town, plenty of unique eateries, record shops, atleast one good head shop (much of this circa late 80's early 90's so who knows now) etc.

Never attended college there yet still managed to attend all kinds of great college parties pretty much any day of the week... just drive up and down eye balling the houses between 2nd and 7th iirc, look for the party and go up and fake it.

If that didnt work offer a cash bonus to the drunk manning the door... good times, tons of great memories from just two short years there.

I boned the hell out of a legit nuclear physicist, I mean it got dirty... good times.

Canofbier 08-25-2014 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10849162)
I really hate this notion.

Why not? Realistically speaking, where is a better place to meet women?

There are tons of good girls that go out with their friends.

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10849281)
I agree.
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To each their own, I guess. I've never been remotely interested in dating a woman I've met at a bar, excluding times where there was some kind of organized event (work, hobby, etc). Not that anecdotal evidence proves anything, but it's been my experience that the girls who spend their post-college weekend nights doing nothing but drinking at bars are overall less interesting people.

There are a million more interesting or fun places to hang out - and drink. An example: the Science Museum of Minnesota occasionally has adults-only nights where I have an equal opportunity to socialize and explore my interest in science. I'm guaranteed to enjoy myself because of the event itself, and if I can snag a number or two from like-minded ladies, all the better.

You don't have to be interested in dorky shit like me to find events like that - they have them for basically any hobby or topic.

Hootie 08-25-2014 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 10849313)
I thought Champaign sucked compared to the college towns in Missouri.

It's ok. Nothing to write home about. I liked living in ISU country, better. (Illinois State). Champaign is kind of home to me, though.

sedated 08-25-2014 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10849712)
but it's been my experience that the girls who spend their post-college weekend nights doing nothing but drinking at bars are overall less interesting people.

Just because you meet someone at a bar on a Sat night doesnt mean they "do nothing but drink at bars".

Perineum Ripper 08-25-2014 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10849162)
I really hate this notion.

Why not? Realistically speaking, where is a better place to meet women?

There are tons of good girls that go out with their friends.

Well you can always find that website where you can meet women in prison and become pen pals..at least you know they don't go out to the bars often..just behind them

Buzz 08-25-2014 08:42 PM

I can loan you a dirty sock, she comes with a price.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10849796)
Just because you meet someone at a bar on a Sat night doesnt mean they "do nothing but drink at bars".

Exactly
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ThaVirus 08-25-2014 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10849712)
To each their own, I guess. I've never been remotely interested in dating a woman I've met at a bar, excluding times where there was some kind of organized event (work, hobby, etc). Not that anecdotal evidence proves anything, but it's been my experience that the girls who spend their post-college weekend nights doing nothing but drinking at bars are overall less interesting people.

There are a million more interesting or fun places to hang out - and drink. An example: the Science Museum of Minnesota occasionally has adults-only nights where I have an equal opportunity to socialize and explore my interest in science. I'm guaranteed to enjoy myself because of the event itself, and if I can snag a number or two from like-minded ladies, all the better.

You don't have to be interested in dorky shit like me to find events like that - they have them for basically any hobby or topic.

I'm not trying to argue with your personal experience, but open your mind, young grasshopper.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10849796)
Just because you meet someone at a bar on a Sat night doesnt mean they "do nothing but drink at bars".

Oh. Basically this..

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 10:05 PM

I'm buzzed and watching this video again this dudr really went up to a stranger and choked her LMAO

ThaVirus 08-25-2014 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850024)
I'm buzzed and watching this video again this dudr really went up to a stranger and choked her LMAO

I must have missed that. Link me, brah!

KCUnited 08-26-2014 05:14 AM

I've saved all these pics to my hard drive in case I need to pair them against police sketches around the KC area someday.

loochy 08-26-2014 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10850026)
I must have missed that. Link me, brah!

It's in the second link below:

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182


Coochie liquor 08-26-2014 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10849101)
Need to know. I'll fly in for that!

At the snack shack at St Pete beach they have $1 draft beer. Smallish cup, but $1 beer on the beach is good by me!

Demonpenz 08-26-2014 08:11 AM

It doesn't matter where he goes or what tricks he has he doesn't have the deep inner character or skills to get and keep a girl.

KC native 08-26-2014 08:12 AM

So, who's going to be the brave soul and watch this weak chinned pussy in action?

*You, also, must be willing to take and post photos.

loochy 08-26-2014 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10850298)
It doesn't matter where he goes or what tricks he has he doesn't have the deep inner character or skills to get and keep a girl.

you need to enlighten him with one of your Demonpenz original anecdotes

Titty Meat 08-26-2014 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10850304)
So, who's going to be the brave soul and watch this weak chinned pussy in action?

*You, also, must be willing to take and post photos.

I already said I would

KC native 08-26-2014 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850318)
I already said I would

XZtop, we've found someone for you to buy drinks. Please PM him and make arrangements.

Titty Meat 08-26-2014 08:25 AM

Lol dude doesn't even have to buy me drinks i'll observe his PUA skills or whatever if hes serious about this. It will make for great people watching.

Graystoke 08-26-2014 08:31 AM

This thread got creepy

WhiteWhale 08-26-2014 08:33 AM

This troll thread is goddamned impressive.

KC native 08-26-2014 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850336)
Lol dude doesn't even have to buy me drinks i'll observe his PUA skills or whatever if hes serious about this. It will make for great people watching.

See xztop, you don't even have to buy him drinks. Also, think of how much more attractive you will seem when you have a ginger as a wing man.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-26-2014 08:34 AM

Hook him up with bob's babysitters son. At least he will get a BJ and cum a lil.

WhawhaWhat 08-26-2014 08:36 AM

My Uber driver gave me a HJ on Saturday. Best $6 ride ever and she was pretty good looking too.

Titty Meat 08-26-2014 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 10850365)
My Uber driver gave me a HJ on Saturday. Best $6 ride ever and she was pretty good looking too.

This didnt happen

Demonpenz 08-26-2014 10:36 AM

Fitting that he chokes a girl as his opener, because he plays the game so seriously he is killing his chances. The game is more fluid and dynamic than "Welp I am going to approach thousands of girls and Malcome Gladwell says in outliers I will be cumming on faces.

loochy 08-26-2014 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10850570)
Fitting that he chokes a girl as his opener, because he plays the game so seriously he is killing his chances. The game is more fluid and dynamic than "Welp I am going to approach thousands of girls and Malcome Gladwell says in outliers I will be cumming on faces.

BUT HE STUDIED IT SCIENTIFICALLY MAN

Katipan 08-26-2014 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850395)
This didnt happen

I dunno. Notice his order of importance in the story.

1. Got a handjob (charged to a credit card)
2. Cost $6 (...)
3. Pretty good looking (how you refer to a horse, or dog, or retaining wall)

The act and cost being more important than the substance is a very successful, albeit disgusting, business model in the hooker/creeper world.

Demonpenz 08-26-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10850580)
BUT HE STUDIED IT SCIENTIFICALLY MAN

I know this dude is trolling but it is a good lesson or re-lesson to the game for lurkers or people wanting to know how to go from uber-suck to meh might not have to kill myself due to lonelyness.

srvy 08-26-2014 11:23 AM

xztop123 may have packed it in. He hasn't been herd from since his social media posts were exposed. All I can say is women any those places he mentioned frequently dont go there. If you do go in numbers and never be caught alone. Creep is creepy.

loochy 08-26-2014 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10850657)
xztop123 may have packed it in. He hasn't been herd from since his social media posts were exposed. All I can say is women any those places he mentioned frequently dont go there. If you do go in numbers and never be caught alone. Creep is creepy.

he was on here last night


start at post #775 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=775

SAUTO 08-26-2014 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10850357)
Hook him up with bob's babysitters son. At least he will get a BJ and cum a lil.

the son GETS the blow jobs...

KCUnited 08-26-2014 11:46 AM

My sugar boogers heads off to college next year, I had her read this thread last night so we could talk about rapers and their tendencies.

ChiefsCountry 08-26-2014 11:54 AM

The PUA stuff is an interesting case in psychology, I've read both Mystery's and Neil Strauss's books. For the most part some of their stuff works but a lot of is just common sense stuff. Then a lot of it is just bullshit. If you have to follow all of their rules you are probably just a pussy loser who can't pick up chicks.

ChiefsCountry 08-26-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10850699)
My sugar boogers heads off to college next year, I had her read this thread last night so we could talk about rapers and their tendencies.

That is every man who has a penis and isn't homosexual.

sedated 08-26-2014 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 10850717)
The PUA stuff is an interesting case in psychology, I've read both Mystery's and Neil Strauss's books. For the most part some of their stuff works but a lot of is just common sense stuff. Then a lot of it is just bullshit.

I read something about a guy that ran into Mystery and watched him work. Mystery kept striking out. He also went to one of Straus’ book signings, challenged him to a PUA competition, and Straus not only declined but had him escorted out.

KC native 08-28-2014 02:34 PM

So no activity from xztop in a couple days.

I has a sad bcuz I wanted him to go out with the ginger.

loochy 08-28-2014 02:53 PM

XZTOP I MISS YOU

KC native 08-28-2014 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10856853)
XZTOP I MISS YOU

Uh oh, he lurks

Quote:

Last Activity: Today 03:48 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread Funny Stuff Does anyone get laid in this city?

Katipan 08-28-2014 03:00 PM

The only thing creepier than the creep is the creepy ****ing creeper obsession of some of you creeps.

Perineum Ripper 08-28-2014 03:39 PM

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****in creepers

Titty Meat 08-28-2014 04:11 PM

Did anyone think maybe he hasn't posted because he's getting laid?

srvy 08-28-2014 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10857061)
Did anyone think maybe he hasn't posted because he's getting laid?



No that thought never crossed my mind.

ghak99 08-28-2014 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10857061)
Did anyone think maybe he hasn't posted because he's getting laid?

Was it good?

Demonpenz 08-28-2014 05:02 PM

You think it takes game to get a girl? Man you try to keep one that actually makes money and isn't a hoe-bag. I have dated two girls who are highly educated and it is always a test to never overact and always have a level head even they do and say the craziest shit possible. My years in the game and dealing with people have gave me hours and hours and hours to take myself out of the situation and remain calm in the face of the crazy shit woman will put you through. I woke up the other day and I know there are people like this troll out there who offer so little to the world that they are Lucky that they actually never get a girl, because if by luck they got a girl and lost that girl they would be depressed and possibly never make it out alive after that break up. It takes years of character building and deep level game to offer value to society not just girls.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-28-2014 05:04 PM

How many notches are on your bedpost demongame?

Demonpenz 08-28-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10857192)
How many notches are on your bedpost demongame?

Not many at all, but I went from a dude who was 260 to a man comfortable in his own skin and knows that I am the shit. I also don't have aids...which is nice.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-28-2014 05:09 PM

I bet you walk around just knowing you could slay some hoes, but are a loyal man.

Demonpenz 08-28-2014 05:11 PM

It is really hard NOT to talk to girls at this point. Also the times I have let myself talk to them I always find out they have roomates or in a shitload of dept etc. You know when you find a girl that has deep level game that it doesn't come around. Also ones that can actually make money outside of using their vagina as some sort of sword of awesome like in world of warcraft is nice.

Titty Meat 08-28-2014 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10857196)
Not many at all, but I went from a dude who was 260 to a man comfortable in his own skin and knows that I am the shit. I also don't have aids...which is nice.

Did you lose weight or something?

Demonpenz 08-28-2014 07:28 PM

Lost weight, quit drinking, started meditation, lots of public speaking and pain.

hometeam 08-28-2014 07:39 PM

Let this shit thread die.

Demonpenz 08-29-2014 06:55 AM

You have to stay loose and funny when building skills. I know people just want the fuzz up front, but you have to build skills that can not be fun to build. Keep it lose and don't take everything so seriously especially when you are building skills that aren't fun to build.

loochy 08-29-2014 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10858121)
Let this shit thread die.

No! This thread must be bumped to the first page everyday until xztop123 gets some.

KC native 08-29-2014 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10859549)
No! This thread must be bumped to the first page everyday until xztop123 gets some.

If that's the case a mod should just sticky.

MODS? CAN WE GET A STICKY FOR THIS THREAD?

Graystoke 08-29-2014 08:22 AM

I think the reason we are not seeing him is he must be getting chin surgery

Pasta Little Brioni 08-29-2014 09:32 AM

He met billay and had his soul stolen

Titty Meat 08-29-2014 10:04 AM

He's probably ****ing a few 7's

Pasta Little Brioni 08-29-2014 10:07 AM

Trolling another board posting old pics as recent excursions I reckon

Don Corlemahomes 08-29-2014 10:36 AM

CHog with girls

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Chi...67_1212174.jpg


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