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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:50 PM   #121
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Shoot, if you are here, and I am here, that's all we need to run up 200 posts each.


And i don't have to work tommrow, and the kids are alseep, except for the oldest who is playing on the net herself.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:52 PM   #122
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And i don't have to work tommrow...


ME NEITHER!!!!
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:54 PM   #123
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ME NEITHER!!!!


Speaking of which, any leads yet?
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:58 PM   #124
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Speaking of which, any leads yet?

Sent 4 Resumes off today. Took the week off for a little down time. 1 is in KS up by manhatan and 3 are spread out all over Missouri. Will probably contact OK, one or two TX districts, and possibly NE and WY for open church lists. That requires sending them a resume to introduct yourself and my District office has to send them a letter saying that I am in good standing with the District.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:59 PM   #125
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:00 PM   #126
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I'll vote for Wy.

But MAN IT GET'S COLD up there!;D
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:02 PM   #127
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Not that cold Pastor. Besides there's great hunting here.
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:03 PM   #128
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Not that cold Pastor. Besides there's great hunting here.

The great hunting here will be missed. Any Quail up there?
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:04 PM   #129
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The great hunting here will be missed. Any Quail up there?
:Hmmm:

Not sure, but there is Pheasent, Turkey, Grouse and Sage hen I think.

Now i need to go check my regs, hang on.
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:39 PM   #130
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:Hmmm:

Not sure, but there is Pheasent, Turkey, Grouse and Sage hen I think.

Now i need to go check my regs, hang on.
No Quail, but alot of other . hunting
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:08 PM   #131
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Re: The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

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So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
Outstanding job!!! You should be commended and rewarded with naming the local park after you. Keep up the goo work!!!
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:45 PM   #132
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Nah, William.

I had started to be convinced by the smarter conservatives on the board about how tiresome it was to have these psychological apologies for people breaking the law.

I thought it was cool to blow stuff up.

I just don't want to hear Bwana's bleeding heart do-gooder philosophy about why he did it. Who cares what caused it? Just do it.

It reminded me of the time Recount was complaining about how the Texaco Twins were driving up the price of Molotov cocktails as if that were the sole justification for Molotov cocktails.

Just throw the damn thing and , Recount.

Bwana, Just blow up the neighborhood and leave out the "explanation," Too many damn lawyers already.

Bait and Switch or Switch and Bait.

Reminds me of Denise either way!



By the way comparing your actions to those of a bleeding gash is not calling you a name.

Calling you a name is saying you are a limp wristed poosey who engages in sex with dogs because no woman would have you, while reminding you your mother was unmarried and you broke your cherry with her.

Now that would be some decent name calling.



Correction the above is not name calling either, it is not name calling when it is true.
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:48 PM   #133
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Re: Re: Re: What happened Jettio??

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Calling you a name is saying you are a limp wristed poosey who engages in sex with dogs because no woman would have him, while reminding you your mother was unmarried and you broke your cherry with your her.

Now that would be some decent name calling.



Correction the above is not name calling either, it is not name calling when it is true.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:45 AM   #134
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That's the 1st thread this long that I've read in a long time and it was certainly worth it. Thank you all for the entertainment. As far as I'm concerned Bwana would make a fine neighbor but I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.
After you posted this praise for the thread. It became awfully lame, awfully quick.

Thanks a lot, Buddy.
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:02 AM   #135
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I just got back on and caught the clowns response. The guy seems like a 1st class thread killer.
I am hearing that it turned out to be an entertaining thread, for the story and for the smack.

Except for the posts since last night.

Seems like some lame-asses put a tungsten spacesuit on this baby and it is falling fast.

Bwana might be the only one that could revive the damn thing.

Hopefully, he will have shot something out of season or an endangered species or something.
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