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Old 03-06-2014, 01:52 PM  
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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:34 PM   #61
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I don't even need the guy to be concious.

Boom.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:36 PM   #62
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I don't even need the guy to be concious.

Boom.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:38 PM   #63
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No fakes here. If she can't she can't, which can definitely happen from time to time. Faking it merely causes confusion about what works and what doesn't.

Women aren't as easy as men when it comes to orgasm, but trial and error and imagination and understanding certain basic facts (most women can't come from penetration alone), etc., and you can definitely understand causes and effects, and use them to (great) advantage.
Yeah, that would drive me nuts.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:44 PM   #64
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I'm all for open dialogue between a couple. No say my name kind of stuff because that shit is just hilarious out loud. But honest communication during the act of love is a good thing. Sometimes it's just not because you're doing something wrong tho. Sometimes it really is just us.

Faking it for some dude you tripped and accidently fell into bed with, why thats just good sense. Faking it for your dude just because your brain is actually more interested in how much laundry you have left, is good sense too.

"Only men need to be loved, women need to be wanted."

That's a horrible source to quote stuff from, but I like it.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:48 PM   #65
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Boom.
All I need is a 12 pack and 1 lunesta and I'm up (even if I don't remember it) for a solid 8 hours...










This drug is the ****ing devil. I might call you a muppet, Prussian soldier, or my mother in the moment. You'll be having the time of your life and I'll be dreaming of playing RISK with Lennin and Churchill...
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:49 PM   #66
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I wake up...smell the fluid on my hand...get a knowing smile...fall back to sleep.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:51 PM   #67
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This drug is the ****ing devil. I might call you a muppet, Prussian soldier, or my mother in the moment. You'll be having the time of your life and I'll be dreaming of playing RISK with Lennin and Churchill...
Some of my first memories were of my dad sitting around a kitchen table with a bunch of old guys talking about politics and playing Risk. While I made them all coffee and served them food all day.

Oh God.
Epiphany.

I think I need to go smoke.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:54 PM   #68
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:55 PM   #69
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:56 PM   #70
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I'm all for open dialogue between a couple. No say my name kind of stuff because that shit is just hilarious out loud. But honest communication during the act of love is a good thing. Sometimes it's just not because you're doing something wrong tho. Sometimes it really is just us.

Faking it for some dude you tripped and accidently fell into bed with, why thats just good sense. Faking it for your dude just because your brain is actually more interested in how much laundry you have left, is good sense too.

"Only men need to be loved, women need to be wanted."

That's a horrible source to quote stuff from, but I like it.

Right, that makes sense. Having never engaged in casual sex in my life (for good or for bad), I can't really relate.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:56 PM   #71
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Appreciate the fake, guys.
There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:56 PM   #72
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:57 PM   #73
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:58 PM   #74
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Right, that makes sense. Having never engaged in casual sex in my life (for good or for bad), I can't really relate.
I slept with a friend that I cared enough about that I didn't want to hurt, but not enough that I wanted to train him. I already wore my scarlett letter once, I'm not picking up the casual label too. :P
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