The beer me factor for skip town

[BIG_DADDY]

I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid sh!t all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some retarded reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of sh!t on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Mark M

How do you figure?

This is a personal issue best reserved for private messages between you and Skip Towne and/or the Romper Room. Hell, it's the prime example of a Romper Room thread.

Just my opinion, of course ...

MM
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Yea there's so much more happening on the BB right now I wouldn't want to slow it down.

Originally Posted by Saggysack

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You guys quit picking on me or I'll go get skip.

[Mark M]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Yea there's so much more happening on the BB right now I wouldn't want to slow it down.

It has nothing to do with cluttering up the board or slowing it down.

It has to do with a childish, high-school-lunchroom type of spat between you and another poster. It's petty, pathetic and, quite frankly, something that I would think you were above.

You always bitch about people being pussies and not sucking it up. Maybe you should take your own advice.

MM
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[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Mark M

It has nothing to do with cluttering up the board or slowing it down.

It has to do with a childish, high-school-lunchroom type of spat between you and another poster. It's petty, pathetic and, quite frankly, something that I would think you were above.

You always bitch about people being pussies and not sucking it up. Maybe you should take your own advice.

MM
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Stop your really hurting my feelings.

[ChiTown]

As usual, these spats have all the drama of a West Side Story fight scene. All we are missing is a few fake switch blades and some snapping fingers.......

[ENDelt260]

Originally Posted by Saggysack

internet relationships

Man... that reminds me.

I gotta go find that thread where TJ completely manipulated ebola and sky and move it to the classics forum.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

As usual, these spats have all the drama of a West Side Story fight scene. All we are missing is a few fake switch blades and some snapping fingers.......

Ew!EW!EW! i wanna be a shark.Sharks are kewl and eat people and stuff.

[Mark M]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Stop your really hurting my feelings.

Just stating my opinion, big fella.

Maybe I should start a thread asking Skip how to get sand into your vagina ...

[sound of fingers snapping]

MM
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[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Mark M

Just stating my opinion, big fella.

Maybe I should start a thread asking Skip how to get sand into your vagina ...

[sound of fingers snapping]

MM
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[Mark M]

When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Jet,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Jet,
You stay a Jet!


MM
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[Iowanian]

I think....no.....I'm pretty sure, that the bubbling feeling in my lower intestine, is a sure sign, that I'm going to have to take a dump soon. I've been preparing for this Olympic Event, since qualifying yesterday.

The difficulty is only 9.8 on this one, but I'm positive I'll stick the landing after the dismount.

[tk13]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Man... that reminds me.

I gotta go find that thread where TJ completely manipulated ebola and sky and move it to the classics forum.

Wasn't all that crap deleted? I certainly could never find it... I missed out on that excitement.

[Mark M]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I think....no.....I'm pretty sure, that the bubbling feeling in my lower intestine, is a sure sign, that I'm going to have to take a dump soon.

The difficulty is only 9.8 on this one, but I'm positive I'll stick the landing after the dismount.

I bet the South Korean judge only gives you an 8.9 for a lack of dog fur ...

MM
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[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Mark M

Just stating my opinion, big fella.

Maybe I should start a thread asking Skip how to get sand into your vagina ...

[sound of fingers snapping]

MM
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Oh nooooooooooooooooo tag teamed by stick boy and skip. Don't do it man, your scaring me now.

Actually I think the thread is good for pointing out annoying posting styles of some people that should be blasted.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by Mark M

I bet the South Korean judge only gives you an 8.9 for a lack of dog fur ...

MM
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but the Mayan, Indian, and Brazilian judges are bound to score better for the Corn(some call it Maize).


-.5 for skid marks?

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The difficulty is only 9.8 on this one, but I'm positive I'll stick the landing after the dismount.

9.8, nice. Their certainly a bitch without that fiber.