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Old 03-30-2014, 02:21 PM  
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Old 03-31-2014, 06:03 PM   #46
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i think it would have been interesting to do this with more than one set of monkeys because then they could experiment with using the grapes first and then introduce cucumber to the one and see if the other tossed the grape back
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:07 PM   #47
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i think it would have been interesting to do this with more than one set of monkeys because then they could experiment with using the grapes first and then introduce cucumber to the one and see if the other tossed the grape back

Good theory. We should test it.

I don't have any monkeys handy, though. Anyone got some monkeys? Anyone?
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:32 PM   #48
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i think it would have been interesting to do this with more than one set of monkeys because then they could experiment with using the grapes first and then introduce cucumber to the one and see if the other tossed the grape back
I think by the monkey's reaction it recognized the grape, and valued it more.
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:28 AM   #49
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Yep, this woman ran out of grapes.

Is this the woman got bitten by a chimp and tried to sue the state?
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:05 AM   #50
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Is this the woman got bitten by a chimp and tried to sue the state?
She got bitten all right.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:11 AM   #51
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Yep, this woman ran out of grapes.

I think there may be a future for me in plastic surgery because I'm pretty certain that I could do a better job of facial reconstruction than that.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:29 AM   #52
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Is this the woman got bitten by a chimp and tried to sue the state?
I'm fairly certain the story goes something like this:

She had a friend she was visiting that kept a chimp as a pet. Her friend decided the best way to chill the little guy out for company was to give it Xanax or some such anxiety pills.

Chimp goes bat shit and essentially rips and eats her lady friend's face off.

Chimps are terrifyingly strong. All primates are.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:41 AM   #53
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When you think about it that's dangerously intelligent for a pet...
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:46 AM   #54
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Old 04-01-2014, 11:58 AM   #55
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Thank God I have never worked in a fast food establishment.

Pretty much had professional jobs since I was 18. My only retail experience has been running the parts counter for a Suzuki dealership when I was still in school.

People flip burgers or have minimum wage jobs for many different reasons.

Some have no skills, some are working through the summer, some are retired and some are just trying to survive.

But it is what it is. Fast food and minimum wage jobs are normally entry level jobs. The motivation should be to get yourself to another level to where you can make more money, prestige, benefits.

Go to a Chick' Fil A and watch how you are treated and how quickly they try to help you. No matter what their race they are heavily trained to take care of the customer.

Now to the Post Office or your run of the mill fast food place and notice the difference.

Depending on the neighborhood and surrounding demographic you will either be treated like a Chick Fil A customer, or you will be taken care of when they get around to it.

If you don't have the education and the skills to work a job that provides you the style of living that you would like then you need to do something about it.

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Old 04-01-2014, 01:43 PM   #56
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Yep, this woman ran out of grapes.

Gahhh, that's so hard to look at, some "friend" she had.

The only good news is that more recent pics of her look almost normal.
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