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Old 02-22-2004, 04:33 PM  
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Man I could be in trouble....

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:50 AM   #76
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at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:50 AM   #77
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Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:51 AM   #78
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Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.
He'd be doing the world a favor.
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:52 AM   #79
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See also: "Daaaaamn, dude, you've got issues."
Which is cross-referenced with: "Budwieser ... getting ugly people laid since 1876."

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Old 02-23-2004, 10:53 AM   #80
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?
Yeah, like I need any help.

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Old 02-23-2004, 10:54 AM   #81
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He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.
WTF? Do you need money or something?
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:55 AM   #82
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He'd be doing the world a favor.
Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:57 AM   #83
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Really, I should probably have a damned WOMD lab growing in me. I honestly don't know how I don't...
I don't know how I don't, either. *Furiously knocking on wood*

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Anyway, point is, go get yourself tested. BLOOD tested (that fuggen 5 foot Q-tip hurts like a mother****er!... )
Every time I've gotten tested, I got blood drawn, and the Q-Tip from hell.

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and don't worry about it until you have a reason to....
'zactly.
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:01 AM   #84
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Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:38 AM   #85
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Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom?

I'll bet that bad boy slid off before you even got it on.
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:45 AM   #86
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:22 PM   #87
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:25 PM   #88
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Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:27 PM   #89
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Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"
Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:29 PM   #90
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Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?
Well... if you're one of those guys who wants to go all out.

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