Favorite Euphemisms for pooping?

[teedubya]

I was singing this song tonight out of the blue to my kids. Agitating them...

♪♫ I take a hairy deu-u-uce... and name it after you...
cuz when I take a poOOooOOooooo... I always think of you." ♪♫

You know when you sometimes joke and name a poop after someone?

"I'm gonna go take a |Zach|" .

You pinch a loaf in someone's honor. Or drop a deuce. or Drop the kids off at the pool.

Or enjoy the Browns winning the Superbowl.

What are your favorites for bombing the Oval Office?

[ArrowheadHawk]

Shit?

[Ebolapox]

I never got the euphemism "taking a crap"... you're leaving a crap, not taking a crap.

[teedubya]

I never got the euphemism "taking a crap"... you're leaving a crap, not taking a crap.

I've deDEUCED that as well. I'm leaving a piss/poop. I have no containers with me. I'm not carrying it away. I'm leaving it. Right. Here.

[Rain Man]

Performing the Concerto for Bass Drum, 2nd Movement.

[Terribilis]

Performing the Concerto for Bass Drum, 2nd Movement.
that one's a classic

[big nasty kcnut]

firing the warhead. downloading the data.

[Gonzo]

Filing a claim.
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[RNR]

Growing a tail~

[teedubya]

Performing the Concerto for Bass Drum, 2nd Movement.

That's some classy shit, right there.

[DeezNutz]

Dropping a Jayhawk.

LMAO. OH fuck. OH. LMAO. LMAO.

Did you see what I did there? LMAO. LMAO.

[listopencil]

When I have an epic bowel movement at work, I like to saunter proudly out of the stall and proclaim, "I just gave birth to a beautiful, brown baby boy. I'm going to name him...Ben!"

[Pushead2]

"I have to shit."

[CrazyPhuD]

'Fire in the Hole!'

[Coach]

I'm gotta take a Huard.

[booger]

hang on sloopy

[007]

I'll be a while.

[Fairplay]

In

[007]

Indon't you mean out?

[Cheater5]

-uncoil a butt-snake
-Unleash a corn-back rattler
-Fire mud
-Class I download
-Drop anchor
-Kick a door bundle

[Lonewolf Ed]

The dumpasaurus rex.

[bevischief]

Drop the kids off at the pool.

[ChiefsfaninHutch]

Drop chop...that is after telling everyone that the shithound is howling at the back door.

[threebag]

Going to the mosque to see the Shiites

[teedubya]

Drop chop...that is after telling everyone that the shithound is howling at the back door.

That is quite the second post. LMAO

[Omaha]

Taking a Frazod

[HotRoute]

when someone is on the verge of shitting themselves and they say they are "groundhogging" it or "turtles heading", then just tell them to go let that stinker out the backdoor.

[allen_kcCard]

dump a take

[Reaper16]

I either: 1.) Poop ("I have to poop," "I need to go poop") or 2.) Take a shit ("I need go take a shit," "I've got to take a shit").

I don't get fancy with it.

[teedubya]

I either: 1.) Poop ("I have to poop," "I need to go poop") or 2.) Take a shit ("I need go take a shit," "I've got to take a shit").

I don't get fancy with it.

That is why this thread is here.... to help you get fancy with your poops. ROFL

[Baby Lee]

Sit down for brown town.

[teedubya]

Dropping a Jayhawk.

LMAO. OH ****. OH. LMAO. LMAO.

Did you see what I did there? LMAO. LMAO.

That is funny, because I too, have dropped a 'Zou.

[Pablo]

Bout to squish an oompa-loompa out the ol' Chocolate Factory

[Baby Lee]

That is funny, because I too, have dropped a 'Zou.

Had a tiger in yer tail, eh?

[teedubya]

Had a tiger in yer tail, eh?

Yeah, I had to grow a tail.

[Terribilis]

hot snakes in the library

[jAZ]

I never use it, but I laugh a little each time I hear or say "shart".

[OnTheWarpath15]

I gotta go dump my truck.

Backing out a brown trout.

Knit a brown sweater.

Unleash a brown demon.

[boogblaster]

afternoon afterburner

[teedubya]

I never use it, but I laugh a little each time I hear or say "shart".

Yeah, but that is if you shit your pants a little, because you thought it was a fart.

[Frazod]

Taking a Frazod

Go smoke a cigarette and shut the fuck up.

[Baby Lee]

Ease the strain train out of the station.

[jAZ]

Yeah, but that is if you shit your pants a little, because you thought it was a fart.
Yeah, but shitting your pants is still shitting.

[jAZ]

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[gblowfish]

Open the Bomb Bay!
Pinch an Elway!

[Pablo]

Gotta go feed the shitter an ass-snake.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've gotta go pop a Pringles can.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I need to go cause a 4 car pile up you'll definitely want to avoid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It's time to go chumming for shark.

[milkman]

When I sit down to defecate, I've decided to call it Tribal Warfare, cause everytime he opens his mouth, so to speak, he drops a load of shit.

[KCChiefsMan]

I always say that I have a turtle with it's head peaking out of it's shell.

[Bowser]

Gotta go wreck the good porcelain.


Gotta go unleash a fiberrific load.

[joesomebody]

My friend who brews his own beer recently left a facebook status that said:

"I'm brewing an English Bitter."

I at first thought it was an awesome term for taking a shit.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've got a brown snake playing peekaboo /Larry the cable guy

[rockchalkgirl]

Drop chop...that is after telling everyone that the shithound is howling at the back door.

So much more information than I ever needed to know.

[bevischief]

touching cotton.

[teedubya]

"I'm gonna go sit on the "Mad Crapper" and be a "SHITSPRAYER".

See what I did there? lol

[Discuss Thrower]

"History Awaits"

[FlaChief58]

I've got a turtle head poking out.

[Chiefshrink]

Gotta go "lay some cable".

[HoneyBadger]

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool.

[shitgoose]

"Make a deposit"
"Release a brown trout"
"Contemplate world peace"
"Draw a picture of you"
"Polish the porcelain"
"Give birth"

Just to name a few

[jspchief]

"Cut Rope"

"Make Bears"

[googlegoogle]

potty?

any other brilliant questions?

lol.