Man I could be in trouble.... - Page 6

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 04:33 PM

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 10:50 AM

Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.

Ultra Peanut · 02-23-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.

He'd be doing the world a favor.

Mark M · 02-23-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

See also: "Daaaaamn, dude, you've got issues."

Which is cross-referenced with: "Budwieser ... getting ugly people laid since 1876."

MM
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ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainCase

You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?

Yeah, like I need any help.

Jerkface.

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Boozer

He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.

WTF? Do you need money or something?

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

He'd be doing the world a favor.

Actually, that was quite callous of me.

Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Really, I should probably have a damned WOMD lab growing in me. I honestly don't know how I don't...

I don't know how I don't, either. *Furiously knocking on wood*

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Originally Posted by Brad

Anyway, point is, go get yourself tested. BLOOD tested (that fuggen 5 foot Q-tip hurts like a mother****er!...

)

Every time I've gotten tested, I got blood drawn, and the Q-Tip from hell.

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and don't worry about it until you have a reason to....

'zactly.

Mark M · 02-23-2004, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Actually, that was quite callous of me.

Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.

MM
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**Phobia** · 02-23-2004, 11:38 AM

Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom?

I'll bet that bad boy slid off before you even got it on.

ChiTown · 02-23-2004, 11:45 AM

Hit your penis with a hammer. If it doesn't hurt, you've got a std. If it does hurt, you have another problem altogether. Good luck!

**Nzoner** · 02-23-2004, 12:22 PM

There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice.

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:25 PM

Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"

KCWolfman · 02-23-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"

Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?

ENDelt260 · 02-23-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?

Well... if you're one of those guys who wants to go all out.

Showoff.

02-22-2004, 04:33 PM
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $1524374	Man I could be in trouble.... I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-23-2004, 10:50 AM	#77
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $9172	Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread. __________________ How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams
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02-23-2004, 11:38 AM	#85
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225355	Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom? I'll bet that bad boy slid off before you even got it on.
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02-23-2004, 11:45 AM	#86
ChiTown Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $29970	The best way to test for std's Hit your penis with a hammer. If it doesn't hurt, you've got a std. If it does hurt, you have another problem altogether. Good luck!
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02-23-2004, 12:22 PM	#87
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: shack outside LaGrange Casino cash: $307300158	There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice. __________________ *"Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view."*
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02-23-2004, 12:25 PM	#88
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $802	Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies. "What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?" __________________
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