Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!! - Page 4

BN 2/9 · 07-10-2004, 12:02 PM

Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:24 AM

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Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

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**J Diddy** · 07-11-2004, 02:39 AM

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.

Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.

Something like that.

**KcMizzou** · 07-11-2004, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....

unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:45 AM

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Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.

Its the BAIO!!

**J Diddy** · 07-11-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....

unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

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Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:47 AM

Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Dude Joannie loves Chachi.

Psicosis loves BAIO!

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:48 AM

Conclusion:

**KcMizzou** · 07-11-2004, 02:49 AM

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Conclusion:

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Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:51 AM

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Getchasum today!

Only every other Thursday.

Demonpenz · 07-11-2004, 03:18 AM

yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

07-10-2004, 12:02 PM
BN 2/9 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $1000	Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!! Lincoln & Kennedy Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960 The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Here is an interesting one... Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by southerners. Both were succeeded by southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by three names. Both names contain fifteen letters. Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And last but not least... A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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