My kids are young enough that I haven't had to deal with it yet, but I can already tell that my daughter is going to be an Internet junkie.

Getting back on topic...

Mine's 15. Internet (Facebook) junkie, to be sure. Thank God she's a little jock, and passionate about her sport.

This is like a Jerry Springer episode without the deserved beatings.

I have a movie of my beloved wife vacuuming topless. Would that spice things up?

Post it so Hootie can critique the way she vacuums the floor.

I only saw it because you quoted it, but yeah - what kind of moron lets another poster's post "draw you back" to a thread


I'm only back in this thread because of this picture...

She said no.

Haha stand up guy? Delusional

With all due lack of respect, you should have your Johnson cut off by an old rusty butterknife if these are true.

What?

Its because you wont post your faptastic wife vacuuming...

This is why I intend to drown any of my future offspring.

My dogs have no earthly idea how to log onto the computer, so the extent of the havoc they can wreak on my home is toppling the garbage can or uprooting raspberry bushes in the garden (though in fairness, that pisses me the hell off, it took 2 seasons to get those things to fruit, ****ers).

I fail to see how they could shame me publicly, destroy my finances or otherwise render me a quivering pile of nerves.

Sorry, gonna have to stick with canines.

The only good that comes from this thread is that it's less time aidsdragon has to **** passed out drunk girls (which he has said he has done at least once and thought it was funny)

prude