RUMOR: Lane Kiffen our at 'Bama?

[Great Expectations]

Numerous rumors being spread around that Lane Kiffen is going to resign at 'Bama. It is said that he either slept with Saban's daughter or one of the booster's wives. I have absolutely nothing to back up said rumors.

[notorious]

He has killed them with his dumbassery.

kiffin should be fired because he is a terrible coordinator.

[staylor26]

Terrible hire. He doesn't fit in with Saban's culture.

[Titty Meat]

Sabans daughter is hot as fuck

[Hootie]

can't blame him for Saban's daughter

[thabear04]

Lane Kiffen our at 'Bama?

:doh!:

[siberian khatru]

Kiffin's wife is smokin' hot, too.

[Mr. Laz]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If these rumors of Lane Kiffin resigning this morning are true due to sexual interactions w/ Saban&#39;s daughter the Interents will break.</p>&mdash; KC SportsRadio (@KC_SportsRadio) <a href="https://twitter.com/KC_SportsRadio/status/647056890514423809">September 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[siberian khatru]

Would anyone be surprised if the rumors are true? It's like the inevitable next chapter in Kiffin's ridiculous career.

[Discuss Thrower]

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[ChiTown]

Kiffin's wife is smokin' hot, too.

Rookie!

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/932/91/1091932.jpg

[siberian khatru]

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ROFLROFLROFL

Especially the "hurry-up offense." ROFL

[Discuss Thrower]

ROFLROFLROFL

Especially the "hurry-up offense." ROFL

"What do Nick Saban's oatmeal creampies taste like .. WAR EAGLE you pussy.

[Saccopoo]

Would anyone be surprised if the rumors are true? It's like the inevitable next chapter in Kiffin's ridiculous career.

No fucking shit.

Not only is the guy one of the worst coaches/coordinators ever (and he continues to get these absolutely primo jobs in that industry), he's a real doofus looking dude. How would any half way decent chick let that fucking nerdy dork near them?

Guy must have made the greatest deal with Satan in the history of making deals with Satan. Makes Robert Johnson's deal with the devil look like a hose job.

[Titty Meat]

No ****ing shit.

Not only is the guy one of the worst coaches/coordinators ever (and he continues to get these absolutely primo jobs in that industry), he's a real doofus looking dude. How would any half way decent chick let that ****ing nerdy dork near them?

Guy must have made the greatest deal with Satan in the history of making deals with Satan. Makes Robert Johnson's deal with the devil look like a hose job.

It's probably because his dad has connections.

[Pepe Silvia]

This little fuck twat is nothing but trouble, Saban must have been desperate to hire this POS.

[Skyy God]

I didn't know Saban had a hot daughter. The one that bullied her sorority sister was/is fugly.

[Saccopoo]

It's probably because his dad has connections.

Nobody has that good of connections.

Except Satan.

Oh, and Saban's daughter:

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[siberian khatru]

Kristen Saban's Twitter pic:

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Her wedding this year:

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[tk13]

Most everything I've seen was that it was the wife of a booster, not Saban's daughter. But the internet can take care of that. Soon it'll be an orgy with Saban's daughter and the cheerleading squad.

[Discuss Thrower]

That is straight up grounds for an annulment right there.

[Saccopoo]

Kristen Saban's Twitter pic:

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Her wedding this year:

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Neither are Saban's daughter.

Do better work dude.

[Pepe Silvia]

ROFLROFLROFL

Especially the "hurry-up offense." ROFL

"Why does your wife tell me to slow down while I'm fucking her ass?" ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Neither are Saban's daughter.

Do better work dude.

:spock:

That's NOT her in a wedding dress on Nick Saban's arm?

[Reaper16]

My sources at Mr. Bill's say it's definitely the booster's spouse rumor.

[The Franchise]

:spock:

That's NOT her in a wedding dress on Nick Saban's arm?

The one in the wedding dress is. I don't believe the top one is his daughter though.

[Titty Meat]

ROFL every time someone gets fired it was because they were banging a boosters wife. Heard the same about Solich.

Last year all the assistants on the Alabama staff got a raise except Kiffin.

[Titty Meat]

ROFL every time someone gets fired it was because they were banging a boosters wife. Heard the same about Solich.

Last year all the assistants on the Alabama staff got a raise except Kiffin.

[siberian khatru]

The one in the wedding dress is. I don't believe the top one is his daughter though.

I can't prove it is. But to me, it looks like her: 1) from a few years, and pounds, ago, 2) with more makeup, 3) in a highly touched-up photo.

[Discuss Thrower]

http://wbrc.images.worldnow.com/images/6202731_G.jpg


Hot girl is Sarah Grimes according to Google.

[siberian khatru]

http://wbrc.images.worldnow.com/images/6202731_G.jpg


Hot girl is Sarah Grimes according to Google.

???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3052768/Woman-seeks-dismissal-suit-against-daughter-Bama-coach.html

[ChiefsCountry]

Where is that sorority pledge video from early in the year? Alabama looks like heaven in that video.

[Discuss Thrower]

Neeever mind then. GOogle has failed me. Sarah Grimes isn't the hot Twitter girl either.

[Saccopoo]

http://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/ncaa-fb/images/2014/12/13/121314-CFB-Alabama-Nick-Saban-Kristen-Saban-daughter-lawsuit-MM-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.74.jpg

Wedding pic was correct. My bad.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/187/files/2015/06/Screenshot-from-2015-06-01-161023.png

[siberian khatru]

Neeever mind then. GOogle has failed me. Sarah Grimes isn't the hot Twitter girl either.

If it's any consolation, I think the hot Twitter pic is Kristen Saban only in the most technical sense (DNA). She doesn't really look like that.

[Discuss Thrower]

Where is that sorority pledge video from early in the year? Alabama looks like heaven in that video.

That video and the Delta Gamma one from Florida State made me ashamed to be a Greek alum.

[Saccopoo]

That video and the Delta Gamma one from Florida State made me ashamed to be a Greek alum.

Huh...you would figure that just being a Greek alum would be enough to make one be ashamed of being a Greek alum.

[Discuss Thrower]

Huh...you would figure that just being a Greek alum would be enough to make one be ashamed of being a Greek alum.

:rolleyes:

Something something pay for your friends something something something.

[Mojo Jojo]

Not unusual...Kruger left K-State because he knocked up a cheerleader...Larry Brown was doing every co-ed at KU...Michelle Bogowith has a job in KC because Gary Pinkel got a DUI in Columbia leaving her place...was divorced six moths later...

[Bugeater]

ROFL every time someone gets fired it was because they were banging a boosters wife. Heard the same about Solich.

Last year all the assistants on the Alabama staff got a raise except Kiffin.
The rumor with Solich was that he knocked up a nurse in David City, NE. And people from that area say that it's true.

[suzzer99]

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[Dante84]

Didn't Marty bang T-Rich's fiance and knock her up?

EDIT - Greg Hill, not T-Rich.

[displacedinMN]

all rumor-but a damn good rumor.

[siberian khatru]

Didn't Marty bang T-Rich's fiance and knock her up?

Thought that was Greg Hill.

[Dante84]

Thought that was Greg Hill.

Ah, yes yes... Greg Hill, not T-rich

[ChiefsCountry]

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[siberian khatru]

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Kiffin probably plowed through that house like Andy Reid at Golden Corral.

[ChiefsCountry]

Kiffin probably plowed through that house like Andy Reid at Golden Corral.

http://i.imgur.com/Iq2iJA6.gif

[BryanBusby]

Mods plz change my name to Joey Freshwater tia

[BigMeatballDave]

I find the typo in the thread title quite vexing.

[Chief_For_Life58]

...

[CoMoChief]

Honestly though who wouldnt love to bang sabans daughter?

[BigMeatballDave]

Honestly though who wouldnt love to bang sabans daughter?
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-24-at-1.10.38-PM.pngYES PLEASE!

[The Franchise]

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-24-at-1.10.38-PM.pngYES PLEASE!

That's not his daughter.

[CoMoChief]

That is one perfect looking bitch

[alpha_omega]

Wow, the wheels are falling off down there.

[CoMoChief]

That's not his daughter.

Really? Thats who i always thought it was

[The Franchise]

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Wedding pic was correct. My bad.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/187/files/2015/06/Screenshot-from-2015-06-01-161023.png

Daughter.

[jspchief]

Would anyone be surprised if the rumors are true? It's like the inevitable next chapter in Kiffin's ridiculous career.
He's stolen almost as much money as Matt Cassel.

[BigMeatballDave]

That's not his daughter.

Well, fuck Google Image search then.

[tk13]

My sources at Mr. Bill's say it's definitely the booster's spouse rumor.

That's what seems to be more prevalent than the daughter rumor, at least on Twitter. Plus, it makes sense because Kiffin is still alive.

[BryanBusby]

Mods plz change my name to Joey Freshwater tia
^^^^^^

http://i.imgur.com/6Jd3Dv1.jpg

[baitism]

Too fat

[jspchief]

Wasn't Kiffin already under fire for Bama's offense last weekend? Convenient timing for this to surface.

[KChiefs1]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If these rumors of Lane Kiffin resigning this morning are true due to sexual interactions w/ Saban&#39;s daughter the Interents will break.</p>— KC SportsRadio (@KC_SportsRadio) <a href="https://twitter.com/KC_SportsRadio/status/647056890514423809">September 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Kiffen's wife is a smoke show.

[TribalElder]

Is sabans daughter named Ole Miss? She forcefully sexed bama last Saturday night

[Buehler445]

^^^^^^

http://i.imgur.com/6Jd3Dv1.jpg

That is glorious.

What was Vicks? Ron Mexico or some shit?

[Dave Lane]

Wood.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP-xIKpCQAAQSE0.jpg

[Discuss Thrower]

You and every warm blooded heterosexual man, homosexual women in America, Dave.

And some warmblooded heterosexual women too.

[Saccopoo]

Wood.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP-xIKpCQAAQSE0.jpg

Not Saban's daughter.

That's the chick she got in a fight with though.

[Sorter]

Not Saban's daughter.

That's the chick she got in a fight with though.

*fills out application for Bama OC job rapidly*

[Titty Meat]

ROFL

What the fuck is a smoke show?

[suzzer99]

More pics of not Saban's daughter please.

[jspchief]

More pics of not Saban's daughter please.
Yes. Moar from people who don't understand Google image search

[Dave Lane]

Not Saban's daughter.

That's the chick she got in a fight with though.

Only you would care. Wanna know how I know your gay?

[suzzer99]

Yes. Moar from people who don't understand Google image search

You never know, I could just be extremely lazy.

[Titty Meat]

I used to think jsp was a douche but fuck his posts have been quality!

[jspchief]

Let's get this thread on track.

The Google image search you're looking for is Melissa Debling

[jspchief]

That's a smokeshow

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No fucking shit.

Not only is the guy one of the worst coaches/coordinators ever (and he continues to get these absolutely primo jobs in that industry), he's a real doofus looking dude. How would any half way decent chick let that fucking nerdy dork near them?

Guy must have made the greatest deal with Satan in the history of making deals with Satan. Makes Robert Johnson's deal with the devil look like a hose job.

Shit. He's legendary Monte's boy. You don't know how the good Ole boy, nepotism network works? ROFL

[NewChief]

SECRant boards don't seem to be giving this any leverage. Say it's old news from before the season that is just now surfacing (strangely at a low point for Bama).

[BryanBusby]

That is glorious.

What was Vicks? Ron Mexico or some shit?

Yep.

[Brock]

Let's get this thread on track.

The Google image search you're looking for is Melissa Debling

Hawt

http://pre13.deviantart.net/52b7/th/pre/f/2013/291/b/4/melissa_debling_beard_by_agummybear-d6qwa9l.jpg

[Titty Meat]

SECRant boards don't seem to be giving this any leverage. Say it's old news from before the season that is just now surfacing (strangely at a low point for Bama).

Like I said every coach got a raise but him.

[jspchief]

Hawt

http://pre13.deviantart.net/52b7/th/pre/f/2013/291/b/4/melissa_debling_beard_by_agummybear-d6qwa9l.jpg
Billay gave that girl a blowjob a few months ago.

[Saccopoo]

Billay gave that girl a blowjob a few months ago.

Every once and a while, this place delivers.

[Mennonite]

Hawt

http://pre13.deviantart.net/52b7/th/pre/f/2013/291/b/4/melissa_debling_beard_by_agummybear-d6qwa9l.jpg


Saved for the inevitable "Mike McCoy fired for fucking Dan Fouts' daughter" thread.

[TimBone]

http://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/ncaa-fb/images/2014/12/13/121314-CFB-Alabama-Nick-Saban-Kristen-Saban-daughter-lawsuit-MM-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.74.jpg

Wedding pic was correct. My bad.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/187/files/2015/06/Screenshot-from-2015-06-01-161023.png
Maaaaaan. When you guys go on about how hot Saban's daughter is you gotta come up with something better than this.

Don't get me wrong, I'd do that chick. But a few of you made it seem like she was the cream of the crop.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Yes. Moar from people who don't understand Google image search

Too good. People on here can be so dumb. The internet is the troof, right??