night luv

Clearly, the fun continued after I left last night. But I have to add to this comment. An old addage, my pappy told me

"If it smells like fish, eat all you wish; If it smells like cologne, leave it alone - cause that Bi**ch is hiding something."

Holy shit balls, batman. A n00b starts a thread with no particular topic and it goes for over 700 posts in six hours? Wow...

Well done, crazycoffey. Well done.

I can't take credit for the last 100 posts, I went to bed at 2am.

BTW, it's now n( @ )( @ )b

I had to bump this thread..

OHhh nooo you dihhhnn't

I only have 6 beers left..I had to...I will drown my sorrow..heh..the long off season begins..

i`m here but posting from the psp

You and me both buddy. My pain came a night earlier though. I bet at the beginning of the year if I would of told you the Jets would go 10-6 you'd shit your pants though.

Welcome to Loserville. Population: us

I'm happy about the way they played..they went down swinging..we got beat by a better team.....yesterday with the Chiefs was rough to watch..it did bring back a lot of bad memories though..kind of like groundhog day.. :shake:

I can't root for anybody in the NFC except the Saints.

ROFL

I thought we were the cool people.

Hi Luv

We were up until yesterday. Or in BP's case, today.

It's 12:22am Monday here..so..it's officially today..heh.

I get to miss the national championship game because of work :banghead: Ohio State by at least 10.

For you, it would be yesterday. For us, it's still today.

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

Well that sucks. I'm thinking it's going to be a blowout anyway.

Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha
Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha
Living in the gutter, cha cha cha
Early grave, cha cha cha
Alright now, everybody - shoot me!

anyone know where i can watch family guy online?

Gotchya!!!

If you all think I can't come up with enough stupid shit to get this thing up to 1,000 myself, you're wrong.

Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y.
And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y.
With a no wife here, and no kids there,
And a hooker coming over on Friday night,
Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there,
Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y!

Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan.
Did it 'cause he missed the can.
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom!

My wife will never cook or clean,
She still the money spends.
Who knew when I first chose my mate
That she would put on that much weight.
Or sex we like for sure,
If it only worked with her.
Please K-I-L-L, K-I-L-L me, me, me.

I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife!

Nice meeting you Mr. Bundy.

http://tv-links.co.uk/

Here you go. Did you get your $25 gift card yet? I'm beginning to think I'm not going to get one.

I don't know, but I almost bought Vol. 4 on DVD the other day. I'm not familiar with that season, so I dunno if it's worth $40.

Victory is Mine!!

I think I like Google Fun with Bugeater better.

no not yet
should be soon

you could call them up by dialing 611..

IM me for more info

Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver, and the other is old.

Isn't that friends instead of thoughts?

Delia, oh Delia, Delia all my life
If I hadn't-a shot poor Delia, I'd have had her for my wife
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

I went up to Memphis, and I met Delia there
Found her in her parlor, and I tied her to her chair
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

She was low-down and travellin', and she was cold and mean
Kind of evil make me want to grab my sub-machine
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

But jailer, oh jailer, jailer I can't sleep
'Cuz all around my bedside I hear the patter of Delia's feet
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

So if your woman's devilish, you can let her run
Or you can bring her down and do her like Delia got done
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

Googling is entirely too much work.

You ready for work tomorrow? I get the sunday blues every week. I am not looking forward to it.

It's as inevitable as death in Texas.

Death and taxes.

Next. :)

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

He who laughs last laughs West.

Oh hell no. I'm pretty sure I'll have a case of the Monday's tomorrow. What time do you go in? I'm just going to make sure I get off in-time to watch most of the National Championship...but it's going to be one long day tomorrow. Probably 11AM-9PM

Dude..you have been on fire lately..I spit beer on my monitor 4 times reading your posts this weekend..you are a piece of work..

I'm starting to like Willie Nelson. "Stardust" and "Red Headed Stranger" are excellent CDs, and he has a couple more I want.

I have a friend whose birthday is Tuesday. He's taking tomorrow and Tuesday off and calling the four day weekend the weekend of John. He's stoked because he gets to watch the championship tomorrow.

For some reason, that one is escaping me. I think it's the added pressure.

my mom waited until the last trimester to stop doing drugs

I watched the Giants/Eagles game thinking we faced the wrong Manning.
Breaking News: Eli ain't very good.

LOL

Did you ever get to see the pic of Willie's stash?

Quoth the Raven 'Demi Moore'.

Ever more.

Poe is one of my favorite poets.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Best. Duh. For some reason, it just didn't sound right.

That is the squaw that stroke the camel's sack.

That's BWillies shit???

Straw that broke the camel's back.

Laughing out loud at "stroke the camel's sack".

Speaking of Disney...


Father Says 'Tigger' Smacked Son at Disney Park

Updated: 10:49 AM EST

ORLANDO, Fla. (Jan. 7) - A Walt Disney World employee dressed as the character "Tigger" was accused of hitting a child while posing for a photo, a spokeswoman for the theme park said Saturday.

Park officials temporarily suspended Michael J. Fedelem while they investigate the accusations, Disney spokeswoman Zoraya Suarez said.

"Naturally, physical altercations between cast members and guests are not tolerated," Suarez said.

Jerry Monaco of New Hampshire videotapped his son, Jerry Jr., posing with the costumed character at Disney-MGM Studios on Friday and recorded the confrontation, according to a statement from the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

The father said Fedelem intentionally hit his son "on or about the head," said sheriff's spokesman Carlos M. Padilla. "The tape only shows a fraction of what happened. Now it's up to us to find out what led up to that."

A message left by The Associated Press for Monaco was not immediately returned. A telephone listing for Fedelem could not be located.

In 2004 a Walt Disney World employee dressed as Tigger was accused of touching the breast of a 13-year-old girl while she posed with him for a photo. A jury found the man not guilty.

Haha, I wish, I'd be rich after sellin' all that. I think he's talkin' about Willie Nelson, he got busted with mucho pounds of grass on his tour bus.

If all the grass can help him play and sing like that...

Heh..no wonder his lungs collapse all the time..

I'll bet as soon as that verdict was announced every pedophile in Florida was lining up to apply for that job.

Damn it, I seem to suddenly have a right-click malfunction. Now I'm going to have to come up with my own stupid shit instead of copy & pasting somebody else's.

,,

ROFL

Any Dwight Yoakam fans here? I think some of his lyrics are hilarious. This is a tune called "It Won't Hurt."

It won't hurt when I fall down from this bar stool
And it won't hurt when I stumble in the street
It won't hurt 'cause this whiskey eases misery
But even whiskey cannot ease your hurting me

Today I had another bout with sorrow
You know this time I almost won
If this bottle would just hold out 'til tomorrow
I know that I'd have sorrow on the run

Your memory comes back up with each sunrise
I reach out for the bottle and find it's gone
Yeah, Lord, somewhere every night the whiskey leaves me
To face this cold, cold world on my own

I don't think those lyrics I think they ring true to a whiskeyhead like me. Exept the pain isn't by a women it is by the ****ing chiefs!

Ctrl C to copy and Ctrl V to paste.

[whine]I'm cold.[/whine]

There's shit in my cereal!

:drool:

bullshit

You're always asking me to prove everything, but you just proved it for me. :)

If it's bullshit, then it couldn't have been me. Bulls are male, and I'm female. I guess that would make me a cow. Great, bring on the moo jokes.

Thank you for being a friend

go moo yourself.

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