What was your worst sexual experience?...

Na. I was never much into the bar scene; I was more of the dating type. Not all of them were bikini models, but none were a one-night kind of deal.

In general or that I've been in? I haven't been to any games outside the Pepsi Center, so I can't really speak to it broadly. The Game 7 vs. the Wild in 2014 was a hell of a crowd to be in, though. Unfortunately, we lost it in OT, but the atmosphere was bonkers.

Oh. I was interpreting this as a body shot deal. I'm not generally prude, so I suppose I'd do it as long as I knew exactly how drunk I was probably going to get from it. I know that kind of shit can be dangerous if you're not careful.

Since we're doing this I think it's time to bring up your sexuality.

It's been in question for a while (and while it's public record I'm cool with whatever) you haven't been completely honest.

Again, not that adventurous. Had a girlfriend in high school who subscribed to the philosophy of this song, which occasionally made for some...messy...situations.

Yeah, it's a bad idea.

It can kill.

I just had to ask in case we went camping...

She subscribed to Showtime?...

Very straight, but perfectly fine with hanging out with gay dudes. I have a very "you do you" philosophy on life.

I got hummers and handy's.

If ONLY they believed in buttseggs-4-Jesus back then...

But you did apparently nail some Catholic school girls.

Back to your pedophelia and guilt...

Is this where I freak out and throw a fit for the next 8 years?

No, this is where we pretend that we have the ability to use sarcasm and humor freely (misspelling) and the internet isn't an oppressive tool for targeting people.

And, FTR, DaFace is not an immoral person. He is only the target of unfair sarcasm and jovial posts directed his way.

If you are in an argument, and someone throws 'you **** kids' snark at you, and your response is 'oh no!! people will totally believe this about me,' your problem probably isn't with the person you are arguing with.

I RAPE CHILDREN.

This is sarcasm. It's meant to contrast my clear opposition any and all things related to any form of child abuse.