The beer me factor for skip town - Page 18

BIG_DADDY · 08-19-2004, 10:21 AM

I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid sh!t all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some retarded reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of sh!t on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.

Jenny Gump · 08-20-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Clint was right..........but he forgot to say that you all have more hair on your palms than one of those hairy midgets that lived in the trees on one of the starwars movies.

Clint..........If you'd be a man, and kick your broad back to the kitchen to make you a pie, you'd be able to get back on here once in a while.....and these guys wouldn't have as much material to flip their pez dispensers too.........until Gump posts another "oops, I'm naked in the shower and can't fing my panties" thread.

What'd I do???
Damn.

BIG_DADDY · 08-20-2004, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

Yeah, that is not a good move. Just call me the creature that I am. Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!

I thought Hel'n was the bitch of the board?

BIG_DADDY · 08-20-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

What'd I do???
Damn.

It's all love girl.

Mark M · 08-20-2004, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

I thought Hel'n was the bitch of the board?

I think that depends on what day it is ...

you know, bitch on Mon. Weds. Fri. ... bastard on Tues. Thur. Sat. ...

MM
~~

Jenny Gump · 08-20-2004, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

It's all love girl.

I have a hard time keeping up with this thread...what with the pie in the oven, and the midol makes me real groggy. Plus, I only finished 6th grade cause my pappy said I don't really needs to know how to reed being a girl and all.

Thanks for the clarification.

Hey Iowanian...blow it out your corn cob ridden asshole.

**Bwana** · 08-20-2004, 09:43 AM

Can't you just feel all the love in this thread.

ChiTown · 08-20-2004, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

I think that depends on what day it is ...

you know, bitch on Mon. Weds. Fri. ... bastard on Tues. Thur. Sat. ...

MM
~~

Holy hell, that was funny....

Jenson71 · 08-20-2004, 09:47 AM

I've learned a few valuable things from this thread. Never, ever, bring up the subject of midol.

Pennywise · 08-20-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Can someone tell me how a baby's digestive system, in under an hour, can turn breat milk into something the consistency and color of CheezeWhiz?

MM
~~

It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Can't you just feel all the love in this thread.

No, but I can smell it, and when I can smell it you know its bad.

MOhillbilly · 08-20-2004, 09:50 AM

This reminds me of the gochiefs(youre a ****ing retard esc.) threads.

Jenny Gump · 08-20-2004, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

I've learned a few valuable things from this thread. Never, ever, bring up the subject of midol.

Nahh...it's fine. At least Midol is cheaper than Viagra.

BIG_DADDY · 08-20-2004, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I have a hard time keeping up with this thread...what with the pie in the oven, and the midol makes me real groggy. Plus, I only finished 6th grade cause my pappy said I don't really needs to know how to reed being a girl and all.

Thanks for the clarification.

Hey Iowanian...blow it out your corn cob ridden asshole.

Drum roll, cymbal crash. Nice!!

MOhillbilly · 08-20-2004, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

No, but I can smell it, and when I can smell it you know its bad.

I once smelled love.

And it smelled like a cadaver rolled outta her jeans.

Mark M · 08-20-2004, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyWise

It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.

I guess breat milk ain't good for baby, eh?

MM
~~

08-19-2004, 10:21 AM
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Mateo, CA 94401 Casino cash: $56921	The beer me factor for skip town I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me. 1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard. 2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid sh!t all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief. 3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some retarded reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone. 4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong. 5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of sh!t on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan? That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.
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08-20-2004, 09:43 AM	#261
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08-20-2004, 09:47 AM	#263
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08-20-2004, 09:50 AM	#266
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