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... and is it better than this one?
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I'll tell you in 2 years when the statute of limitations are up
just kidding
gblowfish
04-22-2012, 10:41 AM
I actually graduated from college.
Al Bundy
04-22-2012, 10:47 AM
Taped a sign on the side of a coworkers car on his last day that said "Honk if you want a blowjob". He drove all the way to Topeka with it.
I've never done anything remotely as cool as the video. In HS, we found that we could tap into the schools PA system from the wiring above the stage in the theater. We played music all throughout the school when we were there late at night working on stage production for the plays. Then we setup a recording and a timer to play during class, but it never worked. I never did figure out what happened.
Living in the dorms in college my freshman year, we raided the city for about 50 street signs in one night. And that Christmas we went to Target and walked out with one of the huge discount signs that hangs from the ceiling. Walked right up to the cashier and bought something and walked right out with it. No idea how we got away with doing that.
Nothing exceptionally cool, unfortunately.
Munson
04-22-2012, 10:52 AM
Back in high school, a buddy and I made up a small batch of Ex-Lax brownies and brought them to a cookout with other friends. Only 3 or 4 people ate them, but just 1 ended up on the toilet. We still considered it a successful prank.
kstater
04-22-2012, 10:55 AM
I knocked up your wife and got you to believe it's yours.
Looks like MIT just pulled off a pretty cool one.
http://bostinno.com/2012/04/21/mit-completes-the-holy-grail-of-hacks-turning-the-green-building-into-a-game-of-tetris-slideshow/#ss__139833_1_0__ss
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ShortRoundChief
04-22-2012, 11:48 AM
That's some great security there at seaworld...
Phobia
04-22-2012, 11:50 AM
In HS, we found that we could tap into the schools PA system from the wiring above the stage in the theater. We played music all throughout the school when we were there late at night working on stage production for the plays. Then we setup a recording and a timer to play during class, but it never worked. I never did figure out what happened.
This is probably the most remarkably unremarkable prank I've ever heard.
The very fact that you've forced me to read about your failed prank is a better prank than the original.
Paniero
04-22-2012, 11:51 AM
We got our Master Sergeant that no one liked back at home base so drunk in Singapore that he didn't notice the girl we hired was from the third floor of Orchard Towers and was sporting a bigger erection than he was.
He didn't come out until his 45 minutes were up.
I really don't consider the OP to be a "prank". Just drunken hijinx.
lewdog
04-22-2012, 11:54 AM
We put a bumper sticker on our buddies car that said, "Sorry ladies, I'm gay!" He drove around town with it for weeks and it was a bitch to get off his car!
This is probably the most remarkably unremarkable prank I've ever heard.
The very fact that you've forced me to read about your failed prank is a better prank than the original.
:evil:
Titty Meat
04-22-2012, 11:56 AM
Pranked a guy I know saying I was from Ace Sports and he had won a free jersey. He showed up they asked wtf are you talking about? So he calls me back later that day asking what was going on? I explained that the said person he talked to at Ace was new and I forgot to tell her that he'd be coming in. So I then said corporate feels bad come pick up your 500 dollar gift card next time you're at Ace. Dumbass went in again and they were like WTF are you talking about? lol
I really don't consider the OP to be a "prank". Just drunken hijinx.
Consider this thread open to both.
Lonewolf Ed
04-22-2012, 12:15 PM
I didn't do it, but got to see it unfold in all its mischievous glory. A friend of mine, big computer nerd, created a program during break. This was in 1986, so the computers were TRS-80s. During calculus class, which was held in the same room as the programming class the hour before, the teacher was interrupted by the printer going off. This guy looked like Wally Walrus and he had a facial tic. His eye twitched, then he went to investigate. The print out read WALLY IS A HOMO printed ten times. He said aloud, "I can find out who did this by seeing which computer sent this to the printer." He went to a computer to check, and when he pressed a key, all the computer screens in the room flashed MASTURBATION ERROR and then shut down.
I never saw his tic go as fast and furious as it did that day.
stevenidol
04-22-2012, 12:30 PM
Called various places where my friends worked, pretending to be my friend, and quit.
Created a flyer selling an old car, like 1968 Mustang or something, with pull tabs that had my friend's cell phone number on it.
Saw a car late at night that had left their headlights on. Wrote a note saying that my car battery had died and that I had traded my dead battery with theirs and to call me in the morning so we could switch batteries again. Then I put my friend's name on the note with his cell phone number.
mdchiefsfan
04-22-2012, 12:32 PM
This is probably the most remarkably unremarkable prank I've ever heard.
The very fact that you've forced me to read about your failed prank is a better prank than the original.
ROFL
BigMeatballDave
04-22-2012, 12:34 PM
The reporter is hot.
QuikSsurfer
04-22-2012, 12:38 PM
I've never done anything remotely as cool as the video. In HS, we found that we could tap into the schools PA system from the wiring above the stage in the theater. We played music all throughout the school when we were there late at night working on stage production for the plays. Then we setup a recording and a timer to play during class, but it never worked. I never did figure out what happened.
Living in the dorms in college my freshman year, we raided the city for about 50 street signs in one night. And that Christmas we went to Target and walked out with one of the huge discount signs that hangs from the ceiling. Walked right up to the cashier and bought something and walked right out with it. No idea how we got away with doing that.
Nothing exceptionally cool, unfortunately.
Kinda cool, I guess... but neither would be classified as a prank... ya know?
Pasta Little Brioni
04-22-2012, 12:38 PM
Called various places where my friends worked, pretending to be my friend, and quit.Created a flyer selling an old car, like 1968 Mustang or something, with pull tabs that had my friend's cell phone number on it.
Saw a car late at night that had left their headlights on. Wrote a note saying that my car battery had died and that I had traded my dead battery with theirs and to call me in the morning so we could switch batteries again. Then I put my friend's name on the note with his cell phone number.
JFC :spock:
QuikSsurfer
04-22-2012, 12:39 PM
Called various places where my friends worked, pretending to be my friend, and quit.
WTF
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 12:44 PM
We went to break into this drug dealer's trailer in TN but chickened out of breaking any windows or what not, and couldn't get in. So we went back to the kegger, and talked it over. We finally said **** it, took the half the drunken party over there, and flipped the trailer over on it's side, and cleaned it out.
He couldn't call the cops either. He had the remnants of a meth lab in there.
We made away with about 3 pounds. Rolled about 30 Philly Titans back at the party.
Oh, yeah!! The drug dealer found out who it was and threatened us all....So mid way through the next kegger, we left and set his fuckin car on fire.
Pasta Little Brioni
04-22-2012, 12:48 PM
We went to break into this drug dealer's trailer in TN but chickened out of breaking any windows or what not, and couldn't get in. So we went back to the kegger, and talked it over. We finally said fuck it, took the half the drunken party over there, and flipped the trailer over on it's side, and cleaned it out.
He couldn't call the cops either. He had the remnants of a meth lab in there.
We made away with about 3 pounds. Rolled about 30 Philly Titans back at the party.
They got away with the blue yo!
HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN JESSE!!!
Phobia
04-22-2012, 12:49 PM
We went to break into this drug dealer's trailer in TN but chickened out of breaking any windows or what not, and couldn't get in. So we went back to the kegger, and talked it over. We finally said **** it, took the half the drunken party over there, and flipped the trailer over on it's side, and cleaned it out.
He couldn't call the cops either. He had the remnants of a meth lab in there.
We made away with about 3 pounds. Rolled about 30 Philly Titans back at the party.
Oh, yeah!! The drug dealer found out who it was and threatened us all....So mid way through the next kegger, we left and set his ****in car on fire.
This isn't really a prank, dumbass. It's an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
blaise
04-22-2012, 12:50 PM
I don't know if it qualifies, but- When I was like 13 we went on vacation to Toronto and stayed at a hotel called the Delta Chelsea. We were on the 23rd or 24th floor. My parents went to dinner and my brother and I started wadding up toilet paper, soaking it in water from the sink and squeezing them into little sort-of snowballs. Then we threw them off the balcony, across the street into a parking lot where they would blow up into pieces.
After a while some guy came out and sat on a concrete parking space marker. He was in a yellow rain slicker. I went and made a ball, threw it from the balcony, and it kept going right at the guy and hit him on the shoulder with a whack. It was a one in a million shot, pure luck. The dude jumped up and looked all around, under cars, around cars, but never up. We peeked down at him and watched.
The only prank I ever pulled of note was to take a tray from the college dining room, put it in the snow and piss in it. Then when it froze we'd bring it inside and pop the frozen piss out, and slide it under someone's door in the middle of the night. So they'd wake up with a piss puddle in their dorm room floor.
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 12:52 PM
This isn't really a prank, dumbass. It's an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
ROFLROFLROFL
QuikSsurfer
04-22-2012, 12:53 PM
We went to break into this drug dealer's trailer in TN but chickened out of breaking any windows or what not, and couldn't get in. So we went back to the kegger, and talked it over. We finally said **** it, took the half the drunken party over there, and flipped the trailer over on it's side, and cleaned it out.
He couldn't call the cops either. He had the remnants of a meth lab in there.
We made away with about 3 pounds. Rolled about 30 Philly Titans back at the party.
Oh, yeah!! The drug dealer found out who it was and threatened us all....So mid way through the next kegger, we left and set his fuckin car on fire.
ROFLROFL
mdchiefsfan
04-22-2012, 12:54 PM
I had someone text me, thinking I was someone else. She asked me why I bought a dog. I gave some very generic answer so she wouldn't be able to tell I wasn't the person she tried to text(There's an easier way to word that, just can't find it now). I ended up talking to this girl for a couple hours convincing her why it was okay for me to have a dog. She refuted and tried to get me to take the dog back to the SPCA, but I refused causing her to get VERY frustrated.
After a while, I think she got home and realized that there was no dog at the house waiting for her. She called me an asshole for not telling her she had the wrong number. I found it pretty funny at the time.
Coogs
04-22-2012, 01:01 PM
Kind of a mild one, but it caused quite a ruckus in my home town back in the day.
1972
Sophmore in high school
Small town in Kansas... good high school football team.
Town nearly tripled in size one Friday night due to huge playoff football game.
Family who lived on corner where you had to turn to go to football field... staunch Republicans. In fact, that year the mother of household was head of the Kansas Republican Party.
Family right down the street... staunch Democrats.
During the game, me and my buddies slipped away from the game and switched all of the Nixon for President, Kay for Governor signs from the Republicans yard... with the McGovern for President, Docking for Governor signs from the Democrats yard.
It was the talk of the town for weeks.
kstater
04-22-2012, 01:02 PM
Kind of a mild one, but it caused quite a ruckus in my home town back in the day.
1972
Sophmore in high school
Small town in Kansas... good high school football team.
Town nearly tripled in size one Friday night due to huge playoff football game.
Family who lived on corner where you had to turn to go to football field... staunch Republicans. In fact, that year the mother of household was head of the Kansas Republican Party.
Family right down the street... staunch Democrats.
During the game, me and my buddies slipped away from the game and switched all of the Nixon for President, Kay for Governor signs from the Republicans yard... with the McGovern for President, Docking for Governor signs from the Democrats yard.
It was the talk of the town for weeks.
Riveting stuff right here.
Coogs
04-22-2012, 01:04 PM
Riveting stuff right here.
Trust me, back in my town in 1972 it was a huge deal.
Nixon/McGovern... only a couple/three years after our last Super Bowl appearance/win. Let that soak in for a minute!
Phobia
04-22-2012, 01:05 PM
This one time I texted this random idiot asking why he bought a dog then me and my friends sexted him for about 2 hours. He thought we were a woman. Then he started sending us pictures of his little tiny penis.
mdchiefsfan
04-22-2012, 01:06 PM
This one time I texted this random idiot asking why he bought a dog then me and my friends sexted him for about 2 hours. He thought we were a woman. Then he started sending us pictures of his little tiny penis.
:mad: I told you, I was swimming and the water was cold!!!
CrazyPhuD
04-22-2012, 01:08 PM
I convinced Josh McDaniels to draft Tebow.
Hammock Parties
04-22-2012, 01:18 PM
We got our Master Sergeant that no one liked back at home base so drunk in Singapore that he didn't notice the girl we hired was from the third floor of Orchard Towers and was sporting a bigger erection than he was.
He didn't come out until his 45 minutes were up.
Jesus Christ, that's awful.
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 01:38 PM
Jesus Christ, that's awful.
"it was beuful"
"we climax at same time"
"I blow my load in you, you blow load on floor"
mdchiefsfan
04-22-2012, 01:43 PM
"it was beuful"
"we climax at same time"
"I blow my load in you, you blow load on floor"
:Lin:
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 02:04 PM
:Lin:
You have seen hangover 2 right?
NSFW!!
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RealSNR
04-22-2012, 02:11 PM
This one time I raped a woman.
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 02:22 PM
This one time I raped a woman.
Stupid bitch didn't even know she got pranked.
I'll bet you guys laughed and laughed after you told her.
RealSNR
04-22-2012, 02:36 PM
Stupid bitch didn't even know she got pranked.
I'll bet you guys laughed and laughed after you told her.It was super cute. I even gave her a wink and a smile and said "Gotcha!"
It was so funny to her that she said had to leave immediately and tell all her friends at the hospital just how funny it was.
See, stealing a penguin not only makes zookeepers worried, but it comes around to bite the pranksters in the ass when they realize they have no idea how to take care of a penguin. In my prank everybody has a laugh. You can talk about that prank with anyone, and it will be guaranteed to brighten their day!
beach tribe
04-22-2012, 02:44 PM
It was super cute. I even gave her a wink and a smile and said "Gotcha!"
It was so funny to her that she said had to leave immediately and tell all her friends at the hospital just how funny it was.
See, stealing a penguin not only makes zookeepers worried, but it comes around to bite the pranksters in the ass when they realize they have no idea how to take care of a penguin. In my prank everybody has a laugh. You can talk about that prank with anyone, and it will be guaranteed to brighten their day!
**wipes blood from her mouth**
"Oh, you!!"
**punches you're arm**
Iowanian
04-22-2012, 02:49 PM
I once convinced a pretty hot chic with a good job to marry me.
Discuss Thrower
04-22-2012, 03:00 PM
Convincing the world I didn't exist.
Donger
04-22-2012, 03:05 PM
I convinced a girl in high school that the stop signs with the white line around them are like yield signs. She figured it out after a couple of tickets.
kstater
04-22-2012, 03:07 PM
I convinced a girl in high school that the stop signs with the white line around them are like yield signs. She figured it out after a couple of tickets.
LMAO
I had some people convinced that they white outline ones were private and thus, optional.
Titty Meat
04-22-2012, 03:18 PM
We went to break into this drug dealer's trailer in TN but chickened out of breaking any windows or what not, and couldn't get in. So we went back to the kegger, and talked it over. We finally said **** it, took the half the drunken party over there, and flipped the trailer over on it's side, and cleaned it out.
He couldn't call the cops either. He had the remnants of a meth lab in there.
We made away with about 3 pounds. Rolled about 30 Philly Titans back at the party.
Oh, yeah!! The drug dealer found out who it was and threatened us all....So mid way through the next kegger, we left and set his ****in car on fire.
Damn man how did you not get killed?
mdchiefsfan
04-22-2012, 03:51 PM
Stupid bitch didn't even know she got pranked.
I'll bet you guys laughed and laughed after you told her.
ROFL
dmahurin
04-22-2012, 05:26 PM
In the navy I cut the bottom of a Pringles off and put my dick in it. When people walked by they would ask for some Pringles. When they reached in, they didn't get Pringles.
Paniero
04-22-2012, 05:30 PM
More innocently ( and tranny-free), my friend and I stole the entry box from Shoneys and called all the entrants and stated they won a free pie but had to arrive before closing. Never seen so many large people upset. This was like 1997.
Iowanian
04-22-2012, 05:34 PM
In the navy I cut the bottom of a Pringles off and put my dick in it. When people walked by they would ask for some Pringles. When they reached in, they didn't get Pringles.
That's a pretty twisted thing for you to do at a daycare center. sicko.
JD10367
04-22-2012, 06:11 PM
Convincing the world I didn't exist.
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JD10367
04-22-2012, 06:11 PM
That's a pretty twisted thing for you to do at a daycare center. sicko.
Teaches those little brats for not eating healthier.
JD10367
04-22-2012, 06:12 PM
This one time I raped a woman.
That's only a prank if you're dressed like a clown at the time.
Extra Point
04-22-2012, 06:14 PM
Pulling the letters off a frat house.
LiveSteam
04-22-2012, 06:45 PM
I wouldnt call it a prank. More of a spur of the moment thing.
Back in the 90s we would have big poker parties every Friday & Saturday night at my friends apartment. Would put on some DIO,Sabeth,Heavy Metal ect& play Poker.
Every time these 2 goofy looking girls would come over & hang out, get board & turn the cd player off & the radio on, to SWEET 98 FM & go into a back bedroom & call this gay DJ named HOT SCOT.
So 1 night the 2 girls do this for the umpteenth time. They are talking to him live on the air.
My buddy says hey LIVESTEAM I dare you to pick up that phone & say SMOKE DOPE!
Well/ Whats a guy to do ? So in my deepest loudest voice. I picked up the phone & said
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! Live over the radio
Gay DJ says . I bet you all are.
The 2 girls come out of the room & called some stupid names & left & never came back.
THE END!
mikeyis4dcats.
04-22-2012, 07:17 PM
I put 10,000 ladybugs in my bosses truck one day. He had to drive in it on the way to a meeting at Frito Lay, and apparently while sitting in the conference room, they were crawling all over him and the table. Took a couple of weeks before they all died or flew out of his truck.
blaise
04-22-2012, 07:18 PM
Where'd you get 10,000 ladybugs?
Rain Man
04-22-2012, 07:24 PM
I really don't consider the OP to be a "prank". Just drunken hijinx.
It was a prank on the penguin, because they told him that they were taking him back to Antarctica.
mikeyis4dcats.
04-22-2012, 07:25 PM
Where'd you get 10,000 ladybugs?
Amazon.com. You can but them for your garden. They were only $20.
Here's an example. http://www.amazon.com/Orcon-LB-C9000-Live-Ladybugs-Count/dp/B0050QK6AI/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1335144251&sr=8-7
They had a 5 gallon bucket of 100,000, but it was like 80 bucks, and I wasn't that into it.
Saulbadguy
04-22-2012, 07:27 PM
Put itching powder all over a classmates seat in elementary school. The kid had to go to the hospital (allergic reaction).
TinyEvel
04-22-2012, 07:29 PM
In college there was an old tradition for the pledge class to fill the fraternity house with something. Tires, shopping carts, empty bottles, etc.
It had kind of died off when I was pledging but on the night of live-ins vs. alumni broom ball we (pledges) were supposed to bring a keg to the game. Instead, we backed up a U-haul truck filled with bagged leaves (it had been windy as hell for a week and on trash day my entire neighborhood every house had about five to ten bags of leaves set out with the trash, we collected them and put them all in my back yard, then loaded the truck on prank night)
So we backed the Uhaul in the driveway and made a human chain passing bags of leaves into the house and opened them up. We shoved a 6' tall tumbleweed into the hallway to the rooms, piled leaves against that up to the ceiling.
In about 20 minutes we had the entire house covered in about 2 feet deep of leaves.
Thing I didn't know was how much dirt and dust was in there, the place was a wreck.
They made us come back the next night at midnight to clean it all up. took 20 of us about two hours.
KCrockaholic
04-22-2012, 07:31 PM
This one time I raped a woman.
pics or it didn't...
Mr. Flopnuts
04-22-2012, 07:37 PM
We used to call random numbers in high school and ask "What's your favorite radio station?" Regardless of the answer we'd tell them they won a thousand bucks and get an address to send a check.
Frazod
04-22-2012, 07:44 PM
Best one that I put real effort into was convincing one of my lieutenants that she'd been involuntarily extended on active duty for one year about three weeks before she was supposed to get out of the Navy. Got the whole command to go along with it, including the XO, who delivered the fake orders I'd prepared. That was epic.
Best spur-of-the-moment prank was also during my Navy days. We were changing COs, and the XO was in charge of the change of command ceremony. He was a twitchy high-strung guy anyway, and was absolutely going crazy over the impending ceremony (and driving everyone around him nuts as well). One my bosses was in charge of the cake - a big, officially decorated cake - for the ceremony. He got the call that it was done and ready to be picked up. We were on our way to get it when the XO stopped us at the door frantic that we not let anything happen to the cake. So we deliver the damned cake, and on the way back upstairs, pass a vending machine. That's when the idea hit me. I bought a pack of twinkies, and me and my boss (another twisted fuck) smashed the twinkies all over our hands, went up to the XO, held up our hands and said "Is it too late to get another cake?" I thought he was going to drop dead on the spot. Damn that was evil. :evil:
blaise
04-23-2012, 06:02 AM
Once we stole a bunch of Deficiency Reports from our high school. Then we filled them all out with stuff like, "Is failing class. Has poor hygiene. Behavioral issues," and sent them to kid's parents. We sent one to my friend Scott whose dad was a real hardass. Said his dad almost beat his ass. Scott said he knew it was us that sent it when he saw it and eventually convinced his dad it was a fake, and got him to call the school. Then when his dad believed it was a prank he tried to make Scott tell him who sent it, but he wouldn't say.
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