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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:35 PM   #106
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Having known and read Bwana stories for ~5 years, I don't think he's the type of person to shy from a physical confrontation. Basically, you're calling him a puss because of the covert nature of his story. Hello? That's half of the reason the story is so damned funny!

You're wrong, but I don't care if you keep flipping Bwana shit. He's a big boy.

Don't listen to Phob...He's bluffing.......millertime is a wimp.



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Old 07-05-2003, 05:40 PM   #107
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What happened Jettio??

..... Lose a big speeding case in court this week?
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:51 PM   #108
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Re: What happened Jettio??

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..... Lose a big speeding case in court this week?
Nah, William.

I had started to be convinced by the smarter conservatives on the board about how tiresome it was to have these psychological apologies for people breaking the law.

I thought it was cool to blow stuff up.

I just don't want to hear Bwana's bleeding heart do-gooder philosophy about why he did it. Who cares what caused it? Just do it.

It reminded me of the time Recount was complaining about how the Texaco Twins were driving up the price of Molotov cocktails as if that were the sole justification for Molotov cocktails.

Just throw the damn thing and , Recount.

Bwana, Just blow up the neighborhood and leave out the "explanation," Too many damn lawyers already.
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:05 PM   #109
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Re: Re: What happened Jettio??

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Nah, William.

I had started to be convinced by the smarter conservatives on the board about how tiresome it was to have these psychological apologies for people breaking the law.

I thought it was cool to blow stuff up.

I just don't want to hear Bwana's bleeding heart do-gooder philosophy about why he did it. Who cares what caused it? Just do it.

Bwana, Just blow up the neighborhood and leave out the "explanation," Too many damn lawyers already.

Now hold on.............If Bwana had said, Hey guess what, I just shot up my neighborhood with these bird bombs cause I felt like it and thought it was funny..........I would agree with you......But what made it funny was Bwana doing it too some no good lowlifes.......
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:15 PM   #110
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That's the 1st thread this long that I've read in a long time and it was certainly worth it. Thank you all for the entertainment. As far as I'm concerned Bwana would make a fine neighbor but I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:30 PM   #111
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Speaking of fine neighbors.... dig this.

Once upon a time, I, Boozer, and another friend of ours were the obnoxious ****s in the backyard shooting off bottlerockets when drunk. The cops were called, they came and took away the fireworks, blah blah blah.

Yet, sometime later when one of Boozer's retard roommates got drunk and decided it was a good idea to fire a .40 cal pistol at the wall, not once, but TWICE... no cops at all.

I still find it a little unsettling that some bottle rockets got police involvement VERY quickly (they got there fast... I bet we didn't get more than 5-10 bottle rockets shot off), but ACTUAL GUNSHOTS bring nothing.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:32 PM   #112
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:38 PM   #113
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He was just looking for a weakass excuse to do what he is inclined to do anyway.

If he lacked the sack to let the offenders know that he was doing something about this wrong. Then he is a chickenshit pussy.

And a ****ing wierdo. That is obvious.


Calling Greg a chicken shit pussy?

Greg Can I invite him to Cooke city for our fishing trip?
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:39 PM   #114
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:39 PM   #115
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:40 PM   #116
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You on a laptop with a satalite hookup or did you cut the camping trip short?
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:45 PM   #117
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You on a laptop with a satalite hookup or did you cut the camping trip short?

Never mind, I just read your rant.




However, I am feeling all alone here.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:46 PM   #118
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Hopefully, Bwana will ignore my lone voice and keep bird-bombing the neighborhood.
If only it could be your house, Mr holier than thou.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:47 PM   #119
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Never mind, I just read your rant.




However, I am feeling all alone here.
Yea I know that feeling.
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:48 PM   #120
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Yea I know that feeling.

Shoot, if you are here, and I am here, that's all we need to run up 200 posts each.
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