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I think they already have one of these. It's called the sybian.
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"The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist."
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Is that the saddle looking thing with the remote controlled dildo?...
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I didn't mention which kind of dysfunction.
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So I don't understand why someone wouldn't just sit in their house and keep the button depressed for eternity.
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Women get bored more quickly than cats...
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We have more shit to do than cats.
I always fall asleep right after. Like, RIGHT after. No cuddling. Go watch TV.
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Yeah.
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Other than the fact we'd never get along long term and we agree on almost nothing you're PERFECT!
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Yes. I wonder if those things are as good as they seem (based on internet pron which, of course, I have never actually watched).
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They were like $5,000 in the early 90's.
Er....so I hear. I'd like to think they're much more affordable now. It'd make my sundays a breeze...
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It would be one helluva 12 to 14 minutes.
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If I take a hydrocodone first I can push it to 50.
Well, I'm not sure if its just that, the beer, or a combination of both but **** it. Spin the wheel - take a ride... ![]()
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I wonder if you could rig it up to a Madden Game where it turns on every time you score. It would be a great way to get the wife interested in gaming.
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In fact, I'm almost positive you could with a simple webcam, the right Raspberry Pi Ultimate Starter Kit, and way more time than anyone outside of Clay has...
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