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Driving around and reporting drivers that I think might be drunk. 0 0%
It signifies the end of another week of huge success and accomplishment. 3 6.98%
Frozen yogurt machine at the mall’s food court gets cleaned on Thursdays 0 0%
More time to go to the park and throw Frisbees at dogs. 2 4.65%
Two days coming up where I can post on chiefsplanet for 10+ hours. 1 2.33%
The sun goes down later on Fridays, which keeps the extremity-eating night demons away. 1 2.33%
Better selection of hookers down on the corner. 1 2.33%
Better selection of johns when I’m hooking down on the corner. 1 2.33%
I get to catch up on my Crazy Horse sculpture 0 0%
I get to crossdress and go out to the bars to destroy the psyches of unobservant men. 1 2.33%
Police patrols decrease. 0 0%
Lots of extra time to pleasure myself. 0 0%
All those people I watch through my binoculars seem to be having lots of fun. 0 0%
My spouse performs a certain sexual act tonight if I take her out to dinner. 1 2.33%
The kids next door are more likely to throw their ball in my yard, which means I get a free ball. 1 2.33%
I can really explore the question, “Who IS Mike Catapano, really?” 2 4.65%
If it’s the 13th I can go out and kill people as long as I’m wearing a hockey mask. 0 0%
One week closer to parole. 2 4.65%
I go out to the disco and I dance with total abandon, just like Travolta did in Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Pulp Fiction.. 0 0%
The scorchingly hot ABC Friday night TV lineup. 0 0%
Two straight days of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda 0 0%
I can take time to really read and carefully consider all of the poll options. 2 4.65%
I get to take the t-tops off, let my mullet flow, and drink Pabst out in the parking lot. 0 0%
The magic wallaby appears on Fridays to take me to his mystical land. 0 0%
It’s only three days until Monday, when I can start another work week! 0 0%
Rape (SNR option) 1 2.33%
More time to continue my search for Mr. Blond. 1 2.33%
I have an excuse for humming that Rebecca Black song all day. 0 0%
I get to take the clothespins off my nipples. 1 2.33%
It’s payday, which means that I can keep the bookies from breaking one or more bones for another week. 0 0%
When I get quietly and desperately drunk, I don’t have to get up early the next morning. 2 4.65%
I get to make International Date Line jokes whenever people mention that it’s Friday. 0 0%
Gorillas in the mist. 0 0%
It’s Offal Night at the fish market. 0 0%
Two days is just enough time to jet to Paris. 0 0%
Gives me time to consider whether Fisher or Albert should play the left side. 0 0%
More time to spend in my Lamborghini with my beautiful porn star girlfriend/wife 1 2.33%
I can count one more week where I didn’t snap. 6 13.95%
The Night Lights. 0 0%
Key party down at the Denny’s. 1 2.33%
The clothes spinning at the laundromat have a pleasurably hypnotic effect. 0 0%
I can get into my video collection and watch reruns of the Chiefs’ 2012 season over and over and over. 0 0%
For two days I’m a child again, wading in creeks and climbing trees and camping. 1 2.33%
Everyone else goes home at 5 giving me more quiet time at the office. 0 0%
Strippers seem to have more verve on the weekends. 1 2.33%
It’s one day closer to the sweet release of death. 3 6.98%
It’s Housecleaning and Heroin night. 2 4.65%
Gives me more time to write that novel that I have in my head but not yet on paper. 1 2.33%
I use an eight-day calendar, so Fridays are only special once every seven weeks. 0 0%
There’s really nothing special about Fridays 4 9.30%
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:38 PM  
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:00 PM   #16
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:04 PM   #17
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I have to go to an awards ceremony for work. I don't want to.


But then again I don't have to jerk off 17 boars so....perspective.


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Old 05-03-2013, 09:05 PM   #18
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You're operating under the assumption that he doesn't enjoy his work.
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:07 PM   #19
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You've got a point. For all we know, he jerks them off straight into his open gob... oh, god...
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:12 PM   #20
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THAT'S actually let's me say "another week of no snappage"


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Old 05-03-2013, 09:17 PM   #21
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I ain't gettin in no jerkoff chamber with an 800 pound boar with 6 inch tusks while I'm stoned ! You Crazy !!!!
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