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Old 04-29-2004, 11:47 PM  
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:29 AM   #106
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ya, you are so much better than me. I know.
Maybe you should read that again.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:31 AM   #107
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Yeah. It's us, not you. Face it, Paul. You're going through an awkward stage in your life. You're in your early 20's and you haven't sorted out your priorities (ie: haven't grown up). There's nothing wrong with that, it's part of the process. Some people do it earlier than others. Until you do (grow up), you're going to be subjected to some ridicule, especially with the material you throw out here. I'm not saying that you're immature to insult you - just increase your awareness.

When you can learn to laugh at yourself (instead of lashing out), you'll find your experience on ChiefsPlanet to be much more enjoyable.
Gee, thanks Dr. Phil.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:36 AM   #108
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Normally the guy who brags about getting chicks all the time is normally the same one who is watching Beaches with his "virgin" roomate on a Saturday night.

Guys who get some don't generally broadcast it.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:38 AM   #109
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Gee, thanks Dr. Phil.
You're welcome. I just saved the young guys on ChiefsPlanet hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorney's fees, child support, and alimony due to my wisdom of such issues. All I ask is one percent. If you're one of the young men who have benefited from my vast life experiences, feel free to drop me a PM and I'll happily provide you with my paypal account. FWIW, you don't have to pay me all at once. In fact, I encourage you to get the calculator and determine an exact value of my advice.

Lawyers: $20,000+
Child Support: $1,000 a month until the child graduates college
Alimony: $1,000 a month until the bitch dies or remarries.

Figure it out and send me 1% for the next 20 years. I'm providing a valuable service here.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:41 AM   #110
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you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about.
You must have me, Frazod, and Phil on ignore...
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:42 AM   #111
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I got some of them mudflaps, you know....the ones with the neked ladies on em?ooooooh mamasita.....

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Old 04-30-2004, 10:59 AM   #112
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You're welcome. I just saved the young guys on ChiefsPlanet hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorney's fees, child support, and alimony due to my wisdom of such issues. All I ask is one percent. If you're one of the young men who have benefited from my vast life experiences, feel free to drop me a PM and I'll happily provide you with my paypal account. FWIW, you don't have to pay me all at once. In fact, I encourage you to get the calculator and determine an exact value of my advice.

Lawyers: $20,000+
Child Support: $1,000 a month until the child graduates college
Alimony: $1,000 a month until the bitch dies or remarries.

Figure it out and send me 1% for the next 20 years. I'm providing a valuable service here.
Don't forget bail fees,that advice of telling the cop to uncuff you because there's no law saying you can't destroy your own property is worth something.

Just trying to make sure you get your due.
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:10 AM   #113
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I am sensing some pent-up hostility in this thread. First, it's good to admit it(denial is not just a river in Egypt)!

Step 2- in order to heal our inner child, we must learn to 'own' our anger. Then, we really should consider some 12-step anger management.

Just try not to go into a shame spiral- and always remember, only YOU can take care of you.
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:13 AM   #114
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Don't forget bail fees,that advice of telling the cop to uncuff you because there's no law saying you can't destroy your own property is worth something.

Just trying to make sure you get your due.
You're right, but why quibble over a few cents here and there. I'm only asking for 1%. There's not a better deal that can be achieved anywhere on earth. For 1 penny on the dollar, I'll be your father and ensure you aren't financially destitute by age 30. You can't get that by watching Oprah nor Dr. Phil.
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:15 AM   #115
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Your sig pic would be much better if it was animated. I stared at if for a few seconds hoping the mallet would come down and go thud. Darn.

Kind of like this Fishing guy
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:26 AM   #116
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This thread is comedy gold. I'll just throw out a few of these: You can all share them.
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Old 04-30-2004, 12:24 PM   #117
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I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid.

Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT!

How dare you put these activities in the category of 'bad things'

They happen to be the highlight of my life, and are the very things that make my life GREAT!
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:05 PM   #118
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I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:06 PM   #119
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How dare you put these activities in the category of 'bad things'

They happen to be the highlight of my life, and are the very things that make my life GREAT!
True dat.
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This thread has some good laughs in it...........



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