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Hammock Parties
07-18-2015, 04:34 PM
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/07/25/an-australian-millionaire-is-actually-building-jurassic-park

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Mr Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is already in the progress of building his own Titanic replica that will be complete in 2016, is now in the process of building a dinosaur park on his coastal resort. He applied for permission last year, as we reported at the time, and it's now been approved, following locals' concerns that it might lower the place's reputation. (Why on earth they would think that a dinosaur park would lower anything's reputation is beyond me.)

40 dinosaurs have already been delivered and 70 more are on their way, says the Coolum Resort website, all of which can move their limbs and tails and blink and breathe fire (possibly). Some of these robots will be 25 to 30 feet high, and are made in China. "Work is well underway at the site to ensure the dinosaurs blend seamlessly into the natural vegetation and create a realistic prehistoric environment that will be entertaining, informative and educational," it reads.

Resort manager Schoch paints a picture of the park's realism. "The dinosaur park is set among natural surroundings - the trees are real, the rainforest is real. The only things that aren't real are the dinosaurs whereas other places in the world would have everything fake.”

Just as well the dinosaurs aren't real, I suppose. We all know how that turned out. Here's a picture of one of the terrible lizards on the way to the park - you can see more at the Palmer Coolum Resort website.

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CoMoChief
07-18-2015, 04:43 PM
No "real" dinosaurs ???

LAME!!!

The Franchise
07-18-2015, 04:44 PM
This is how the robot takeover begins....

Rasputin
07-18-2015, 04:45 PM
Meh, Sternberg Museum in Hays ks has a T-Rex and a pterodactyl.

Bugeater
07-18-2015, 04:51 PM
This is how the robot takeover begins....I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Rain Man
07-18-2015, 05:37 PM
No "real" dinosaurs ???

LAME!!!

It seems like they could put dinosaur costumes on cows or something.

vailpass
07-18-2015, 05:46 PM
It seems like they could put dinosaur costumes on cows or something.

What market demo do you suppose this sort of park will be targeted/attract?
(And yes I know it would be great if robot T-Rex ate Elway)

Rain Man
07-18-2015, 05:58 PM
What market demo do you suppose this sort of park will be targeted/attract?
(And yes I know it would be great if robot T-Rex ate Elway)

Oh, that would be cool.

I think the market demographics are pretty clear that dinosaurs appeal most when brain development is around the age of eight. So Von Miller would be the target market.

vailpass
07-18-2015, 06:03 PM
Oh, that would be cool.

I think the market demographics are pretty clear that dinosaurs appeal most when brain development is around the age of eight. So Von Miller would be the target market.

LMAO bastard

KCrockaholic
07-18-2015, 06:55 PM
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hometeam
07-18-2015, 07:47 PM
no dinosaur no care

Ebolapox
07-18-2015, 08:00 PM
no dinosaur no care

No dinosaur no cry (/Jeff goldblum)

Gonzo
07-18-2015, 09:26 PM
The park is 'educational' yet the dinosaurs breath fire? Hmmmm. Something's fishy, mate.

Chiefs=Champions
07-18-2015, 10:15 PM
They do move in herds

Dave Lane
07-19-2015, 09:07 PM
Meh, Sternberg Museum in Hays ks has a T-Rex and a pterodactyl.

Was just there today. The T-Rex is broken tho :p