Drinking on a sampler pack from Breckenridge Brewery.

Damn! You gotta big-assed tongue~



Nothing wrong with that, though...

Hey FloridaChief, I hear you got a bug up your ass. Why ain't I getting any shit? What? I'm not good enough for you?

If you thought there was something wrong with that... somehow I still don't think I'd care. Eat it. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Rome wasn't built in a day, man...

You slackass motherfucker.

All you have to do is name the time & place...

I'll politely pass.

Heh...jus what I thought--tongue tease...

Yeah, procrastination is my middle name. Better believe eventually I'll get around to castigating your ass...

uhhh huh. that's it. :)

Whatever. I bet you just don't have the stones.

You may have these other pansies fooled, but not me.

who you calling pansy?? Damn roach smoker. :)

He's talking to *me*, stoner...


:rolleyes:

Hey man... when they were hoglegs to begin with, the roaches got quite a bit of weed left in 'em.

I just filled up the bowl on my little metal pipe... *after* smoking that big roach down to what seemed at the time like next to nothing.

My pot fairy rocks.

And I was talking to him. Roll your eyes elsewhere...

...Slim Shady ass packer.

Glad to hear you didn't pull a Chong and swallow and choke on the damn thing... leave swallowing and choking to us women. ;)

No choking, please.

yessir.

Good girl.

Rule #1. Never agree with ENDelt or give him his way. :p

Don't listen to her, qt. Just keep pumping me up. It'll get you far in life.

**cough**bullsh1t**cough**

I don't follow rules.

I have references.

Good girl.

kissass

Funny you should mention that... I don't kiss ass either.

Even if I asked nicely?

Didn't anyone teach you how to negotiate? Ask her to lick it, and maybe she'll kiss it. :shrug:

yeah, maybe. :shake:

I heard Delt's ass is hairy. No spankss!!! :p

My ass may be hairy, but it smells like rose petals.

ROFL

Damn, forget the kiss. She ain't even gonna spank it!

I'll hand the duties over to you.

That happens a lot. Then luv2rite hands me off to someone else.... and so on... and I end up a broken, shattered girl with no self-esteem and--- wait. No, that's not the part I play...

Better have another beer. Sounds like you're sobering up. You're not thinking straight.

Thanks for the advice.

mmmm Newcastle.

I'll have a Bass in your honor when the Chiefs score thier first TD tonight. Speaking of night. G'night.

Dangit. I don't even have luv2rite to talk to anymore.

going with bud light to nite yall.

started with keystone light but its all bud lithe from now on.

Hey, the gimp is here!

Apparently the gimp isn't sleeping after all.

Nice to know that even at 4:40am I can find someone who understands me.

what u talking bout delt

Aren't your words supposed to sound more like, "Mmmmph! Mmmmph!" ?

if i knew how to type sounds, hand jesters, and face expressions you would have allready been voted off the island

Spaten Opimator....in Phil's honor! :toast:





BTW, there's some funny chit in here ENDelt....I gotta read your stuff more closely, rather than skimming it like I sometimes do....you and Mer ought to get a room though....heh. ROFL

Crown and Coke.. With a Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale

Rum and diet.

Let's see, tonight I had a glass of Southern Comfort egg nog (it's alright, but nothing special), Southern Comfort and cranberry juice, and I was sipping on some Remy Martin. But I'm through now, got to get up in the morning.

Bud Light bottles

You know, if my wife ever kicked my ass out....I've decided I need to move in with either you, or Skip. :hmmm:

:clap:

The Spaten Oktoberfest is very good this year.....Spaten Optimator Good choice.

Uhm.....

Precisely the response I was lookin' for.... ROFL

I just got to looking at my schedule and realized I don't have to be in until an hour later than I initially thought.

I'm drinking a Turkey sour now.

I was actually wondering why that old bag of wrinkles was an option along side a nubile poster such as myself. :D

Sour Turkey.....now that's the Thanksgiving Day spirit, Jamie! ROFL

FTR, I only meant that I suspect, as a "single man" I'd be wanting drink/smoke more than I do....rooming with you, I'd become a lush/ENDelt clone--with Skip, I'd rediscover "botanical and herbal pursuits"....

Sour Turkey for a Thanksgiving Day all alone. Sounds appropriate to me.

Alone? Seriously? Wow.

If you wanted, if I were you I'd find someone at work....a neighbor....to go have the meal with...

Otherwise, if you are fine with it....I'd enjoy the hell out of no one askin' "haven't you seen enough Football today?" or "should you really have another beer?" Hell, I'm lookin' forward to the day I can do that...even if it's for just one year...

My family is abandoning me to spend Thanksgiving in NM with my youngest brother. My other brother was supposed to stay but he managed to get time off from work, he's flying out tomorrow. Being the FNG at my job, there was no way my request for the time off was going to get the response I wanted. Plus, having spent two months with out work, I really can't afford the time off anyway.

I had an invite from a family that we are friends with, but to this point I have been leaning against it. They are supposed to have a lot of family over, and I do not wish to impose. I think I'll just stay home, start drinking egg nog in the morning while watching the parade, continue to get drunk as the day passes while eating a T-bone, watching football, and whatever Christmas specials they are showing on tv that night.

On the bright side, my mom fixed me my very own pie (my favorite kind, cherry raspberry) and four minature pies to enjoy (two apple, two pumpkin). :thumb:


Mmmm pie! :drool:

I remember reading that.

Unless you have SERVED your country though, I'll assume you have the integrity to save those pies for someone more deserving. :harumph:

Uh, yeeeeeah. You keep assuming, I'll keep eating.

I started with Sam Light. then had a lot of Pacifico. Then a Newcastle. Now, Miller Lite from an old keg.

Tomorrow I have to deal with an airport without booze. I hate that. ****ing having to drive 3.5 hours when I land. Why can't all my friends live in big cities?

Finised a big paper today so I ended up drinking a bit even though i shouldn't.

Reminds me. I drank a beer called Breckenridge American Hefe Proper a few days ago. Worst micro brew i have ever had. Vile stuff.

I'm not terribly fond of any of Breckenridge's products.

thief.

I remember it being pretty good at the brewery but I think their quailty has dropped quite a bit. Overally not just not good stuff anymore.

Tonite, Rum & Coke and it ain't no joke. Will have the inlaws and outlaws at our place tomorrow.

Sittin' down with my first Seven & Seven of the night... :)

what?

are you drinkin' or doin' arithmetic?

Both.

And surfin' the pol sites and the blogs. I'm talented. Multi-tasking is my middle name.

:p

well I just got over a bad cold, now I'm going to celebrate that by drinking my ass off tonight.....what to drink what to drink...... :hmmm:

I might switch it up from my usual miller lite, I know most of you people who brag about the beer you drink will think I'm crazy for drinking miller lite.....but that means nothing to me :p

Miller is fine. It's just recycled piss....and they pay us pretty well for it, considering.

Enjoy, friend!

i am drinking some bud lites. I drank like three i am ready for bed already. My friends don't like to party anymore

to each their own man

Personally, I prefer wo-man....heh.

Just flippin' you crap man...;)

woo-man?

what kind of crap is woo-man?

alcohol is alcohol...

some flavors are better than others, but the alcohol is the same in all of them...

i never was that picky when i used to drink...

but that night at the pony express about did me in...

man, was that fun...

i hope phil has the 37 forever friday night gig at that same place or one like it somewhere...

i'm already having trouble typing just thinking about it... *big smile*