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Old 02-22-2004, 04:33 PM  
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Man I could be in trouble....
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #106
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Turns you on, dunnit?

There aren't any fat skanky hoe's at your place of work, are there?

Stay away from the cappuccino machine just in case.....
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:20 PM   #107
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Mmmmmm, fat skanky hos.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:22 PM   #108
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Here's the 'thang, relative to hosing down the local turnstile. As males, we use alcohol as the "excuse" that I only did her cuz I wuz drunk. Fact O' the matter is that he prolly would have done her after a shot of cappuccino and a half of a biscotti......
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:23 PM   #109
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Turns you on, dunnit?

There aren't any fat skanky hoe's at your place of work, are there?

Stay away from the cappuccino machine just in case.....
Name any office in the Continental United States in which employees sit 40 hours a week that no fat skanky hoes exist. We have one here who sits out about 40-50 candy bars and chocolate snacks a day - and the damn tray is always empty at 3:00pm. I asked her why she spends so much money on the mini-candy bars and she said she buys in bulk at Sams and hates to waste it. I bit my tongue before I told her that it wasn't wasted merely stored en masse behind her.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:23 PM   #110
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Mmmmmm, fat skanky hos.
Almost as good as DOOOOOOOOOHNUTS. I mean, they both have holes right?
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:25 PM   #111
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Name any office in the Continental United States in which employees sit 40 hours a week that no fat skanky hoes exist. We have one here who sits out about 40-50 candy bars and chocolate snacks a day - and the damn tray is always empty at 3:00pm. I asked her why she spends so much money on the mini-candy bars and she said she buys in bulk at Sams and hates to waste it. I bit my tongue before I told her that it wasn't wasted merely stored en masse behind her.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:25 PM   #112
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Almost as good as DOOOOOOOOOHNUTS. I mean, they both have holes right?
Yeah, but donuts don't have a tongue.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:30 PM   #113
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Yeah, but donuts don't have a tongue.
But they are glazed? I really hate the dry ones.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:36 PM   #114
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:25 PM   #115
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I still am very stressed about this whole situation, but I'm getting tested on Monday, made the appoitment and I'm hoping for the best, I haven't been able to sleep much since this has happened....I am sorry that I brought this up to all of you, but sometimes this is a good place to vent stress and thats just what I kinda needed
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:28 PM   #116
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I still can't believe you were more concerned about getting an STD than getting some slut pregnant...
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Old 02-24-2004, 12:04 AM   #118
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I still am very stressed about this whole situation, but I'm getting tested on Monday, made the appoitment and I'm hoping for the best, I haven't been able to sleep much since this has happened....I am sorry that I brought this up to all of you, but sometimes this is a good place to vent stress and thats just what I kinda needed
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I still can't believe you were more concerned about getting an STD than getting some slut pregnant...
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Old 02-24-2004, 12:42 AM   #120
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abortion, adoption

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