Man I could be in trouble.... - Page 7

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 04:33 PM

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well... if you're one of those guys who wants to go all out.

Showoff.

"all out" when speaking of a money shot begs for a pun to be made, don't you think?

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

"all out" when speaking of a money shot begs for a pun to be made, don't you think?

I think a money shot only refers to when it's on her face.

And, yes.

**CosmicPal** · 02-23-2004, 12:35 PM

I wouldn't worry 'bout it...

Cosmic shamefully has only used a condom once, and Cosmic has been with quite a few women. I do not have any disease, nor have I impregnated anyone. I do make sure the gal I'm with has full comprehension of the alphabet, spends 90% of her money and time at The Gap, has at least completed the fourth grade, and has plenty of sisters and friends who like to watch. She must also be very good with her hands and likens to scream like a baboon falling out of a tree. If the gal meets all of these criterias, it's a safe bet Cosmic doesn't need a condom, but a full bottle of tequila and some jello.

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:38 PM

Mmmm, jello.

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I think a money shot only refers to when it's on her face.

And, yes.

I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.

ChiTown · 02-23-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.

Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.

Glad to see that at least one person here isn't willing to let a good pun go by.

Thanks Pat.

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 12:53 PM

Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now?

Calcountry · 02-23-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

What did you do, pull it off and see the hole? Or did it break in action.

Anyways, if you were too drunk to say no to the slut, how is it that you were sober enough to notice the hole in your rubber?

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now?

It wasn't that funny.

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

What did you do, pull it off and see the hole? Or did it break in action.

Anyways, if you were too drunk to say no to the slut, how is it that you were sober enough to notice the hole in your rubber?

Too drunk to say no to a slut? I always thought that was a condition of being male. Is it the alcohol that causes it?

KCChiefsMan · 02-23-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

What did you do, pull it off and see the hole? Or did it break in action.

Anyways, if you were too drunk to say no to the slut, how is it that you were sober enough to notice the hole in your rubber?

because the condom was rolled down all the way down the shaft....

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

because the condom was rolled down all the way down the shaft....

Okay, there is a visual I didn't need......

Onto the next thread.

ChiTown · 02-23-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Too drunk to say no to a slut? I always thought that was a condition of being male. Is it the alcohol that causes it?

Here's the 'thang, relative to hosing down the local turnstile. As males, we use alcohol as the "excuse" that I only did her cuz I wuz drunk. Fact O' the matter is that he prolly would have done her after a shot of cappuccino and a half of a biscotti......

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Here's the 'thang, relative to hosing down the local turnstile. As males, we use alcohol as the "excuse" that I only did her cuz I wuz drunk. Fact O' the matter is that he prolly would have done her after a shot of cappuccino and a half of a biscotti......

Mmmmm, biscottiiiiiiii

02-22-2004, 04:33 PM
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $1524374	Man I could be in trouble.... I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-23-2004, 12:35 PM	#93
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $1086039	I wouldn't worry 'bout it... Cosmic shamefully has only used a condom once, and Cosmic has been with quite a few women. I do not have any disease, nor have I impregnated anyone. I do make sure the gal I'm with has full comprehension of the alphabet, spends 90% of her money and time at The Gap, has at least completed the fourth grade, and has plenty of sisters and friends who like to watch. She must also be very good with her hands and likens to scream like a baboon falling out of a tree. If the gal meets all of these criterias, it's a safe bet Cosmic doesn't need a condom, but a full bottle of tequila and some jello. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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02-23-2004, 12:38 PM	#94
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $802	Mmmm, jello. __________________
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KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $9172	Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now? __________________ How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams
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