Raider Jokes

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Ok lets hear em

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I was going to dress up as a Raiders fan for Halloween, but I don't have a criminal record so it didn't work it.

[notorious]

2 Raider fans, Omar and Lance, get into a car. Who is going to drive?







The cops.


:facepalm:

[Thig Lyfe]

A Raiders fan walks into a bar. He shoots somebody.

[Red Dawg]

What's another name for a Homo?




raider fan. HAHA

[RealSNR]

Mysterious white powder discovered at McAfee Coliseum!

It was the endzone!

[Red Dawg]

ROFLROFLROFL2 Raider fans, Omar and Lance, get into a car. Who is going to drive?







The cops.


:facepalm:

[Shogun]

Al. Davis.

[Bane]

A bus load of Raider fans slides off a cliff,explodes and kills them all.You know why it's a shame? The back seat was empty.

[88TG88]

THEY SHOULD BE CALLED THE FAIDERS

AMIRITE ??

[Talisman]

If you see an Oakland Raiders fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?





It could be your bike.

[notorious]

What do you call 50 Raider Fans at the bottom of a lake?





It's a trick question. Shit floats.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Why don't Raider fans sell out their games?

Oakland Coliseum doesn't accept green cards.

[salame]

I can tell you who is no joke
this guy has me scared about sunday

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/07/darren1.jpg

[Zebedee DuBois]

How many Raiders fans does it take to shingle a house?

[KCHawg]

How many Raiders fans does it take to shingle a house?


Depends on how much you overlap them....:evil:

[cookster50]

How do you fit 100 raider fans into a car? Blender. How do you get 100 raider fans out of a car? Crackers.

[Marcellus]

The difference between the Coliseum and a Hoover vacuum cleaner.

Only 1 dirtbag in a Hoover.

[notorious]

Why do Raider fans have chain-link steering wheels in their car?




So they can escape from the cops with cuffs on.

[Buck]

This joke used to be relevant. :(

Q: How do you keep a Raiders fan from jerking off?

A: Paint his dick Blue and Yellow and he won't beat it for 6.5 years

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I posted this in another thread, but it belongs here.




A new teacher was starting in the Denver school district in her first teaching job and she was a little nervous. She was trying to think of ways to connect with her new students in her 5th grade home room and felt she had come up with a good ice breaker.

"Good morning class, my name is Ms. Schultz and I'm your new teacher. I'm a big Denver Broncos fan. Can all of you who are Denver Broncos fans please raise your hand?"

Every child in the class raised their hand, save one.

"I see you didn't raise your hand there, little lady. What's your name? How come you didn't raise your hand?"

"My name is Suzy, and I didn't raise my hand because I'm not a Denver Broncos fan." Suzy replied.

"Well why aren't you a Denver Broncos fan, Suzy? We live in Denver. Most people who live here are Denver Broncos fans."

"I'm not a Denver Broncos fan because my mother and father aren't Denver Broncos fans! They're Chiefs fans! And I'm a Chiefs fan too!" Suzy exclaimed.

At this point the teacher was a little flabbergasted. She was not counting on such a passionate, and adverse response to her ice breaking exercise and was clearly a little frustrated. "Well Suzy, sometimes it's not always good to just go along with what other people say, or think you should. For instance, if your father was an ex con crack dealer, and your mother was a whore, would you still be a Chiefs fan?" The teacher asked incredulously.

"No." Suzy said, "Then I'd be a Raiders fan."

[Mr. Arrowhead]

What do you call 3 Raider fans driving off a cliff in a Volkswagon?

-A damn shame, there was room for one more.

[MMXcalibur]

Oakland Raiders.

There.....the joke practically writes itself.

[DMAC]

I can tell you who is no joke
this guy has me scared about sunday

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/07/darren1.jpg

I'm benching him for Hyphen (Benjarvus Green-Ellis).

edit: Actually, I think I will pick up Blount so that he can punch mcfaggen in the face and knock his ass to the bench.

[Nzoner]

My fav that I posted in another thread as well.

Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first Surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second Surgeon says, "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third Surgeon says, "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them in color coded." The fourth Surgeon says, "I prefer Raiders fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

[Rooster]

Q. What do The Oakland Raiders & Jerry Fallwell have in Common?

A. They both have the ability to make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!"

[Rooster]

Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 'Niners' fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 'Niners' cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?"

"Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?

"Well", said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raider's hat, I find an asshole...."

[DaKCMan AP]

Jason Campbell.

[Chiefs Rool]

What was the difference between these 2 hit and runs? One hit a dog and the other hit a raider fan?
















There were only brake marks in front of the dog.

[88TG88]

Jason Campbell.

LMAO

[blaise]

What did the Raider fan say to his mother on Christmas morning?

"How much is your bail?"

[Lzen]

A Raiders fan walks into a bar. He shoots somebody.

He said jokes. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Yours would have been funny if you said he shoots himself. ;)

[TrickyNicky]

What do you call a Raider fan without a neck tattoo or criminal record?






I don't know, I've never seen one.

[Fritz88]

Raiders.

[Pablo]

...and after the Raider fan graduated magna cum laude at USC , he was accepted into Harvard Law.

[fan4ever]

How can you tell a Raider virgin?




She's the one who can run faster than her brothers.





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How do Raider fans reproduce?



They exchange underwear.

[Sassy Squatch]

A lone Raider family lives in an apartment complex in northern Missouri, with a bunch of Chiefs fans surrounding him in the neighboring complexes. A tornado hits the complex and only the Raider family is killed. Why?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

A lone Raider family lives in an apartment complex in northern Missouri, with a bunch of Chiefs fans surrounding him in the neighboring complexes. A tornado hits the complex and only the Raider family is killed. Why?

Because they're the only ones who thought the bars on the window would protect them?

[Sassy Squatch]

Because they're the only ones who thought the bars on the window would protect them?
Nah, all the Chiefs fans were at work.