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Old 03-06-2014, 01:52 PM  
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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:14 PM   #16
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:16 PM   #18
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:34 PM   #19
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I don't see the big deal. For decades, I've been providing women orgasms by pushing their button.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:36 PM   #21
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At the patient's request, I wonder if you could rig this up at the same frequency as their garage door opener. It would make for a great end to the work day.
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The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.


Of course, I've never been with a woman who doesn't suffer orgasmic dysfunction.
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