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Old 04-29-2004, 11:47 PM  
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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex

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Old 04-30-2004, 06:28 AM   #61
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BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you.

Hope that helps.
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:51 AM   #62
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Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

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Realistic sex robots. Robots, or androids kinda, that feel and act real and are good at sex. They need to be very lifelike and affordable. They need to be able to move and easy to clean. If these were on the market, and most single guys had one. They wouldn't pursue girls with the passion we do now. We might try a little at the bar, but motivation would be at an all time low. Because we now if we don't go home with nothing that night, we always have our sex bots to screw when we get home. This would eliminate most of the control women have with sex. Girls would start hitting on guys and only the hot, rich celebrity type women would be able to remain the same.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:03 AM   #63
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Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:13 AM   #64
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Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?
He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and ****ING MY ROBOT!!'
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM   #65
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I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and ****ING MY ROBOT!!'
Holy $hit!



Damn, why didn't I ever think of that comeback. Would've saved me years of embarassment.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM   #66
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He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and ****ING MY ROBOT!!'
I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:21 AM   #67
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I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.


My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:24 AM   #68
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If you just keep giving them the cash up front...I'm sure they'll continue to take you down to the tall grass, and let you do your stuff.

btw....some guy I saw on HBO already beat you to it..a lifelike looking doll, you can select the attributes......I'm sure you can find it online.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:26 AM   #69
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My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'


Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:27 AM   #70
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

Now that's ****ing funny!
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:28 AM   #71
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:31 AM   #72
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

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Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:35 AM   #73
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

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Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:37 AM   #74
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I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:38 AM   #75
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yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.
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