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View Poll Results: Did you ever hit something while learning to drive?
Yes, another car 6 6.67%
Yes, a tree or sign or traffic light 1 1.11%
Yes, a house 3 3.33%
Yes, a person 2 2.22%
Yes, something else 6 6.67%
No 72 80.00%
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:10 PM  
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When learning to drive....

... did you ever hit anything?



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Old 06-20-2003, 07:00 PM   #31
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Something to assist with the police report:

More like this...... Except the sidewalk was much skinnier
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:08 PM   #32
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True, but he also really didn't have a choice thanks to Bearcats prompt reporting.

Well, after the thread a few days ago in which Slayer wanted me to let him drive on the highway.....
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:11 PM   #33
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More like this...... Except the sidewalk was much skinnier
THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO NOT BUILD HOUSES RIGHT ON THE STREET!!!


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Old 06-20-2003, 07:24 PM   #34
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Wouldn't you think they would know better than to build a house right where Slayer is trying to drive?
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:26 PM   #35
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Well, after the thread a few days ago in which Slayer wanted me to let him drive on the highway.....
There's no houses that close to the highway. He would've been fine.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:42 PM   #36
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you think thats bad I would come home after a night on the town
and one time the mailbox was under my suv and about 4or 5 times after that I would drive the kids to the bus and I always
took out one of the naighbors mailbox
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:58 PM   #37
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you think thats bad I would come home after a night on the town
and one time the mailbox was under my suv
Any idea how many fatalities resulted from your drunken driving?
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:56 PM   #38
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How in the heck did I miss this thread?

I don't even have anything witty to add. Imagine that. Speechless.
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:58 PM   #39
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How in the heck did I miss this thread?

I don't even have anything witty to add. Imagine that. Speechless.
Must be the baby, eh Phil?
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:10 PM   #40
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Riding a bike, didn't wreck. Riding a motorcycle (13) I didn't have any problems, driving a car (16) no problem. 4 wheeler, no problem.

But when I was maybe 10 my uncles stuck me on a three wheeler. So I'm just driving in big cicrcles trying to understand how the thing drives, I have never drove anything with a motor. After going around a few times one of the uncles yells out for me to give it some more gas, I give it a bit too much. As I panic hitting the break I never release the accelerator. Now anyone who has driven one may remember that the breaks didn't do anything with the throttle turned. Very embarasingly, I actually hit the broad side of a barn.

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Old 06-20-2003, 11:11 PM   #41
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In 1979, I had a Mr. Misty on my dash on my way home from work at the Dairy Queen. (Yes, that Dairy Queen, ENDelt. My picture's on the wall there, by the way.) I made a left turn, and learned that inertia will make a Mr. Misty slide. A quick lunge, a loss of control, and suddenly I was up on a high curb. Tore the brakes out from under the car, but I never told my parents. When my dad noticed that the car had no brakes, I just shrugged. That was about two weeks after I got my license, and I was just lucky I didn't hit anyone or anything.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:13 PM   #42
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Shortly after I got my license, I hit another car. Barely.

I was stopped at an intersection and a big truck was making a left turn in front of me. He was close, and at the time I had no concept of where the front of the vehicle ended. I thought the truck was going to hit me, which would be BAD, because I was in a Vega.

So I threw the car into reverse and smacked the vehicle behind me. Did no damage to my car, but I did have to replace the other car's license plate holder.

Other than that, the only collision I was ever involved in where I was driving was one I got in deliberately, so I guess you can't really call it an "accident."
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:17 PM   #43
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Other than that, the only collision I was ever involved in where I was driving was one I got in deliberately, so I guess you can't really call it an "accident."
Oh, do tell, Mr. Riley.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:23 PM   #44
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Oh, do tell, Mr. Riley.
I was chasing my arch-enemy through the streets of Kirksville. I got beside him on a two lane, one-way street and swerved ahead in front of him (my motivation being to stop him so I could drag him out of his car and kick his ass).

Now, in the movies, when this happens, the other vehicle stops before hitting your car.

But real life ain't a movie.

In real life, you cut in front of the other vehicle, and IT HITS YOU. And it's your fault. And you just happen to be directly in front of the POLICE STATION. And you have to pay to repair the prick's car. And your insurance rates go up.



Of course, the following week I did get the guy out of his car and beat the shit out of him, in front of all my friends and all his friends, so that certainly took the sting out of it.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:45 PM   #45
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Would someone explain to me why this particular thread is stuck at the top?
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