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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:04 AM   #136
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But MAN IT GET'S COLD up there!;D
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Old 07-06-2003, 09:39 AM   #137
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Bwana prefers clandestine ops. He would be getting even without me knowing about it.

Unless, of course someone pointed out to him that that is what he was doing.

The he would claim that I did know about it. and call other people names.
Hey jettio I have never had any problems with you, and just thought your reply was a tad on the strong side. Bwana has always been cool to me and is one of my favorite posters here. I will just keep my chips in my own dip, he is a a big boy he can handle his own.
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Old 07-06-2003, 10:18 AM   #138
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I am hearing that it turned out to be an entertaining thread, for the story and for the smack.

Except for the posts since last night.

Seems like some lame-asses put a tungsten spacesuit on this baby and it is falling fast.

Bwana might be the only one that could revive the damn thing.

Hopefully, he will have shot something out of season or an endangered species or something.
Hi Rube guess you felt the chill of the cold tungsten blade as you were slicing your own throat!
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Old 07-06-2003, 10:46 AM   #139
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Hey jettio I have never had any problems with you, and just thought your reply was a tad on the strong side. Bwana has always been cool to me and is one of my favorite posters here. I will just keep my chips in my own dip, he is a a big boy he can handle his own.
Bwana is propbebly one of the more respected posters, and yet JETBOY seems to think he knows him so well, and is fit to judge him.

JET here's a $1, go buy a clue.
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Old 07-06-2003, 11:24 AM   #140
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Bwana is propbebly one of the more respected posters, and yet JETBOY seems to think he knows him so well, and is fit to judge him.

JET here's a $1, go buy a clue.

Good thing you did that for him the boy clearly has no cents.
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Old 07-06-2003, 11:25 AM   #141
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Good thing you did that for him the boy clearly has no cents.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:03 PM   #142
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It's great that we can re-hash this over and over again.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:29 PM   #143
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Personally, I think it's great that we can re-hash this over and over again.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:30 PM   #144
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you know it's great we can rehash it tell we know it by heart.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:34 PM   #145
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:52 PM   #146
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Re: Re: Re: What happened Jettio??

When we rehash it over and over it is amazing that Jettio always remains the perfect characteur of a ridiculous bleeding gash each and every time.

While we are rehashing let me rehash this for him.

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By the way comparing your actions to those of a bleeding gash is not calling you a name.

Calling you a name is saying you are a limp wristed poosey who engages in sex with dogs because no woman would have you, while reminding you your mother was unmarried and you broke your cherry with her.

Now that would be some decent name calling.



Correction the above is not name calling either, it is not name calling when it is true.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:56 PM   #147
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:07 PM   #148
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:12 PM   #149
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What happened Jettio??

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When we rehash it over and over it is amazing that Jettio always remains the perfect characteur of a ridiculous bleeding gash each and every time.



You and him at war ?????
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:12 PM   #150
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What happened Jettio??

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You and him at war ?????

Not really. Hard for Jim to have a battle of wits, when the other guy comes unarmed.
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