Trying to think of a bakery name...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Mrs. FMB! is starting to freelance some baking projects, mostly desserts - cookies, cakes, cupcakes mostly. We're trying to think of a name for this little side business. Most everything we've come up with is taken (using NameCheck (http://namechk.com/)). I'm turning to the creative genious of CP for help. Don't let me down, fellas.

Here's a couple of her cakes...

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[Rain Man]

The Battered Wife.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Howa bout, "fire me boy!"

[Rain Man]

D Cup Cake Place

[Jewish Rabbi]

Cake Boss

[Rain Man]

The Icing Queen

[Coach]

Stud muffin.

[Belial]

Cray Cray Cakes

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Boobs and cakes

[Rain Man]

The Muffin Dive Bar

[Fire Me Boy!]

The Battered Wife.

ROFL

I love it.

The wife vetoed it.

[DeezNutz]

Piece of Cake

Yeast Infection--she'll have to dabble in breads.

[TambaBerry]

Bake me some

[beach tribe]

The Pig food factory

[Rain Man]

350 Degrees of Freedom

[Fire Me Boy!]

Just a little more direction, she'd like to stay away from things specific to cakes because she does more than that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

350 Degrees of Freedom

Explain...

[DeezNutz]

Getting Baked

[Belial]

Just a little more direction, she'd like to stay away from things specific to cakes because she does more than that.

Cakes and Shit

[Rain Man]

Seven Layer Heaven

[Fire Me Boy!]

Getting Baked

That's one I'd thought of - actually "Get Baked"...

[Rain Man]

Explain...

Ovens are set at 350 degrees, and engineers will be drawn to any discussion of degrees of freedom.

[DeezNutz]

Just a little more direction, she'd like to stay away from things specific to cakes because she does more than that.

Oh, then it's obvious: Sweet Tits

[TambaBerry]

Top of the morning to you
Use your kids name
Sweetuition

[beach tribe]

CakeAce

[Rain Man]

L'Oven Spoonful.

[SPchief]

The Battered Wife.

Lock it up, shut it down. First post wins

[beach tribe]

Just a little more direction, she'd like to stay away from things specific to cakes because she does more than that.

whoops

[Fire Me Boy!]

L'Oven Spoonful.

Now this is a contender...

[Rain Man]

Breadarama Bread Aroma.

[DeezNutz]

Buns in the Oven

[Rain Man]

Jiggling Pastries.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Mrs. FMB! would appreciate non-boob-related names. And I'll just go ahead and assume she's gonna nix any vagina and/or ass references, too.

[Pepe Silvia]

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/5/6/6/45660/1/B/x/g/1Bxgv/Deuce-Bigalow-Cakes-and-Pies_m.jpg

[Rain Man]

D'oh.

[Rain Man]

Mrs. FMB! would appreciate non-boob-related names. And I'll just go ahead and assume she's gonna nix any vagina and/or ass references, too.

Are you trying to kill this thread?

[Rain Man]

Yeast Meets West.

[DeezNutz]

So Damn Frosty

[Fat Elvis]

Mrs. FMB! would appreciate non-boob-related names. And I'll just go ahead and assume she's gonna nix any vagina and/or ass references, too.

Well, in that case, Man Batter. (non boob, vagina and ass reference....)

[TambaBerry]

Hearth of sweets
Flour power
For the love of dough

[Fire Me Boy!]

Are you trying to kill this thread?

:doh!:

[Fat Elvis]

L'Oven Spoonful.

Did you know that the band name Lovin' Spoonful is a reference to semen? Same with 10cc....

[Bugeater]

Amy's Baking Company.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Well, in that case, Man Batter. (non boob, vagina and ass reference....)

ROFL

No.

[DeezNutz]

Easy Baked Lovin.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeast Meets West.

That would be great if we weren't in Alabama.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Amy's Baking Company.

Neither of us are crazy, though.

[DeezNutz]

Pull Out Clean

[Rain Man]

The Baighchurie

[007]

It Rises

[DeezNutz]

Conviction in Convection

[Fire Me Boy!]

The Baighchurie

I don't know what that is...

[Rain Man]

That would be great if we weren't in Alabama.

The SouthYeast Conference.

[Rain Man]

I don't know what that is...

Exactly.

[Fat Elvis]

Might trying incorporating a famous, familiar or distinguishing street or landmark into the name....

[Fire Me Boy!]

Exactly.

Maybe a little vague then... :hmmm:

[DeezNutz]

Roll Bride

[Rain Man]

If you're in Bama, how about the Rising Tide?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Might trying incorporating a famous, familiar or distinguishing street or landmark into the name....

We're in Montgomery, AL. So there's MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, Nat King Cole, Hank Williams Sr....

[LoneWolf]

Batters Up Bakery

[Rain Man]

Dough See Dough.

[Rain Man]

We're in Montgomery, AL. So there's MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, Nat King Cole, Hank Williams Sr....

Civil Disobreadience.

[LoneWolf]

Lick the Beaters Bakery

[Fat Elvis]

Dough Dough Bird Bakery

[Fat Elvis]

Heritage Bakery (sounds like you've been in business a long time and have a good reputation)

[Fire Me Boy!]

Lick the Beaters Bakery

That's good, but it's already used. Damn.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Dough See Dough.

You're on fire!

[Fat Elvis]

If you get too cute, you sound like all the other new bakeries. (And there are a million of them; just watch Food Network)

[LoneWolf]

Get Frosted Bakery

[blaise]

Neighborhood Bakery

[Fire Me Boy!]

If you get too cute, you sound like all the other new bakeries. (And there are a million of them; just watch Food Network)

One just opened up near my wife's full-time job called "Pease of Cake"...

[Rain Man]

To Kill a Frostingbird.

[Fire Me Boy!]

To Kill a Frostingbird.

You've jumped the shark.

[Bugeater]

The Beekery.

[Chiefaholic]

Trick or Sweet

[Fat Elvis]

One just opened up near my wife's full-time job called "Pease of Cake"...

That just doesn't make any sense. I don't want crazy people making my food.

[Rain Man]

Antoinette's Insult

[Fire Me Boy!]

That just doesn't make any sense. I don't want crazy people making my food.

That's exactly what I said, word for word.

[deadbabyseal]

The Walking Bread

[LoneWolf]

Whip It!

Clean Toothpick Bakery

Baker's Dozen

Flour Power

Cupcakes and Dreams

[CrazyPhuD]

Cakn Patna

420 Bakery -- so good the munchies never stop

The Dough will rise again

The old standby.....Sexy Cakes....

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[Ace Gunner]

we cakin'

[Fire Me Boy!]

Antoinette's Insult

That's absolutely brilliant, but probably too obscure.

[Chiefaholic]

Bakeaholics

[Bugeater]

Cakn Patna
LMAO

[Rain Man]

You've jumped the shark.

Chuck Cunningham's Pie Shack.

[Chiefshrink]

"Rolling in the Dough" !!

[Fat Elvis]

Whip It!

Clean Toothpick Bakery

Baker's Dozen

Flour Power

Cupcakes and Dreams

If you aren't going for something distinguished (which I think you should) Flour Power is probably the best one so far given the pictures you've shown us; lots of flowers in the decorations.

[LoneWolf]

Muffin Top Bakery

[Tombstone RJ]

Whip It!

Clean Toothpick Bakery

Baker's Dozen

Flour Power

Cupcakes and Dreams

I think that's a cool name!

[blaise]

Bakin 2. Electric Boogaloo.

[Bugeater]

If you aren't going for something distinguished (which I think you should) Flour Power is probably the best one so far given the pictures you've shown us; lots of flowers in the decorations.
Or even more simple...The Flour Shop.

[Fire Me Boy!]

If you aren't going for something distinguished (which I think you should) Flour Power is probably the best one so far given the pictures you've shown us; lots of flowers in the decorations.

What do you mean "distinguished"?

[CrazyPhuD]

Diabeetus Delight

[Fire Me Boy!]

Thoughts on The Sugar Peddler?

[Coach]

Busting on Buns.

[MatriculatingHank]

Bun in the Oven

[Fat Elvis]

What do you mean "distinguished"?

Something that isn't "cute;" something that connotes a serious business and not someone who is doing this as a hobby. If you want your product to be taken seriously, use a name that infers quality.

[Tombstone RJ]

Thoughts on The Sugar Peddler?

the term peddler is not really a good term, it's got a negative connotation IMHO. Also, and unfortunately, sugar can also be seen in a negatively light, especially with the health food craze.

[Rain Man]

Scooby Dough

[Fat Elvis]

Thoughts on The Sugar Peddler?

Hard to tell if that is a bakery or a courier service.

[Rain Man]

Dough You Love Me

[Rain Man]

Thoughts on The Sugar Peddler?

I tend to think pimp.

[TimeForWasp]

The bakery that shall not be named.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I tend to think pimp.

At first, I didn't see the quote, so I thought that was another suggestion. ROFL

[angelo]

Fixin to Bake

Hankering Bakery

Om Nom Nom

Gimme Some Sugar

Humming Bird Bakery

Sugar Shack

Ang

[Rain Man]

The Pattissifederacy.

[CrazyPhuD]

The Mad Batter(do a semi alice in wonderland style theme)

[Easy 6]

Artistic Edibles

Cakn That Shit Up

Loving Ovens

Postcard Bakery

Bake That Shit Up

Boutique Bakeries

Use a location type name... "area code" Bakery, West Fifth Ovens etc.

[Rain Man]

Icing Dough Ray Me

[TimeForWasp]

Icing Dough Ray Me

for lota dough

[Fire Me Boy!]

Iced Iced, Baby

[The Bad Guy]

Amy's Baking Company.

FOR THE WIN.

[Easy 6]

The Mad Batter(do a semi alice in wonderland style theme)

Hey, thats pretty cool.

[CrazyPhuD]

I would the whole thing

[Coach]

BrokeBake.

[Rain Man]

A Streetcar Named Doughsire.

[Tombstone RJ]

Let Them Eat Cake!

[Rain Man]

1957 Studebakery.

(Use your street address for the number.)

[Tombstone RJ]

The Cakery (play on words--bakery and cake)

[Coach]

McBakery

[HoneyBadger]

Sweets and Treats

[CrazyPhuD]

The Master Batter

[Rain Man]

Roll Pied.

[TimeForWasp]

Amy got bread

[Rain Man]

The Upper Crust.

[Fat Elvis]

Fixin to Bake

Hankering Bakery

Om Nom Nom

Gimme Some Sugar

Humming Bird Bakery

Sugar Shack

Ang

If you drop the Om, I like Nom Nom...especially if you have any large scale plans in the future. You could start out as Nom Nom Bakery so people know your service, and as you establish your brand, drop the bakery and just be Nom Nom. It is easy to say and doesn't take a lot of thought as a consumer.

[Easy 6]

McBakery

LMAO

[CrazyPhuD]

Diet Free Bakery

[Psyko Tek]

Getting Baked

like that
baked and lovin' it
Cakin' and Bakin'
or just Cakin'

[Easy 6]

The Upper Crust.

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[Psyko Tek]

L'Oven Spoonful.

close thread give rain man a free cake

[Tombstone RJ]

ok, here's one for the stoners:

Wake & Bake!

[Pepe Silvia]

Bu-Caked

[Easy 6]

... I like Nom Nom

Yep, yeah thats not bad at all, leave the bakery metaphors out of it all together.

[Coach]

Sexy Buns.

[Tombstone RJ]

I don't understand Nom Nom... what does that mean?

[Easy 6]

I don't understand Nom Nom... what does that mean?

Have you been living in a cave the last 5 years?

Doent matter what it means, what matters is how it sounds...

[Coach]

Butter your muffin?

[Tombstone RJ]

Have you been living in a cave the last 5 years?

Doent matter what it means, what matters is how it sounds...

I have not been living in a cave for the last 5 years and I still don't know what it means...

[Coach]

So that'll be two breads and a spitroast, with a creampie to finish. Excellent choice.

[Tombstone RJ]

Butter your muffin?

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[Munson]

Baker's Paradise
Sweet Tooth Booth
Confection Erection LMAO
Frosted Cakes, They're Grrrrrreeeeaaaaaat!
Buy My Cakes, Bitch!

[Crush]

Debbie Does Cakes
Cake Commander
Golden Cakes
Backdoor Bakery 9

[AndChiefs]

Frosted Desires

[AndChiefs]

Fanciful Formations

[Easy 6]

Little Lord Fauntleroys Tasty Tarts...

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[rockymtnchief]

dough for dough.

Rainman has a couple catchy ones I like.

[DTLB58]

L'Oven Spoonful.

:thumb:

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm so baked

[MMXcalibur]

Legitimate Bakery Shop

...just for the second glances as police drive by.

[Ming the Merciless]

wake n bake

[DTLB58]

I'll give her some advice.

A bakery here where I have lived all my life just closed last week after 61 years serving this community. Everyone here was shocked and saddened because they only gave two weeks notice they were closing and everyone loved their products so much!

Their name? Simply, the family name, Johnson's Bakery. If you have a great product and serve your customers well it doesn't have to be a catchy name.

Just sayin'

[aturnis]

I tend to think pimp.

Coke dealer.

[cdcox]

Call it: "This bakery would be better if we sold pie"

[lewdog]

Bitchin' Bakery

/thread

[aturnis]

Incredible Edibles

or Amy's Incredible Edibles

Think incredible edible egg recognition working in your favor.

I just named a bakery. BOOM! Print 'em!

[CrazyPhuD]

I'll give her some advice.

A bakery here where I have lived all my life just closed last week after 61 years serving this community. Everyone here was shocked and saddened because they only gave two weeks notice they were closing and everyone loved their products so much!

Their name? Simply, the family name, Johnson's Bakery. If you have a great product and serve your customers well it doesn't have to be a catchy name.

Just sayin'

I bet they made the region's best penis cakes though.

[Brando]

Has Severe Yeast Infection already been taken?

[mlyonsd]

'insert first name' Uniques Treats

[CrazyPhuD]

The Ho Tess's Bakery.

[luv]

Are you checking with the Secretary of State's office? If you're going to register it, that's where you'll need to make sure something's not taken. Or consult with a trademark attorney.

[TimeForWasp]

Have your cake and eat it too.

[CrazyPhuD]

Soylent Green Bakery

[bevischief]

DD's.

[TimeForWasp]

Caked with flavor

[Rain Man]

The Source of All Happiness.

[Rain Man]

Oh. Why didn't I think of this before?

Montbakery.

[Mr. Laz]

Eat My Muffin Bakery

:D

[Coach]

Fluffy Bread.

[Trench]

Burt's Bakery? Antoinette's Insult is my favorite so far.

[Dayze]

Two Cakes One Cup

[Easy 6]

Eat My Muffin Bakery

:D

LMAO

[stevieray]

Easy Bake Ovens

[Oxford]

Salt and Battering Bakery

[frankotank]

Stuff Your Cake Hole

[ShortRoundChief]

Have your cake and eat it too

[gblowfish]

The Cakehole
Let You Eat Cake
Diabetic Shock!
First Frosting
Paradise Frost
The Clean Toothpick
Fun In The Oven
Wake and Cake
You're In All Cakes

When do I get my royalty check???

[Fire Me Boy!]

The Cakehole
Let You Eat Cake
Diabetic Shock!
First Frosting
Paradise Frost
The Clean Toothpick
Fun In The Oven
Wake and Cake
You're In All Cakes

When do I get my royalty check???

I like that one. If we go with it, I'll give you every cent of casino cash I have.

[jettio]

If it is a custom order for special occasions bakery then you should consider the name having something like Special or Custom or Occasions or Memories or Bundt in it.

[Iowanian]

In the Bundt Bakery

"do it"

Big Bundts Bakery

"I like Big Bundts and I can not lie"

[KCUnited]

Ausweetz

[Rain Man]

Ausweetz

Motto: Busiest Ovens in Town.


I'll just ban myself, mods. Don't go to the trouble.

[ShortRoundChief]

Sweets to add that meat

[ChiTown]

Teet's Makin' Sweet's

[vailpass]

Piece of Cake

[seaofred]

Top of the Muffin to ya

[cron912]

Bake N Take
Dough'nt Worry Bakery
The Egg Beater
Egg Beater Bakery

[Fire Me Boy!]

In the Bundt Bakery

"do it"

Big Bundts Bakery

"I like Big Bundts and I can not lie"

ROFL

Motto: Busiest Ovens in Town.


I'll just ban myself, mods. Don't go to the trouble.

:eek:

[Rain Man]

:eek:

That quote was taken out of context.

[Predarat]

Amy's Baking Company

[cron912]

Just Dough It
There's Yeast In My Muffins
I Knead It or Knead It Bakery

[big nasty kcnut]

cakelove bakery.

[MahiMike]

The Battered Wife.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[MahiMike]

Cak'n Padna.

[MahiMike]

That would be great if we weren't in Alabama.

well why didn't you say so?

Just name it 'Roll Tide'. You'll sell thousands.

[Rain Man]

well why didn't you say so?

Just name it 'Roll Tide'. You'll sell thousands.

Or Cinnamon Roll Tide.

[Dayze]

Sweet Tooth

or something that indicates 'the best' etc. Not necessarily these, but you get the point.
Pinnacle
Diamond
Platinum
Sterilng

[Fire Me Boy!]

That quote was taken out of context.

ROFL

[MahiMike]

well why didn't you say so?

Just name it 'Roll Tide'. You'll sell thousands.

And of course she'll need to bake a cake that looks just like a hounds tooth hat.

[NewChief]

Three of our most successful bakeries in the area all have a person's name on it:

Rick's Bakery
Chuck's Bakery
Shelby Lynn's

They are your downhome, cute type bakeries. We also have two that go for a more high end, mainly wedding with some cold case pastries as well:
Meridienne
La Maison de Tart

[cron912]

The Mixing Spoon
'If you knead it, we have it.'

[Rain Man]

Three of our most successful bakeries in the area all have a person's name on it:

Rick's Bakery
Chuck's Bakery
Shelby Lynn's

They are your downhome, cute type bakeries. We also have two that go for a more high end, mainly wedding with some cold case pastries as well:
Meridienne
La Maison de Tart


I must admit, it really bothers me to see a company name that is just somebody's name. It makes me think that they never thought about the name until they filed the paperwork, and then when asked, they said, "Well, I'm Rick and it's a bakery, so I guess let's call it Rick's Bakery." I imagine that everyone thinks these people are Scandinavian because their kids are named Rickson and Ricksdottir.

[ShortRoundChief]

I don't know about the business name but she ought to bake a pastry called the chocolate starfish.

Chocolate cake, shaped like a starfish. She could even put candy corn on it.

[Archie F. Swin]

i would call it Pisa Cake and use the leaning tower as your logo
http://www.travlang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pisa_00.jpg

[mr. tegu]

It should be a place where people can come bake their own goods or get assistance and they are able to use quality tools and ingredients to make really good baked goods on their own and have fun all the while doing it.

It could be called You Bake It, You Buy It.

[KCUnited]

Yeast Affection

[Fire Me Boy!]

It should be a place where people can come bake their own goods or get assistance and they are able to use quality tools and ingredients to make really good baked goods on their own and have fun all the while doing it.

It could be called You Bake It, You Buy It.

ROFL

I did have an idea for "Go Frost Yourself." It's like Build-A-Bear, but for cupcakes.

[mr. tegu]

ROFL

I did have an idea for "Go Frost Yourself." It's like Build-A-Bear, but for cupcakes.

I think its a pretty good idea. People could make some really cool stuff that they otherwise wouldn't have the skills or tools to make. If it goes big I get half! :)

[AndChiefs]

I think its a pretty good idea. People could make some really cool stuff that they otherwise wouldn't have the skills or tools to make. If it goes big I get half! :)

Making your own painting places are somewhat popular around here as well.

It could work...but probably as side business in a legitimate bakery or other business.

[jettio]

If you want to play up the southern or Alabama thing how about:

Deen & Chizik's New Bakery

[Iowanian]

Yeast Affection

Yeast Confection


But....if that makes you hungry, you're not healthy in the head.

[cron912]

Stir Crazy Bakery
Stir Mix-a-Lot

And for any Stephen King fans:
Knead-ful Things

[Calcountry]

Hawt Cakes .

[Dayze]

just call it "Slice"

or 'Slices'
or "Slices by *wife's name*

[Rain Man]

just call it "Slice"

or 'Slices'
or "Slices by *wife's name*

But then they'll think that she makes prison shivs.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Baked By Mrs. Fire Me Boy

[Dayze]

But then they'll think that she makes prison shivs.

that could be part of her market share.

[Rain Man]

i would call it Pisa Cake and use the leaning tower as your logo


I like that. He does hope to avoid use of the term Cake, but I still like it.

I might like it even better if it was Pisa Pie.

[Rain Man]

that could be part of her market share.

She could decorate them with glass beads and stuff. Maybe you're right. And perhaps she could sell files to be inserted into the baked goods.

[Dayze]

She could decorate them with glass beads and stuff. Maybe you're right. And perhaps she could sell files to be inserted into the baked goods.

that's a damned good idea there.

Sliced - dba "Breakout Cakes LLC"

[Hoover]

Frosted
The Cake Place
Cake

[Iowanian]

The Cake Nazi

[CrazyPhuD]

Dave's Not Here

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[JohnnyHammersticks]

The Tasty Muffin

[Fat Elvis]

I'm still gonna go with "Man Batter." You could have special promotions like "My dick touched your muffin" where if the customer correctly guesses which muffin you touched with your dick the whole order would be free.

[Dayze]

Diabeetus Delight

LMAO.

simply because of the spelling.

[Saulbadguy]

Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass

[ShortRoundChief]

Flour Power

[hawkchief]

How about "Hostess"?

[Line Judge]

Sweet Treats.
Did not read every suggestion. May be a repeat.

[clyde05]

My wife works in a bakery and she wanted me to tell you "A Sweet Place"

[Archie F. Swin]

Stir Mix-a-Lot


yes

[frankotank]

Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass

how about

Saul is GAY :thumb:

[frankotank]

http://m.92citifm.ca/files/get-in-my-belly.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

The wife's getting back into the bakery idea (not that she's stopped baking, but she's getting more inquiries about actually buying cakes from her), even if just a name and a business card at this point. A couple of her latest projects, working with color dust to add realism to the flowers she makes.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9427/y94t.jpg

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/562/5qio.jpg

[bevischief]

Honey oven.

[Simply Red]

perfect proof.

[Simply Red]

Sweet Treats.
Did not read every suggestion. May be a repeat.

I like that.

[ptlyon]

Honey oven of Toates

FYP

[ptlyon]

Mrs. FMB's Yeast Factory

[Buehler445]

NAME's Sweet Creations

[Fire Me Boy!]

These Cakes Are The Sheet

[Halfcan]

Little Debbie?

[Rain Man]

Montbakery! Montbakery!

[threebag]

Frost D'at Ass?

[Rain Man]

"The Dough Shall Rise Again"

[R8RFAN]

Pinching a loaf

[ChiTown]

Mrs. FMB's Yeast Factory

ROFL

[Rain Man]

Sweets' Home Alabama.

The punctuation is key on that one.