The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

[Backwards Masking]

Neither knows anything about WWII history, so, neither.

and you were there yourself, right?

and for the record it wasn't child molestation to the state of Mississippi in 1956, he was just raising her right and doing her proper, making an honest woman out of her. Fine upstanding young man to the state of Ole Miss

[Donger]

and you were there yourself, right?

What?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wow. It's just fucking retarded now and the list has died. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.

[Sassy Squatch]

Wow. It's just fucking retarded now and the list has died. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.
Nah. Something will burst soon.

[ShortRoundChief]

Wow. It's just fucking retarded now and the list has died. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.

The list was what gave the brief intermission and cause of focus. I wince as I say this but it should go to clay to finish.

[loochy]

Wow. It's just fucking retarded now and the list has died. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.

Yeah, it's pretty boring now. It's just kc native and frazod trading the same unwitty insults over and over and over and over.

[crazycoffey]

Neat. It's kind of pathetic that I've been here almost 10 years and had never noticed that until today...

I agree.

[blaise]

There's 0 chance hootie planned this down to 1. He hasn't got the slightest idea of how to do 85-25.

[Donger]

I agree.

Thanks, fucker.

[crazycoffey]

Thanks, fucker.

ROFL

[Saul Good]

Just for my 2 cents.....

There are a group of us who have been friends for many years. We had one guy who could tell good stories about things he had done that would have us all laughing. We all thought he was like you are portraying Hootie to be...

What we found out later was that he had never done most of the things he told stories about....just had stolen them from stories he had heard from others.

Kinda took the wind out of his sails...and the hilarity out of his stories.

I don't have the first clue as to whether or not hootie is full of shit, nor do I care. His value to me begins and ends at providing entertainment on this board. It's not like his stories are really that outlandish when you think about it. He gets drunk, does some stupid shit, maybe bangs a chick... He may be making up everything. There may be posters on here who do incredible things that they don't discuss on this board. As long as hootie's the entertaining one on CP, he's the better poster. I don't really care if he's full of shit as long as he gives me something to read while I'm bored at work.

[Hammock Parties]

The list was what gave the brief intermission and cause of focus. I wince as I say this but it should go to clay to finish.

I'm not writing 90 bullshit reviews.

Besides, I already did this thread, and I did it better.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=137769&highlight=rate+planeteer

[Saul Good]

The list was what gave the brief intermission and cause of focus. I wince as I say this but it should go to clay to finish.

Hell no. Clay adds a lot of value to this board, but he's not funny/clever/witty enough to pull something like this off. It would wind up reading like a bad Monty Python bit (which is to say nearly every Monty Python bit).

[Hammock Parties]

The best thing about that thread is the innocuous review of Hootie. If only we had known.

Hootie: 4 out of 10

Hootie is one of those members that seems to have carved out a comfortable niche for himself. He's content to lurk, posting only occasionally. We're fairly he's never changed his avatar. We've never found a reason to dislike him. The planet is filled with hooties.

[Simply Red]

FINALLY SHITTING

http://i.imgur.com/Fn1neOE.gif

[Simply Red]

I think he goes MicJones, here.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'll guess Dirk or pete

[Simply Red]

LET'S GO!!!

[Saul Good]

If hootie can't deliver 101, it would be fun for him to give a poster a name, have that poster write the evaluation, and then let the Planet guess who it's supposed to be about.

[Saul Good]

I'll guess Dirk or pete

Pete is a good call...

[Saul Good]

Pete is a good call...

...but I think KCnut gets the nod here.

[Mosbonian]

I don't have the first clue as to whether or not hootie is full of shit, nor do I care. His value to me begins and ends at providing entertainment on this board. It's not like his stories are really that outlandish when you think about it. He gets drunk, does some stupid shit, maybe bangs a chick... He may be making up everything. There may be posters on here who do incredible things that they don't discuss on this board. As long as hootie's the entertaining one on CP, he's the better poster. I don't really care if he's full of shit as long as he gives me something to read while I'm bored at work.

I guess that is where you and I differ.....listening to guys talk about how absolutely irresistable and entertaining they are to others when they aren't even close to that makes it less enjoyable to me....it actually makes them more pathetic.

But to each their own.

I will say your complete and unwaivering defense of hootie in this thread seems a bit odd.

[Hootie]

I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.

[KC native]

There's 0 chance hootie planned this down to 1. He hasn't got the slightest idea of how to do 85-25.

Q

[ShortRoundChief]

I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.

Fap
Fap
Fap

[Hootie]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite fucking gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are fucking .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the fuck that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total fucking [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too fucking fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not fucking .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same fucking girl .gif in every fucking thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a fag.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gay-chang-community.gif

[Hootie]

I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!

[ShortRoundChief]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite fucking gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are fucking .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the fuck that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total fucking [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too fucking fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not fucking .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same fucking girl .gif in every fucking thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4aqMurIEtDDXmJgq6Bk8Mfwc7dQxhgzXxYm9w-_XvazWhjYuD

[Hootie]

if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many fucking god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful

[SAUTO]

I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!

LMAO.

Daface even got bent at me over making fun of Brady. Lol
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[Mr_Tomahawk]

I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjzv33Jar1qchyoao1_500.jpg

[RealSNR]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite fucking gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are fucking .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the fuck that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total fucking [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too fucking fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not fucking .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same fucking girl .gif in every fucking thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lov0z599ZP1qhxr17o1_400.gif

[SAUTO]

if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many fucking god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful while sorter posts a lot of gifs she also has an outstanding understanding of the game.

You've got her all wrong
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[Hootie]

I'll never feel bad for multi-millionaire Tom Brady for tearing his fucking knee in a god damn game...

my fucking Christ I was THIS close to shredding my knee in a flag football game in my friends laughed their asses off at me

it's not like he was shot in the face while dropping back for a pass

maybe if that happened I wouldn't point and laugh (can't make any promises though)

[Simply Red]

I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.

LMAO

[Hootie]

I'll further reiterate before I leave

anyone who posts in .gifs and .jpgs is a fucking idiot/terrible poster

[vailpass]

I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.

That's a good idea in case you hook up with a girl at the bar.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many ****ing god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kf24KtQA1qes7kio1_500.gif

[Hootie]

well BASEketball .gifs are ok

[ShortRoundChief]

if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many fucking god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21596829.jpg

[Mr_Tomahawk]

I'll further reiterate before I leave

anyone who posts in .gifs and .jpgs is a ****ing idiot/terrible poster

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkjaqfnzu1qzayedo1_250.gif

[Hootie]

I still think you're a fag Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

[Saul Good]

I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

Orgazmo is better...and six days to air might be the best documentary I've ever seen.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

http://i49.tinypic.com/2wmnojo.jpg

[Hootie]

Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.

[Hammock Parties]

Outstanding, Hootie team. Get you a case of beer for that one.

Loved this:

[DaneMcCloud hobby]

[Hootie]

Outstanding, Hootie team. Get you a case of beer for that one.

Loved this:

[DaneMcCloud hobby]

some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny

[ShortRoundChief]

some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny

Irony: Date rapist thinking he's better than a child molester.

(and I'm totally not calling Dane a child molester)

[Hootie]

dude I've DR'd a 15 year old

[Saul Good]

Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.

No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"

[Hootie]

I'M THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

HOOTIE MCCLOUD

[Hammock Parties]

It's funny because I can imagine DaneMcCloud having a lot of LOL hobbies.

Like I bet he's one of those boring socal fucks that just LOOOOOVES cruising up the highway in his porsche and having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE at wine tasting events.

And feels so awesome about it.

[ShortRoundChief]

dude I've DR'd a 15 year old

dUEL THREAT.

[Hootie]

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

[Saul Good]

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

Tell me you've seen Six Days to Air.

[LoneWolf]

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?

[Hootie]

Tell me you've seen Six Days to Air.

I haven't.

[TribalElder]

It says here on your chart your fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
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[Hootie]

you know what...I've actually seen about 5 minutes of it now that I IMDB'd it

perhaps I'll have to check it out

[crazycoffey]

I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

The world must be ending soon, because I agree

[Saul Good]

I haven't.

http://vimeo.com/49564370

[Saul Good]

you know what...I've actually seen about 5 minutes of it now that I IMDB'd it

perhaps I'll have to check it out

The scene where they're in the studio recording the voices for the human centipad episode had me crying. Those guys are fucking geniuses. They literally don't even work on ideas for the next show until after the previous one airs. They literally make every episode in six days.

[Hootie]

Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?

Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was fucked up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.

[RealSNR]

There's no fucking way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.

[Saul Good]

It says here on your chart your fucked up, you talk like a pillowbiter and your shits all retarded. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
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This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.

[Hootie]

SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't fucked in years so if you really want to fucking pound him just fucking ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.

[RealSNR]

Idiocracy could be good if it didn't have Luke Wilson in it. The guy's fucking terrible.

[KcMizzou]

This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.The first half was great. Then, it just kinda fell apart.

[Hootie]

I meant to say wear by the way

[RealSNR]

SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't fucked in years so if you really want to fucking pound him just fucking ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.

Just doing my job, man. Mel Kiper doesn't give all As and neither do I.

[Hootie]

BLACKHAWKS SCORE BUT UNDER REVIEW

[Hootie]

oh they are going to get FUCKED

[Hootie]

that is just an awful fucking call

[LoneWolf]

Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.

Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.

[Hootie]

Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.

here write this down too

compared to me

you're a fucking faggot

Me = Cool
You = Fucking fag

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

[LoneWolf]

here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = ****ing pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

I've found a few things in this thread funny, but your overinflated opinion of yourself has grown tired and sad. You calling me a pillowbiter means nada to me, but keep on doing what you do. It seems to be getting you far in life.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bullshit.

I cheered for the little midget motherfucker at MU, but there is no way in fuck Chase Daniel is a legitimate, efective, NFL starter. Let's take the black and gold glasses off, please.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

No, although I do think Jim Carrey is enough of a piece of shit to play Pootie.

I agree: that over-hyped sack of mule shit would make a fine Herptie should someone in Hollywood hit the wall creatively, and decide to make the dumbest movie in the history of movies.

[ShortRoundChief]

here write this down too

compared to me

you're a fucking pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = Fucking pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

If I were in the same discussion as your level of cool I would drink an antifreeze martini

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You think I emulate my style after some one? You think I say things or do things trying to copy someone?

Calling someone "unoriginal", especially someone who clearly isn't is just a way of saying, "gee this guy is entertaining but he rubs me the wrong way" (whether it's because you're jealous or because you think I'm a despicable human being I'm not sure)

But ask people that know me whether or not they think I'm unoriginal. Just the other day I was telling a group of strangers at the bar that I was conceived via the "dip and scrape" method...

I'm not going to explain what a "dip and scrape" is because I'm so unoriginal so clearly you can find the definition elsewhere.

As for the Tucker Max thing...I never heard of the guy until I was 19 or 20 and some online girl (before Facebook there used to be great social networking sites to attention whore that were teenage/young adult themed like CP) linked me and was like, "you remind me of him."

So if you want to call me unoriginal because some other dude is a fucking weirdo like me when he drinks...whatever. However, are styles aren't even close to the same.

Follow your own wisdom now, fuckbag.

[Hammock Parties]

Literally no one here gives a fuck about the Blackhawks, Hootie.

There's more interest in blackcocks.

[Phobia]

Literally no one here gives a **** about the Blackhawks, Hootie.

There's more interest in blackcocks.

I actually care. I have an awesome Blackhawks hat. Makes me an automatic lifelong fan. I couldn't tell you a single thing about the team, but I do care because I dropped $6 on that hat at Marshalls and it's one of my favorite dome covers.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny

He even moved to Brazil to take advantage of the child prostitution

[Saul Good]

By the way, if anyone has a link to Orgazmo online, that would be rad.

[-King-]

So...the list is dead?

[Saul Good]

So...the list is dead?

He just wrote one.

[Phobia]

So...the list is dead?

List?

[KC native]

Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.

Get fucked. Orgazmo is way better than BASEketball (and I love both of them).

[KC native]

There's no fucking way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.

This. Sorter knows a fuck load about the game. Hootie's reviews are getting worse.

[lcarus]

Get fucked. Orgazmo is way better than BASEketball (and I love both of them).

I think BASEketball is overall a stronger movie, but Orgazmo has a couple of my favorite parts out of both movies. T-Rex never gets old.

[KC native]

No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"

and during the DVDA scene

"Hey dude, that's my asshole" ROFL

[Frazod]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite fucking gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are fucking .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the fuck that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total fucking [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too fucking fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not fucking .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same fucking girl .gif in every fucking thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

Sigh....

Still trying too hard. Much like all the rest of the good advice he's received in his life, Pootie continues to ignore the whole "quality over quantity" thing and churn out more mindless drivel. But OTOH he hasn't put this much energy into anything since the last time he had to outrun a crippled midget who wanted to beat his ass when his posse wasn't around. That dude was faster than he looked!

As for the gifs, a picture is worth a 1,000 words, Pootie. Most of the pictures Sorter posts are worth 10,000 of yours.

Failing as usual. I give it.....

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

[rico]

http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/5874437/17009124/4/flash_player/0/1/baseketball_the_eric_cartman_psyche.jpg?v=1

Hey Hootie!!!! I heard your mom's going out with....


http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/test2.gif

SORTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lcarus]

Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(

[DaFace]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

[Phobia]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Somebody should get that sorted out. I nominate Ultra Peanut.

[lcarus]

Sorter is either a dude or a lesbian. Because long ago I said "Man Boxxy is really hot. I'd love to hit that." or something of that nature, and Sorter replied "Me too".

[rico]

Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(

I just ate a bunch of ravioli. I'm just sprawled out on the couch like some junked out slug, watching "Cold Blood" with my hot wife and totally procrastinating the dreadful trip off the couch and to the kitchen to put my ravioli plate in the sink.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Sorter seems somewhat mysterious.

[digger]

No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"

"They should've done DVDA."

[rico]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Pretty sure he's a dude...who wrestled and has pretty decent college/national high school wrestling knowledge. Pretty sure he once said he went on a trip to the D1 school my bro wrestled at and visited and/or stayed with a couple of the dudes on my bro's team who also happened to be in my bro's graduating class. I think he once mentioned something about meeting another Iowan D1 wrestler in my brother's graduating class (who my brother had battles with for years) at the University of Minnesota.

With that said, my guess is that Sorter is a dude, 27-30 years old, who was at the least, a fairly decent wrestler....or he is a chick who loves to travel to visit and have sex with D1 wrestlers. I wonder if my brother has had sex with Sorter....?

[DaneMcCloud]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

[-King-]

By the way, if anyone has a link to Orgazmo online, that would be rad.

http://www.sockshare.com/file/38B804717EC1A992

[DJ's left nut]

There's no fucking way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.

I think now is the time for your 'Kiper/Jets' moment.

"It's obvious to me that Hootie just doesn't understand what good posters are about..."

I don't get it. Even if you don't like the .gifs; Sorter really knows his football and will discuss it evenhandedly with anyone. Not sure what there is not to like about that.

[DaFace]

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

Don't even know what that means. To the internets!

[-King-]

Don't even know what that means. To the internets!

Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.

[DaFace]

Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.

Gotcha. I feel enlightened.

[ChiefsCountry]

Another posting whoring move by Hootie. Thread lacked some burst, and picked a good poster to roast. Got more people's panties in a wad.

[RealSNR]

Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(

My wife has the day off tomorrow, so we're going to go to Lowe's in the morning and buy all these special projects for me to do around the house in the next week.

Could be worse, man...

[tk13]

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Yes.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's funny because I can imagine DaneMcCloud having a lot of LOL hobbies.

Like I bet he's one of those boring socal fucks that just LOOOOOVES cruising up the highway in his porsche and having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE at wine tasting events.

And feels so awesome about it.

Please tell me you're joking: You think I'm that guy?

LMAO

Nothing could be further from the truth.

[Titty Meat]

My wife has the day off tomorrow, so we're going to go to Lowe's in the morning and buy all these special projects for me to do around the house in the next week.

Could be worse, man...

Would need to see pics of wife before I call you a pussy.

[RealSNR]

Walked into that one :doh!:

[NJChiefsFan]

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

Yeah I am surprised it still confuses so many people.

[KC native]

Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.

Boxxxy=teh cancer

[Tribal Warfare]

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

one of the best sports movies of all-time with the South Park boys

[rico]

Everybody just stop for a second and think of how much better this board is without B14ckmon running around.

And BlackBob.

Black....hmm....

[Hammock Parties]

Please tell me you're joking: You think I'm that guy?

LMAO

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Well, that's cool. You're one hip happening dude.

[DaneMcCloud]

Well, that's cool. You're one hip happening dude.

Not these days...

[Simply Red]

Not these days...

That's a bunch of bull - you will always be my friend. and hot stuff in my book! ;)

[Frazod]

Gotcha. I feel enlightened.

Word of advice - don't ever watch the videos, at least not with the sound on. Her voice.... her voice.... God, it's like a cross between Fran Drescher and Alvin the Chipmunk.

[DaneMcCloud]

That's a bunch of bull - you will always be my friend. and hot stuff in my book! ;)

Thanks, Dude!

Seriously, it's been a huge adjustment these past few years. Going out to the "hot" restaurants and bars has been replaced by playdates and pool parties for the kids. It's still "industry" and cool, but it's just different.

I'm definitely not the guy driving up the PCH with the top down heading to wine country.

[Simply Red]

Thanks, Dude!

Seriously, it's been a huge adjustment these past few years. Going out to the "hot" restaurants and bars has been replaced by playdates and pool parties for the kids. It's still "industry" and cool, but it's just different.

I'm definitely not the guy driving up the PCH with the top down heading to wine country.

Life's still so rad though.

[DaneMcCloud]

Life's still so rad though.


Yeah, it is.

:D

[Hammock Parties]

I'm definitely not the guy driving up the PCH with the top down heading to wine country.

AHA! SO YOU WERE THAT DUDE.

[DaneMcCloud]

AHA! SO YOU WERE THAT DUDE.

LMAO

[Sorter]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

First, I'm honored to be mentioned as one of CP's 101 finest.

I did find Hootie's post to be a bit repetitive. He found no new faults or areas to exploit (maybe he likes Loki and Ocelots as well, who knows) and largely remained fixated on his lack of love for Boxxy. Bummer, as I was hoping that this creative genius would provide some funnies for me and the board. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Such a shame, as there are numerous things you could have poked fun at that would have been incredibly more entertaining.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/133355491132.gif

[RunKC]

I would say that one of pro's on Sorter is that he is arguably, if not the most knowledgable poster when it comes to football.

[ThaVirus]

You guys are deepthroating Sorter all the way to the balls. Settle down.

[AussieChiefsFan]

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.Way to blow your load early, Hootie. LMAO

[AussieChiefsFan]

But seriously, this thread is fucking hilarious. So many people getting butthurt over Hooties comments, not to mention all the other incredible arguments that are going on. This is fucking priceless. ROFL.

[Sassy Squatch]

But seriously, this thread is ****ing hilarious. So many people getting butthurt over Hooties comments, not to mention all the other incredible arguments that are going on. This is ****ing priceless. ROFL.
Wanna start something? I'll leave you face down in a bounce house

[nstygma]

Wanna start something? I'll leave you face down in a bounce housethat'd be face-up, since he's in the southern hemisphere 'n all

[AussieChiefsFan]

that'd be face-up, since he's in the southern hemisphere 'n allLMAO

[crazycoffey]

I would say that one of pro's on Sorter is that he is arguably, if not the most knowledgable poster when it comes to football.

Wikipedia has been amazing help

[SAUTO]

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.
Didn't confuse me.
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[SAUTO]

Yeah I am surprised it still confuses so many people.

or it's a fucking joke
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[Simply Red]

Didn't confuse me.
Posted via Mobile Device

I never knew of Roxxy until you all told me, again, I must just be getting old - I'm fine w/ this. I'm also fine w/ Roxxy - she only creeped me out a few times. But I think Sorter is solid, provided she's not a mult account. I'm not sure if she is or isn't. But sure - I like her.

[L.A. Chieffan]

sorter is a dude SR. and more of a dirty blond than a blond.

[lcarus]

But seriously, this thread is fucking hilarious. So many people getting butthurt over Hooties comments, not to mention all the other incredible arguments that are going on. This is fucking priceless. ROFL.

I like how it can go from heated arguments and insult fests to circle jerks in 2 seconds flat.

[Saul Good]

I like how it can go from heated arguments and insult fests to circle jerks in 2 seconds flat.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, bitch?

[Sassy Squatch]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, bitch?
Why don't you shut your fucking face?

[lcarus]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, bitch?

I...love you guys? :evil:

[KCUnited]

Why don't you shut your ****ing face?

I hope Fish soaks you in buttermilk, seasons you up all spicy and shit, then deep fries your ass.

[Sassy Squatch]

I hope Fish soaks you in buttermilk, seasons you up all spicy and shit, then deep fries your ass.
http://i.imgur.com/dvZzy.gif

[Hootie]

I'm glad Dane checked into the thread. I was hoping for bi-polar Dane but I'll settle for rational Dane.

[loochy]

I'm glad Dane checked into the thread. I was hoping for bi-polar Dane but I'll settle for rational Dane.

this thread needed angry Dane burst

[Donger]

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[Thig Lyfe]

I hope Fish soaks you in buttermilk, seasons you up all spicy and shit, then deep fries your ass.

Sounds delicious!!!

[Frazod]

First, I'm honored to be mentioned as one of CP's 101 finest.

I did find Hootie's post to be a bit repetitive. He found no new faults or areas to exploit (maybe he likes Loki and Ocelots as well, who knows) and largely remained fixated on his lack of love for Boxxy. Bummer, as I was hoping that this creative genius would provide some funnies for me and the board. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Such a shame, as there are numerous things you could have poked fun at that would have been incredibly more entertaining.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/133355491132.gif

Don't read too much into your selection. The guy who wrote it was bobbing for urinal mints two hours later.

[mr. tegu]

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

[ToxSocks]

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

She was cuter when she was thinner. And TBH, the excessive eyeliner works wonders for most chicks. W/o it she's probably ugly and plain. I'd still hit it though.

[mr. tegu]

She was cuter when she was thinner. And TBH, the excessive eyeliner works wonders for most chicks. W/o it she's probably ugly and plain. I'd still hit it though.

Kind of what I was thinking. That is one of the things that really annoys me.

[loochy]

She was cuter when she was thinner. And TBH, the excessive eyeliner works wonders for most chicks. W/o it she's probably ugly and plain. I'd still hit it though.

she has cute features and good skin

[lcarus]

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

[ToxSocks]

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

A little "different" but i'd totally cum on her face.

[lcarus]

Also, I've never seen anyone get famous for doing less than this chick. Internet famous anyway. Well...maybe I have.

[Sassy Squatch]

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png
http://4-akamai.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/12/bryannolnekf-e678f7d6-original.gif

[lcarus]

A little "different" but i'd totally cum on her face.

:thumb: It'd be a drenching.

[BigCatDaddy]

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

I'm pretty sure I dated her twin.

[Frazod]

I think she's cute as hell. She should lay off the eyeliner a bit and forego the green crap, but other than that, she's good.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SPEAK.

That voice..... Holy God. Reminds me of the blonde hooker in The Man With Two Brains.

[lcarus]

I think she's cute as hell. She should lay off the eyeliner a bit and forego the green crap, but other than that, she's good.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SPEAK.

That voice..... Holy God. Reminds me of the blonde hooker in The Man With Two Brains.

I'd love to hear her squeak during sex. OMG BOXXY'S CUMMING! BOXXY'S CUMMING! OMG OMG

[ToxSocks]

I think she's cute as hell. She should lay off the eyeliner a bit and forego the green crap, but other than that, she's good.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SPEAK.

That voice..... Holy God. Reminds me of the blonde hooker in The Man With Two Brains.

That voice is perfect.

Imagine her saying, "fuck me, ooooh fuck me harder. Ouch ok, stop that hurts"

[lcarus]

That voice is perfect.

Imagine her saying, "fuck me, ooooh fuck me harder. Ouch ok, stop that hurts"

LMAO Almost same exact time

[ToxSocks]

LMAO Almost same exact time

Indeed

[lcarus]

Indeed

So what you're saying is, you'd like to nail her so hard she cried? You want her face to look like a green and black streaked blob?

[ToxSocks]

So what you're saying is, you'd like to nail her so hard she cried? You want her face to look like a green and black streaked blob?

I'd be so deep in that chick i'd cum out of her nose.

[lcarus]

I'd be so deep in that chick i'd cum out of her nose.

Says I must spread some more reputation around before giving it to you again. So here...have some pseudo-rep. +1 :thumb:

[tooge]

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

I'd do sick sick things to her.

[lcarus]

I'd do sick sick things to her.

I'm gonna print out that pic I posted on glossy paper and do sick things to IT. Big plans for that photo...big plans.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Boxxxy=teh cancer

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You guys are deepthroating Sorter all the way to the balls. Settle down.

I did a damned fine job promoting him in n00b of the year. This was inevitable. :D

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I cheered for the little midget motherfucker at MU, but there is no way in fuck Chase Daniel is a legitimate, efective, NFL starter. Let's take the black and gold glasses off, please.

Starter...no, but he's the perfect NFL backup

[ThaVirus]

I did a damned fine job promoting him in n00b of the year. This was inevitable. :D

Not like he had stiff competition in that douche inmem, amirightguys?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Fine selection Hootie. It hit the mark you were aiming for.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

Doesn't even look like her. And Sorter is a top 10 poster on this site, easy.

[ChiTown]

That voice is perfect.

Imagine her saying, "**** me, ooooh **** me harder. Ouch ok, stop that hurts"

:LOL:

[Dave Lane]

Doesn't even look like her. And Sorter is a top 10 poster on this site, easy.

Agreed this is a worse pick than Tyson Jackson at this pick.

[Hootie]

perhaps if Sorter stopped posting .gifs I would be more objective

until then, I find it creepy, and this is where he lands on my list

[loochy]

perhaps if Sorter stopped posting .gifs I would be more objective

until then, I find it creepy, and this is where he lands on my list

He really doesn't post that many anymore unless someone brings up the fact that he used to post lots of GIFs. When he first started posting here, I gave him a neg rep because I thought the Boxxy thing was tired. However, he toned down the GIF frequency and demonstrated that he is very knowledgeable about football and ocelots. Also, he is pretty easy going and he doesn't get his panties all in a wad like 74.3% of the people here.

You should re-examine your rating of Sorter.

[Hootie]

I re-examined.

Still 93.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Here's a video uploaded from her YouTube channel a few months ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4D0aR_W9k

[ghak99]

http://troll.me/images/lazy-college-student/bitch-please-youre-doing-it-all-wrong.jpg /CP

[Simply Red]

that boxxy needs a hard cock to the ass.

[Hootie]

Here's a video uploaded from her YouTube channel a few months ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4D0aR_W9k

ok I watched a minute of that

the fact that people are

A) Obsessed with this chick and
B) made her e-famous

amazes me

what in the fuck? People are just lonely, lonely, lonely mother fuckers.

[Hootie]

I mean...really.

[Thig Lyfe]

that boxxy needs a hard cock to the ass.

whoa.

[luv]

He really doesn't post that many anymore unless someone brings up the fact that he used to post lots of GIFs. When he first started posting here, I gave him a neg rep because I thought the Boxxy thing was tired. However, he toned down the GIF frequency and demonstrated that he is very knowledgeable about football and ocelots. Also, he is pretty easy going and he doesn't get his panties all in a wad like 74.3% of the people here.

You should re-examine your rating of Sorter.

This statistic seems low.

[loochy]

This statistic seems low.

it's scientifically proven

[KC native]

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

You are not. Boxxxy is teh cancer

[KC native]

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!

No

[Frazod]

ok I watched a minute of that

the fact that people are

A) Obsessed with this chick and
B) made her e-famous

amazes me

what in the fuck? People are just lonely, lonely, lonely mother fuckers.

Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about this post LMAO

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

[KC native]

ok I watched a minute of that

the fact that people are

A) Obsessed with this chick and
B) made her e-famous

amazes me

what in the fuck? People are just lonely, lonely, lonely mother fuckers.

it came from 4chan. There was a major war amongst btards that called Boxxxy the queen of B and all the smart people who said she was cancer.

She is cancer of the internet.

[KC native]

Here's a video uploaded from her YouTube channel a few months ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4D0aR_W9k

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. QUIT POSTING THAT SHIT FROM HER.

For those that don't know. Boxxxy is just a character that chick invented. It's an act. BOXXXY IS TEH CANCER..

[KC native]

How can you dislike someone with such a passion for ocelots?

This despite his boxxxy affliction.

[loochy]

How can you dislike someone with such a passion for ocelots?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkscaTyLZ1qi4ucgo1_500.jpg

"Hootie, rank Sorter higher.....for meeeeeeeeeee"

[Frazod]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6bMLrA_0O5I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[loochy]

Dead on balls accurate?

60% of the time it works every time

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pjvQFtlNQ-M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ShortRoundChief]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. QUIT POSTING THAT SHIT FROM HER.

For those that don't know. Boxxxy is just a character that chick invented. It's an act. BOXXXY IS TEH CANCER..

Why so worked up?

[Frazod]

So, how many videos has Boxxy made?

I think I'll post every goddamn one of them in this thread.

:)

[loochy]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. QUIT POSTING THAT SHIT FROM HER.

For those that don't know. Boxxxy is just a character that chick invented. It's an act. BOXXXY IS TEH CANCER..

NO BOXXY R TEH REALZ PEEPLEZ

[KC native]

Why so worked up?

Boxxxy is teh cancer. Annoyed the shit out of me on B and now that bitch is showing up on CP. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Frazod]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pctbu0XWlZw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hootie]

Frazod I've banged girls way hotter than that slut. Wouldn't you love to be me for a day?

[ShortRoundChief]

Boxxxy is teh cancer. Annoyed the shit out of me on B and now that bitch is showing up on CP. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Like dude.

You need to give bump a call and get some magic herb.

[Frazod]

Frazod I've banged girls way hotter than that slut. Wouldn't you love to be me for a day?

Not even for a second.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PXEBjxjrBqA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ShortRoundChief]

Frazod I've banged girls way hotter than that slut. Wouldn't you love to be me for a day?

Problem with being you for a day is the consequent days of venereal diseases that were contracted during that day.

[lcarus]

Doesn't even look like her. And Sorter is a top 10 poster on this site, easy.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619707858.png

[KC native]

Like dude.

You need to give bump a call and get some magic herb.

I have a good job. I always have good herb on hand. I haven't had to go without in over 7 years

:bong:

[Thig Lyfe]

it's like i died and went to 2009

[KC native]

Sorter, see the shit you have started. I agree with hootie's ranking now.

[KC native]

it's like i died and went to 2009

jukebox take me back to 2009.

Are those weight lighting gloves?

No, they're racing gloves for my kia optima turbo with paddle shifters

[lcarus]

it's like i died and went to 2009

Oh you mean back when you and I still felt Tyler Thigpen was a future Pro Bowler and the Chiefs would rue the day? I miss those days...

[Skull-FU]

I like Gifs but, only want to see each one once. After that, it's not funny anymore.

[KC native]

Oh you mean back when you and I still felt Tyler Thigpen was a future Pro Bowler and the Chiefs would rue the day? I miss those days...

Thigpen is still a future probowler. Boxxxy has given you teh cancer of teh brain.

[ShortRoundChief]

I have a good job. I always have good herb on hand. I haven't had to go without in over 7 years

:bong:

You need to kick your dealers ass. He's lacing yo shit with meth.

[Thig Lyfe]

Oh you mean back when you and I still felt Tyler Thigpen was a future Pro Bowler and the Chiefs would rue the day? I miss those days...

I mean I still feel that but yeah

[KCUnited]

I like Gifs but, only want to see each one once. After that, it's not funny anymore.

Blackbob radar went PING.

[KC native]

You need to kick your dealers ass. He's lacing yo shit with meth.

Nope. I'm just tired of boxxxy polluting my favorite web site.

[ShortRoundChief]

I like Gifs but, only want to see each one once. After that, it's not funny anymore.

http://justenougheducation.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/i__m_a_sloth_by_ungatt-d3a0en6.jpeg

[Frazod]

She annoys Thigtard as well?

Holy shit, this girl's like mana from heaven. LMAO

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FQyK8NbGFGA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[KC native]

http://justenougheducation.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/i__m_a_sloth_by_ungatt-d3a0en6.jpeg

sloths OTOH are fucking AWESOME.

[lcarus]

I mean I still feel that but yeah

After several years I kinda gave up on it. I mean, he's still a great fucker of skeletons, but yeah.....not headed for the Hall.

[KC native]

She annoys Thigtard as well?

Holy shit, this girl's like mana from heaven. LMAO



When a fatass dipshit like you posts them, it isn't annoying because you are a fatass dipshit. When likeable and intelligent posters post them it makes me want to stab them in the neck. You are terrible at trolling. Go hang out in your cardinals threads jackass.

[Frazod]

When a fatass dipshit like you posts them, it isn't annoying because you are a fatass dipshit. When likeable and intelligent posters post them it makes me want to stab them in the neck. You are terrible at trolling. Go hang out in your cardinals threads jackass.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/80hx2FfWjow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ShortRoundChief]

When a fatass dipshit like you posts them, it isn't annoying because you are a fatass dipshit. When likeable and intelligent posters post them it makes me want to stab them in the neck. You are terrible at trolling. Go hang out in your cardinals threads jackass.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8397/8894397660_e0a1d196c7_n.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/95888847@N06/8894397660/)

[KC native]

One for SNR

http://global3.memecdn.com/emo-sloth-loves-da-womenz_o_1226860.webp

[KC native]

http://global3.memecdn.com/rape-sloth-strikes-again_o_1279447.webp.

[KC native]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7a1d5492c934842fd359e80da09419f/tumblr_mkul2nypnM1rirdxao1_1280.jpg.

[Frazod]

YAAAAA MOAR BOXXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ttxtdzgEJCg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[KC native]

YAAAAA MOAR BOXXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


dumbass doesn't know that no autoplay means no one has to watch his stupid videos.

[Hootie]

well Frazod at least now we're seeing why dad didn't love you

[Frazod]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6xDO6CH7yX4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[KC native]

well Frazod at least now we're seeing why dad didn't love you

ROFL

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

dumbass doesn't know that no autoplay means no one has to watch his stupid videos.

:LOL:

[Frazod]

ROFL

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RSEmoKlVQyA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ShortRoundChief]

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2850/8893862349_ac45806b22_n.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/95888847@N06/8893862349/)



Hootie inspired me.

[Hootie]

black people think I look like Ben Roethlisberger

[KC native]

black people think I look like Ben Roethlisberger

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e327b98763a793d0c60813d468e84534/tumblr_mmxagznl3v1s7qvb3o1_250.gif.

[Frazod]

black people think I look like Ben Roethlisberger

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vbnObSsYCc4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Thig Lyfe]

She annoys Thigtard as well?

Holy shit, this girl's like mana from heaven. LMAO

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FQyK8NbGFGA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Don't worry buddy, I'm not annoyed. Just think it's cute how Chiefsplanet is so behind on memes. You guys are gonna go crazy when you discover Nyan Cat in a couple years!!!

[Saul Good]

Don't worry buddy, I'm not annoyed. Just think it's cute how Chiefsplanet is so behind on memes. You guys are gonna go crazy when you discover Nyan Cat in a couple years!!!

Wait until they hear about the e-mail that Bill Gates will pay you $100 every time you forward it...

[RealSNR]

One for SNR

http://global3.memecdn.com/emo-sloth-loves-da-womenz_o_1226860.webp

Can't see it.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Can't see it.

Where is the GIF of the guy with the red x eyes?

I gave that on 4 loud guffaws.

Dinny

[KC native]

Can't see it.

you suck.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!!

(too soon?)

Dinny

[rico]

Blackbob radar went PING.

LMAO

[Discuss Thrower]

Losing burst... someone bring up a poster with a troubled home life.

[rico]

So when is a Boxxxy-style "would you do her" type poll going to be posted?