***OFFICIAL 49ers vs. Chiefs Smack Talk PREGAME THREAD***

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Chiefs are 2-0.....holy crap


49ers 0-1....pending 0-2 or 1-1 (hopefully the latter)...


I hope somehow, the 49ers pull a miracle tonight...but Alex Smith is no Matt Cassel :facepalm:

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Let me be the first to introduce Jamaal Charles to this man

http://tommeltonscouting.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/patrick-willis.jpg

he's angry and ready to lay the pain

[DonTellMeShowMe]

"WE WILL NOT TRY TO STOP CHARLES...WE WILL STOP CHARLES" - Coach Sing


http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/mike-singletary-interview/

[CaliforniaChief]

Let me be the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man:
http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/2008/08/arrowhead430.jpg

[KCUnited]

New Orleans is going pound and finish inside your muffuletta tonight.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Let me be the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man:
http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/2008/08/arrowhead430.jpg

I am confused? I am pretty sure we already went there and took that raping this year


http://www.sportsbook-bonus.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/qwest-field-sportsbook-bonus.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

let me introduce you to our 12TH MAN:


http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/09/08/sp-alex11_0497662819.jpg

[CHENZ A!]

Shut up Don
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[BIG_DADDY]

9ers are a lot like the Chiefs in many ways. It is a franchise trying to rebuild but is a couple years ahead of us in their process. Like us they went out and spent untold millions on a worthless QB. They did go out an pick up some help on their O line though. Their D is better than ours but they will be traveling on a short week. We do have better coaching and Arrowhead as well. Should make for a good game.

[Priest31kc]

"WE WILL NOT TRY TO STOP CHARLES...WE WILL STOP CHARLES" - Coach Sing


http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/mike-singletary-interview/

You wont have to stop Charles, you'll have to stop Thomas Jones!!!! Haley doesn't like playing the best player on our team.

[BIG_DADDY]

let me introduce you to our 12TH MAN:


http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/09/08/sp-alex11_0497662819.jpg

He's no Joe. ROFL

[DonTellMeShowMe]

9ers are a lot like the Chiefs in many ways. It is a franchise trying to rebuild but is a couple years ahead of us in their process. Like us they went out and spent untold millions on a worthless QB. They did go out an pick up some help on their O line though. Their D is better than ours but they will be traveling on a short week. We do have better coaching and Arrowhead as well. Should make for a good game.

Chiefs Coaching >>>> 49ers
QB's equal right now...dispite Cassels stats this season he looks like he is making some plays when it counts (on third downs and whatnot...)

Our D...pretty overrated, the secondary is terrible
The chiefs D is looking really legit right now


Yes should be a good game...hopefully we dont lay an egg

[ChiTown]

"WE WILL NOT TRY TO STOP CHARLES...WE WILL STOP CHARLES" - Coach Sing


http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/mike-singletary-interview/

The reporter is just fortunate that the interview was done via Satelite and not in a sit down scenario. ROFL

[DonTellMeShowMe]

You wont have to stop Charles, you'll have to stop Thomas Jones!!!! Haley doesn't like playing the best player on our team.


We picked up Westbrook...he didnt see a single play last week :facepalm:


Not our best player, but he could have helped on those 3rd downs

[CaliforniaChief]

Gilligan's not the only one who's lost.

http://prod.static.49ers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/zip/2009/08-August/prepfordenver/coachraye--nfl_large_580_1000.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Let me reintroduce the Chiefs to this man

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/writers/peter_king/03/23/mail/jimmy-raye.jpg


Regarded around the league as an offensive genius, he loves the old school run, run, run, punt offensive. He fumbles through his papers trying to find a play (we all know it will be Gore up the middle), garbles his words...he is:

THE MOST INTERESTING OC IN THE NFL

[boogblaster]

3-0 the Chiefs will be .. thank you Frisco .. now go away with thee ....

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Gilligan's not the only one who's lost.



beat me to it lol

[The Bad Guy]

Singletary = Herm Edwards.

All smoke, no results.

[The Franchise]

Let me be the first to introduce Jamaal Charles to this man

http://tommeltonscouting.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/patrick-willis.jpg

he's angry and ready to lay the pain

lol....so he'll get to see Charles for 9 plays out of the game? Awesome.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Singletary = Herm Edwards.

All smoke, no results.

At least Sing will drop Trou every once in a while


Herm Edwards said you have to play to win the game....but he never understood that you have to win to play the game

[DonTellMeShowMe]

His name is Taylor Mays....He may not even be in for a single play, but if he is, we will surely blow someone up, or completely blow a tackle

http://www.gcobb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/TaylorMays12.jpg

[BIG_DADDY]

Singletary = Herm Edwards.

All smoke, no results.

Herm took a very good team and decimated it. Singletary took a decimated team and made it competetive again. Do I think he is a great coach, no. Comparing him to Herm though just isn't accurate IMO.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Herm took a very good team and decimated it. Singletary took a decimated team and made it competetive again. Do I think he is a great coach, no. Comparing him to Herm though just isn't accurate IMO.

True...there is so much talent on this team. (minus a QB), hopefully Singleytary can lead it beyond an 8-8 season

[BIG_DADDY]

True...there is so much talent on this team. (minus a QB), hopefully Singleytary can lead it beyond an 8-8 season

It's a shame you got off to such a bad start. You guys could lose the first 3 and still have a good chance in that division though. Where are you out of?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

It's a shame you got off to such a bas start. You guys could lose the first 3 and still have a good chance in that division though.

Yes, we got a rough start in our schedule its BS

Seahawks in seatlle - always a tough place to play
MNF against the SB Champs Saints - enough said
Chiefs in KC - yeah tough place to play...btw when the hell do the chiefs ever come to SF? lol
Falcons in ATL - We had a big loss against them last year in SF

-basically....pretty rough start to our season

[The Franchise]

Chiefs in KC - yeah tough place to play...btw when the hell do the chiefs ever come to SF? lol




It'd be nice if they fucking did.....so I could go catch a game.

[lcarus]

Yes, we got a rough start in our schedule its BS

Seahawks in seatlle - always a tough place to play
MNF against the SB Champs Saints - enough said
Chiefs in KC - yeah tough place to play...btw when the hell do the chiefs ever come to SF? lol
Falcons in ATL - We had a big loss against them last year in SF

-basically....pretty rough start to our season

That's a rough schedule to start out. Even @KC is tough, no matter how crappy the Chiefs are. Turns out they aren't too bad so far though, and that'll make Arrowhead a tough place to play.

That's a good question though, I can't remember when KC traveled to SF. Seems like it's always at Arrowhead.

[BIG_DADDY]

Yes, we got a rough start in our schedule its BS

Seahawks in seatlle - always a tough place to play
MNF against the SB Champs Saints - enough said
Chiefs in KC - yeah tough place to play...btw when the hell do the chiefs ever come to SF? lol
Falcons in ATL - We had a big loss against them last year in SF

-basically....pretty rough start to our season

You should have won that Seattle game. Where are you at in the bay area?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

You should have won that Seattle game. Where are you at in the bay area?

Unfortunately, I dont live in the bay. I am from Chico originally. You are like my brother: the rare California chiefs fan lol

[BIG_DADDY]

That's a rough schedule to start out. Even @KC is tough, no matter how crappy the Chiefs are. Turns out they aren't too bad so far though, and that'll make Arrowhead a tough place to play.

That's a good question though, I can't remember when KC traveled to SF. Seems like it's always at Arrowhead.

The last time the Chiefs were in SF we made the news for our BBQ. I was like "Us Chiefs fans have to teach you guys how to do BBQ" I think it was channel 2, it's been awhile. Logical came out. It was a good time. I still have pictures from that somewhere.

[The Franchise]

Unfortunately, I dont live in the bay. I am from Chico originally. You are like my brother: the rare California chiefs fan lol

:cuss:

[BIG_DADDY]

The last time the Chiefs were in SF we made the news for our BBQ. I was like "Us Chiefs fans have to teach you guys how to do BBQ" I think it was channel 2, it's been awhile. Logical came out. It was a good time. I still have pictures from that somewhere.

There's a pic, that's me in the leather jacket.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

:cuss:

Oh, and you too lol

The rare Chiefs and....uh...Notre Dame fan?

[BIG_DADDY]

The last time the Chiefs were in SF we made the news for our BBQ. I was like "Us Chiefs fans have to teach you guys how to do BBQ" I think it was channel 2, it's been awhile. Logical came out. It was a good time. I still have pictures from that somewhere.

And one more. The way I will always remember Jim (Logical)

[DonTellMeShowMe]

There's a pic, that's me in the leather jacket.

Nice lol...what year was that?

That jacket is legit

[The Franchise]

Oh, and you too lol

The rare Chiefs and....uh...Notre Dame fan?

Long story.

[The Franchise]

And one more. The way I will always remember Jim (Logical)

The blonde looks familiar. She from around Northern California?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Long story.

lol

it's always a long story trying to stay a chiefs fan lol jk

[BIG_DADDY]

The blonde looks familiar. She from around Northern California?

Yep

[BIG_DADDY]

Nice lol...what year was that?

That jacket is legit

11/11/02

Funny thing is I got that jacket for like $100 because nobody wanted it. :D

[The Franchise]

Yep

Like around the Vallejo area? She looks really, really familiar.

[Dark Horse]

Dontell Meshowme, is that Norwegian?

[BIG_DADDY]

Like around the Vallejo area? She looks really, really familiar.

No, Santa Clara. Elizabeth

[beach tribe]

"WE WILL NOT TRY TO STOP CHARLES...WE WILL STOP CHARLES" - Coach Sing


http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/mike-singletary-interview/

Oooooh. Bulletin board material.

[The Franchise]

No, Santa Clara. Elizabeth

Hmm.....thats too far away from where I live. Interesting....

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Dontell Meshowme, is that Norwegian?

I dunno...tell me?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Oooooh. Bulletin board material.


uh oh....there's plenty of classics rolling out of the 49ers camp lately

[beach tribe]

lol

it's always a long story trying to stay a chiefs fan lol jk

Hell, the 9ers lost half of their bandwagon fans once their team went into total suckage after the last of the Walsh/Seifert roster left began.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

49ers -> imploding http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/Texas-Stadium-Implosion.jpg


after Singletary hears about a "rat"

[allen_kcCard]

Let me be the first to introduce Jamaal Charles to this man

http://tommeltonscouting.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/patrick-willis.jpg

he's angry and ready to lay the pain

Jamaal: "Nice to meet you mr Angry Man. Nice of you to come all the way over here to the sideline to get to know me."

[Dark Horse]

I dunno...tell me?

Hypocrite:D

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Hell, the 9ers lost half of their bandwagon fans once their team went into total suckage after the last of the Walsh/Seifert roster left began.

yes, most 49ers fans feel free to jump on and off the wagon at their own convenience lol...

chiefs are my secondary team...chiefs fans know how to stick it through

If you jump off the Chiefs wagon, there's no getting back on:

http://www.zorrolegend.com/zorrosfightinglegion/stagecoach.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Hypocrite:D


:D

[keg in kc]

Let me be the first to introduce Jamaal Charles to this man

http://tommeltonscouting.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/patrick-willis.jpg

he's angry and ready to lay the painHe doesn't have to worry about Willis, he's already been tackled by this guy:

http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/features/bench-tales.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

This man is potentially the next great WR diva of our time...

He held out last season wanting more money after be selected after DHB...

Got in a heated argument with Vernon Davis three weeks ago

Popped a pass of his shoulder last week resulting in a pick

his name is: Michael Ca$htree

http://www.nikeblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael-crabtree.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

He doesn't have to worry about Willis, he's already been tackled by this guy:

http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/features/bench-tales.jpg

haha damnit I guess I should have introduced him to TJ

[-King-]

He doesn't have to worry about Willis, he's already been tackled by this guy:

http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/features/bench-tales.jpg

ROFLROFL

[DonTellMeShowMe]

The GREAT debate of this game: who is the shittier QB?

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/ninerinsider/2009/07/02/a_smith.jpg

OR

http://www.nfl4all.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/matt-cassel.jpg

[BIG_DADDY]

This man is potentially the next great WR diva of our time...

He held out last season wanting more money after be selected after DHB...

Got in a heated argument with Vernon Davis three weeks ago

Popped a pass of his shoulder last week resulting in a pick

his name is: Michael Ca$htree

http://www.nikeblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael-crabtree.jpg

I don't know what's up with that guys ego but he really needs to STFU and go out and make catches. You know who his good buddy is, Neon Deion Sanders. Tells you a little about where his head is at. He doesn't participate in preseason drills or anything and Singletary lets him get by with that shit. VD should have kicked his ass.

[Priest31kc]

The GREAT debate of this game: who is the shittier QB?

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/ninerinsider/2009/07/02/a_smith.jpg

OR

http://www.nfl4all.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/matt-cassel.jpg

Smith>Cassel

I would seriously rather have Smith than Cassel.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Smith>Cassel

I would seriously rather have Smith than Cassel.

Dang...that says a lot lol. Im not sure you understand haha

Most 49ers fans dont/didnt even want him around.

Im playing that wait and see...Ill give him 2-3 more weeks

[MTG#10]

This is the worst smack talk thread ever.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Why are there so many fans of other teams on here? I dont hang out on the niners board and discuss all things San Fagcisco, wtf

[DonTellMeShowMe]

This is the worst smack talk thread ever.

ouch....



yeah I gotta get the smack turning on the chiefs

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Why are there so many fans of other teams on here? I dont hang out on the niners board and discuss all things San pillowbitercisco, wtf

on the 49ers board, we have fans from Texans, cards, seahawks, rams, Saints, etc...it's not that unusual


I initially joined this board because Ill be coming out for the game

[Frosty]

ouch....



yeah I gotta get the smack turning on the chiefs

Nah. It's funny reading a smack thread where the people are bashing their own teams instead of each others'. :)

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Nah. It's funny reading a smack thread where the people are bashing their own teams instead of each others'. :)

that was like this entire forum before this season started :D

[Frosty]

that was like this entire forum since it started :D


FYP

[DonTellMeShowMe]

FYP

ROFL

[Rausch]

The Chiefs need this game.

After the 9'ers we got Colts, Texans (looking very good,) and the Jaguars.

I see no way we win 2 of the next 4 games. The last three we're talking about some of the best offensive players in the game.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

The Chiefs need this game.

After the 9'ers we got Colts, Texans (looking very good,) and the Jaguars.

I see no way we win 2 of the next 4 games. The last three we're talking about some of the best offensive players in the game.


NO....WE need this you SOB lol...we can't go 0-3 if we lose tonight :grr:

[kcxiv]

I live in Niner and Raider country, this week is going to be fun.

[The Bad Guy]

Herm took a very good team and decimated it. Singletary took a decimated team and made it competetive again. Do I think he is a great coach, no. Comparing him to Herm though just isn't accurate IMO.

I don't see what Singletary has done that Nolan wasn't doing.

The talent on the team was basically built with Nolan.

He's gotten the most out of one player - Vernon Davis.

[The Bad Guy]

The Jaguars are a pretty terrible road team.

The Colts and Texans games are massively concerning (although Crennel knows how to gameplan for Manning).

This is a huge game for the Chiefs. The confidence factor of being 3-0 coming off a bye and going into Indy would be huge.

[Saul Good]

This man is potentially the next great WR diva of our time...

He held out last season wanting more money after be selected after DHB...

Got in a heated argument with Vernon Davis three weeks ago

Popped a pass of his shoulder last week resulting in a pick

his name is: Michael Ca$htree

http://www.nikeblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael-crabtree.jpg

I have 3 questions about him, and only Mike Singeltary can answer them.

1. Can you win with him?
2. Can you coach him?
3. Can you do it?

[Smed1065]

Chiefs are 2-0.....holy crap


49ers 0-1....pending 0-2 or 1-1 (hopefully the latter)...


I hope somehow, the 49ers pull a miracle tonight...but Alex Smith is no Matt Cassel :facepalm:

TY.

Nice Karma.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

I have 3 questions about him, and only Mike Singeltary can answer them.

1. Can you win with him?
2. Can you coach him?
3. Can you do it?

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"I'd rather play with 10 people"


"I WANT....DINNER"

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Let me be the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man:
http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/2008/08/arrowhead430.jpg

You are definitely not the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man. He has already been there once, and the 49ers lost 41-0.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

You are definitely not the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man. He has already been there once, and the 49ers lost 41-0.


:shake:

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Im sure you dont know this man, but you will





Pro Bowl 2010 Selection


Currently one of the best for his position


He will punish the Chiefs by pinning them deep inside the 10 yard line


His name: ANDY LEE - Punter

http://prod.static.49ers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/zip/2010/01-January/gallery_lee/gallery_lee-11AndyLee_home--nfl_large_580_1000.jpg

[Rausch]

Im sure you dont know this man, but you will





Pro Bowl 2010 Selection


Currently one of the best for his position


He will punish the Chiefs by pinning them deep inside the 10 yard line


His name: ANDY LEE - Punter

http://prod.static.49ers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/zip/2010/01-January/gallery_lee/gallery_lee-11AndyLee_home--nfl_large_580_1000.jpg

Inside the ten?...

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[DonTellMeShowMe]

.....through the back of the endzone where no rookie could ever catch it

[kaplin42]

Yes, we got a rough start in our schedule its BS

Seahawks in seatlle - always a tough place to play
MNF against the SB Champs Saints - enough said
Chiefs in KC - yeah tough place to play...btw when the hell do the chiefs ever come to SF? lol
Falcons in ATL - We had a big loss against them last year in SF

-basically....pretty rough start to our season

Wow, did you guys a pat on the back or even maybe a kiss on the cheek after they got done reaming you with that schedule.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Wow, did you guys a pat on the back or even maybe a kiss on the cheek after they got done reaming you with that schedule.

yeah...they gave us the Raiders at home:D


Then they send us to the Broncos....IN F***ING London two weeks later:cuss:

[DonTellMeShowMe]

W


T


F


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5594165

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Andy Lee couldn't hold the jock of our current M-V-P. Dustin Colquitt. That's Mr. Fucking Dustin Colquitt to you Niners fuckers.

[BIG_DADDY]

W


T


F


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5594165

ROFL

[DonTellMeShowMe]

gotta love the Inez reference too lol

[Marcellus]

W


T


F


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5594165

:)

[Bane]

We'll see how much ass San Fran has after Brees rips them wide open on prime time TV tonight and makes them like it.

[Rasputin]

You are definitely not the first to introduce Alex Smith to the 12th man. He has already been there once, and the 49ers lost 41-0.

I was at that game :thumb:

[Priest31kc]

I was at that game :thumb:

Me too!

[Halfcan]

I think we blow them out-3 field goals and a defensive Td

Cheifs 16 69er's 6

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I was at Arrowhead in 97 when we beat them 44-9. Ahhhh glorious day that was...

[MadMax]

Cassel will light you up for 70 yards, bank on it... :)

[Goldmember]

Cassel will light you up for 70 yards, bank on it... :)

Homer

[Bane]

Cassel will light you up for 70 yards, bank on it... :)

Yeah against their 2nd stringers. :rolleyes:
ROFL

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I was at that game :thumb:

Me too!

[chief4life]

I was at Arrowhead in 97 when we beat them 44-9. Ahhhh glorious day that was...

I was there too great game that was the day Davis about killed Steve Young with a tackle to his mid back!

[DonTellMeShowMe]

We'll see how much ass San Fran has after Brees rips them wide open on prime time TV tonight and makes them like it.

I'm sorry what was that? lol

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Tough loss last night....glad the team hung in there

Should set up for a helluva battle at Arrowhead this Sunday....cant wait

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Let me introduce you to this man....he had a highlight reel play last night...


His name is David Baas, the backup center, and he will snap the ball 12 feet clear over your head. Nobody can blow a snap better than this man

http://blogs.radiotown.com/espn1320/files/2010/04/david-baas-49ers.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

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[The Bad Guy]

Baas's helmet looks like it's going to erupt off his head.

[BIG_DADDY]

Tough loss last night....glad the team hung in there

Should set up for a helluva battle at Arrowhead this Sunday....cant wait

Typical 9ers, play good enough to make me lose my bet but still lose. YOu guys could still easily win this division this year.

[The Bad Guy]

The NFC West this year might be the worst division of all time.

[CaliforniaChief]

Serious question. Shouldn't the coach have told his captain that immediately after a stop they wanted a timeout? Or shouldn't he have gotten the ref's attention before that play to let him know that he might be calling a timeout?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

The NFC West this year might be the worst division of all time.

AFCW > NFCW

Probably can say that for the first time in a long time

[lcarus]

AFCW > NFCW

Probably can say that for the first time in a long time

Both of them are the current bitches of their respective conferences though.

[CaliforniaChief]

It's scary how good a couple divisions are right now (not ours, obviously).

Everyone talks about the Jets-Patriots...yet the Dolphins are 2-0 coming off a road win at Minny.

Then you have Indy, Houston, AND the Titans in the South...

The Ravens, Bengals, and the Steelers in the north??? I could see any of those 9 teams getting hot and making it to the Super Bowl.

[DBOSHO]

Eric berry to frank gore: "I must break you"

[L.A. Chieffan]

If the niners go 0-3 theyre big trouble in little gaytown.

theyll be pulling all the stops against us

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Eric berry to frank gore: "I must break you"

Gore: "I will break a run past you"

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[Dark Horse]

Im sure you dont know this man, but you will





Pro Bowl 2010 Selection


Currently one of the best for his position


He will punish the Chiefs by pinning them deep inside the 10 yard line


His name: ANDY LEE - Punter

http://prod.static.49ers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/zip/2010/01-January/gallery_lee/gallery_lee-11AndyLee_home--nfl_large_580_1000.jpg

Oh it's on now! :grr:

[DonTellMeShowMe]

bump.....


gotta keep this fresh for the game this weekend

[DonTellMeShowMe]

His name is Jamaal Charles....


http://chiefschatter.com/files/2009/10/JamaalCharles1.jpg


a man so good, the coaching staff benches him for a 32-yr old seasoned vet

[Bane]

His name is Jamaal Charles....


http://chiefschatter.com/files/2009/10/JamaalCharles1.jpg


a man so good, the coaching staff benches him for a 32-yr old seasoned vet

Joe wanted us to wait till this game to unleash him upon the 49ers.LMAO
Or does it sting more that we are 2-0 and not even using our best RB?

Poor Frank Gore....He'll want to be a Chief Sunday as well.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

The 49ers QB depth is so deep; so deep that you could plant a small AIDs sapling in its depth

1. Alex Smith - First Overall 2005 - A Gentleman and a Scholar
http://a.espncdn.com/media/ncf/2005/0102/photo/w_smith_i.jpg

2. David Carr - First Overall 2002 - Has Been Put On His Back More Times Than Your GF
http://www.sportable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/david-carr.jpg

3. Troy Smith -174th Overall 2007 - "Who?" you may ask...exactly...a past Heisman winner who was smart enough to pay off the agents of his past

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tSpUbC35Y7M/RrVL9aS1P9I/AAAAAAAADks/qN9r5yJNFYw/s400/troySmith_Troy(2).jpg


And of course...the man every team wanted....

On our PS: the GREAT

Nate Davis -171th Pick Overall 2009...a man of brillance, he once spelled his name sivaD etaN

http://img.youtube.com/vi/t7r2zkEKV2M/0.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Just found this...thought it was interesting:

The 49ers are 6-4-0 lifetime against the Chiefs

1971 Chiefs 26-17 (in SF)
1975 49ers 20-3 (@KC)
1982 49ers 26-13 (@KC)
1985 49ers 31-3 (in SF)
1991 49ers 28-14 (in SF)
1994 Chiefs 24-17 (@KC)
1997 Chiefs 44-9 (@KC)
2000 49ers 21-7 (in SF)
2002 49ers 17-13 (in SF)
2006 Chiefs 41-0 (@KC)

[Frosty]

2002 49ers 17-13 (in SF)

That's the game that Julian Peterson held TonyG the entire game. :shake:

[Wa9erfan]

In all seriousness, this is the week the 49ers give the overrated Chiefs a reality check! I just hope PW doesn't put Cassel out. They may have a legitimate backup that could actually release the ball in under 5 seconds. Final score: 49ers 28, Chiefs 10.

:thumb:

[DonTellMeShowMe]

In all seriousness, this is the week the 49ers give the overrated Chiefs a reality check! I just hope PW doesn't put Cassel out. They may have a legitimate backup that could actually release the ball in under 5 seconds. Final score: 49ers 28, Chiefs 10.

:thumb:

yeah...

i dont know if I would say the Chiefs are overrated...I give them props for being 2-0, and I do believe in them, but a lot of sports pundits say they are pretenders

I want a good game, no blowout like in 2006 lol

[King_Chief_Fan]

In all seriousness, this is the week the 49ers give the overrated Chiefs a reality check! I just hope PW doesn't put Cassel out. They may have a legitimate backup that could actually release the ball in under 5 seconds. Final score: 49ers 28, Chiefs 10.

:thumb:

Chiefs fans would be o.k. for Cassel to be put out........do it

[kaplin42]

yeah...

i dont know if I would say the Chiefs are overrated...I give them props for being 2-0, and I do believe in them, but a lot of sports pundits say they are pretenders

I want a good game, no blowout like in 2006 lol

Any Chiefs fan that has any grasp of reality knows this team is pretending right now. The D is better, but not great. The offense is embarassing at best, and down right pathetic at worst. Special teams is honestly where I see the most improvement, and see them as a solid unit.

As I've stated before, if you can't get even one offesnive TD against the Browns, something is horribly wrong.

2-0 is awesome, 3-0 is definately not out of the question. But beyond that, the Chiefs are gonna get used like a red-headed choir boy after mass.

[RealSNR]

In all seriousness, this is the week the 49ers give the overrated Chiefs a reality check! I just hope PW doesn't put Cassel out. They may have a legitimate backup that could actually release the ball in under 5 seconds. Final score: 49ers 28, Chiefs 10.

:thumb:As we speak, I'm furiously writing letters to the 49ers D that discuss just how easy all their mothers are to get into bed. I'm using Cassel's house as the return address.

[MMXcalibur]

I'm pessimistic on the Niner game.

I would be mildly shocked if the Chiefs defeat the 49ers. I'm fully expecting the 49ers to win by 7 if only because I don't think Cassel is going to lead our offense in making up the past points that our special teams and defense won't be getting in this game.

[KCrockaholic]

Just found this...thought it was interesting:

The 49ers are 6-4-0 lifetime against the Chiefs

1971 Chiefs 26-17 (in SF)
1975 49ers 20-3 (@KC)
1982 49ers 26-13 (@KC)
1985 49ers 31-3 (in SF)
1991 49ers 28-14 (in SF)
1994 Chiefs 24-17 (@KC)
1997 Chiefs 44-9 (@KC)
2000 49ers 21-7 (in SF)
2002 49ers 17-13 (in SF)
2006 Chiefs 41-0 (@KC)

I thought it was interesting also. The 49ers haven't won @ Arrowhead in 28 years.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

this is true

[KCrockaholic]

yeah...

i dont know if I would say the Chiefs are overrated...I give them props for being 2-0, and I do believe in them, but a lot of sports pundits say they are pretenders

I want a good game, no blowout like in 2006 lol

Pretenders? Only if an 8-8 team is a pretender. The Chiefs are who we thought they were. An average team on the rise. San Fran is underachieving right now though, but we can't call losing to the Saints a bad game.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Pretenders? Only if an 8-8 team is a pretender. The Chiefs are who we thought they were. An average team on the rise. San Fran is underachieving right now though, but we can't call losing to the Saints a bad game.

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Any Chiefs fan that has any grasp of reality knows this team is pretending right now. The D is better, but not great. The offense is embarassing at best, and down right pathetic at worst. Special teams is honestly where I see the most improvement, and see them as a solid unit.

As I've stated before, if you can't get even one offesnive TD against the Browns, something is horribly wrong.

2-0 is awesome, 3-0 is definately not out of the question. But beyond that, the Chiefs are gonna get used like a red-headed choir boy after mass.

By who? They play Indy, Houston, and SD on the road. Outside of that, every team they play has just as many or more problems than KC.

[Rausch]

It's scary how good a couple divisions are right now (not ours, obviously).

Everyone talks about the Jets-Patriots...yet the Dolphins are 2-0 coming off a road win at Minny.

Then you have Indy, Houston, AND the Titans in the South...

The Ravens, Bengals, and the Steelers in the north??? I could see any of those 9 teams getting hot and making it to the Super Bowl.

If the Ravens can get a little more consistent play at QB they could be unbeatable.

The Steelers defense is scary once again and if Ruthlessrapist comes back 3/4ths the QB he was before they'll be a lock for the playoffs.

Houston is another dangerous team. They have the talent to make waves if they can stay healthy...

[kaplin42]

By who? They play Indy, Houston, and SD on the road. Outside of that, every team they play has just as many or more problems than KC.

Answered your own question.

[blackie]

good luck guys ;)

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Patrick Willis went to Spain because he heard about the running of the bulls.

The bulls got only 3 yards on 14 carries.

[beach tribe]

Patrick Willis went to Spain because he heard about the running of the bulls.

The bulls got only 3 yards on 14 carries.

Nice. Willis is a bad man. Would love to have a player with his fire. With that said, DJ has been a man possessed this season thus far, and looks like the player we envisioned upon drafting him. Not quite on Willis' level, but he may stay step for step with him as far as #s go in this game. DJ has 24 stops so far this season. What is Willis sitting at?

[DonTellMeShowMe]

SPLIT TOT SOLO AST SACK STF STFY FF BK INT YDS AVG LNG TD PD
2010 19 18 1 1.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0

18 solo...looks like DJ has him for the moment

[DonTellMeShowMe]

suck on that

Alex ranked as one of the smartest athletes

Here's the full list in case you are curious:
1. Craig Breslow, RP, Oakland A's
2. Myron Rolle, S, Tennessee Titans
3. Ross Ohlendorf, SP, Pittsburgh Pirates
4. George Parros, F, Anaheim Ducks
5. Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, Buffalo Bills
6. Matt Birk, C, Baltimore Ravens
7. Shane Battier, F, Houston Rockets
8. Chris Young, SP, San Diego Padres
9. Brad Ausmus, C, Los Angeles Dodgers
10. Grant Hill, G, Phoenix Suns
11. Alex Smith, QB, San Francisco 49ers
12. Jody Gerut, OF, San Diego Padres
13. Craig Counsell, IF, Milwaukee Brewers
14. Peyton Manning, QB, Indianapolis Colts
15. Pau Gasol, F, Los Angeles Lakers
16. Douglas Murray, D, San Jose Sharks
17. Sean Bedford, C, Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
18. Sam Acho, DE, Texas Longhorns
19. Matt Bonner, F, San Antonio Spurs
20. Greg McElroy, QB, Alabama Crimson Tide

http://www.csncalifornia.com/09/22/10/Alex-Smith-Brains-or-Brawn/landing_jaymeesire_v3.html?blockID=316396&feedID=2480


/useless information

[SLAG]

let me introduce you to our 12TH MAN:


http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/09/08/sp-alex11_0497662819.jpg

flag

too many men on the field

[Rain Man]

Glen Coffee looked at the schedule and saw Kansas City, and you know what happened next.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

New article by Peter King

The Bad:

I took a couple of things out of Saints 25, 49ers 22 Monday night. One: San Francisco has to be the sloppiest, ugliest team in the league through two weeks, and that takes in a lot of ground (Cleveland, Carolina, Buffalo).

The Good:

Alex Smith. Did he do enough to win the game? No. But he stood toe-to-toe with Drew Brees on a very windy night and was done in by the incompetence of his teammates.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...#ixzz10N0Jbq9b

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Glen Coffee looked at the schedule and saw Kansas City, and you know what happened next.

No, he saw this on the schedule

http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/New-Orleans-Saints-Logo.gif


and figured if you can beat them, join them

http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/boondock_saints.jpg

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Smith>Cassel

I would seriously rather have Smith than Cassel.

good lord....bump this shit for sure

[Pasta Little Brioni]

good lord....bump this shit for sure

That is some quality fail right there. I'm still waiting for Taylor Mays to deliver his "kill shots."

[Rausch]

Any Chiefs fan that has any grasp of reality knows this team is pretending right now. The D is better, but not great. The offense is embarassing at best, and down right pathetic at worst. Special teams is honestly where I see the most improvement, and see them as a solid unit.

As I've stated before, if you can't get even one offesnive TD against the Browns, something is horribly wrong.

2-0 is awesome, 3-0 is definately not out of the question. But beyond that, the Chiefs are gonna get used like a red-headed choir boy after mass.

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[RealSNR]

good lord....bump this shit for sureHe probably meant Troy Smith