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No matter what Pat goes on to do; and no matter whether he surpasses tom as GOAT(he will) or not, we know one thing.
He's not a pedophile. And that's good enough for me. |
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https://media.makeameme.org/created/...ape-5bc928.jpg PLANET! PLANET! CHIIIIEEEEFSPLANET!!! |
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So, those tards have a problem with Reek, but celebrate a pedophile. I bet they thought Hernandez got a raw deal too.
****ing scumbag fans, the whole lot |
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Chiefs dolphin wears a Belcher jersey. He strangles Pats fans with his prehensile penis and then drags them down to the rape cave and sodomizes their dead corpses over and over again.
Even Chiefs dolphin is grossed out by tom tongue ****ing his kid though. That shit is over the line. |
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Frappe'-sippin' dick buzzards.
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I used to date Pats fan's mom.
She was an interesting and talented lady. My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show. It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing. |
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Iowanian is cooking with some major fire right now. LMAO
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