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Driving around and reporting drivers that I think might be drunk. |
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0 | 0% |
It signifies the end of another week of huge success and accomplishment. |
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3 | 6.98% |
Frozen yogurt machine at the mall’s food court gets cleaned on Thursdays |
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0 | 0% |
More time to go to the park and throw Frisbees at dogs. |
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2 | 4.65% |
Two days coming up where I can post on chiefsplanet for 10+ hours. |
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1 | 2.33% |
The sun goes down later on Fridays, which keeps the extremity-eating night demons away. |
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1 | 2.33% |
Better selection of hookers down on the corner. |
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1 | 2.33% |
Better selection of johns when I’m hooking down on the corner. |
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1 | 2.33% |
I get to catch up on my Crazy Horse sculpture |
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0 | 0% |
I get to crossdress and go out to the bars to destroy the psyches of unobservant men. |
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1 | 2.33% |
Police patrols decrease. |
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0 | 0% |
Lots of extra time to pleasure myself. |
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0 | 0% |
All those people I watch through my binoculars seem to be having lots of fun. |
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0 | 0% |
My spouse performs a certain sexual act tonight if I take her out to dinner. |
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1 | 2.33% |
The kids next door are more likely to throw their ball in my yard, which means I get a free ball. |
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1 | 2.33% |
I can really explore the question, “Who IS Mike Catapano, really?” |
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2 | 4.65% |
If it’s the 13th I can go out and kill people as long as I’m wearing a hockey mask. |
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0 | 0% |
One week closer to parole. |
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2 | 4.65% |
I go out to the disco and I dance with total abandon, just like Travolta did in Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Pulp Fiction.. |
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0 | 0% |
The scorchingly hot ABC Friday night TV lineup. |
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0 | 0% |
Two straight days of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda |
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0 | 0% |
I can take time to really read and carefully consider all of the poll options. |
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2 | 4.65% |
I get to take the t-tops off, let my mullet flow, and drink Pabst out in the parking lot. |
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0 | 0% |
The magic wallaby appears on Fridays to take me to his mystical land. |
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0 | 0% |
It’s only three days until Monday, when I can start another work week! |
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0 | 0% |
Rape (SNR option) |
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1 | 2.33% |
More time to continue my search for Mr. Blond. |
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1 | 2.33% |
I have an excuse for humming that Rebecca Black song all day. |
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0 | 0% |
I get to take the clothespins off my nipples. |
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1 | 2.33% |
It’s payday, which means that I can keep the bookies from breaking one or more bones for another week. |
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0 | 0% |
When I get quietly and desperately drunk, I don’t have to get up early the next morning. |
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2 | 4.65% |
I get to make International Date Line jokes whenever people mention that it’s Friday. |
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0 | 0% |
Gorillas in the mist. |
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0 | 0% |
It’s Offal Night at the fish market. |
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0 | 0% |
Two days is just enough time to jet to Paris. |
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0 | 0% |
Gives me time to consider whether Fisher or Albert should play the left side. |
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0 | 0% |
More time to spend in my Lamborghini with my beautiful porn star girlfriend/wife |
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1 | 2.33% |
I can count one more week where I didn’t snap. |
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6 | 13.95% |
The Night Lights. |
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0 | 0% |
Key party down at the Denny’s. |
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1 | 2.33% |
The clothes spinning at the laundromat have a pleasurably hypnotic effect. |
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0 | 0% |
I can get into my video collection and watch reruns of the Chiefs’ 2012 season over and over and over. |
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0 | 0% |
For two days I’m a child again, wading in creeks and climbing trees and camping. |
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1 | 2.33% |
Everyone else goes home at 5 giving me more quiet time at the office. |
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0 | 0% |
Strippers seem to have more verve on the weekends. |
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1 | 2.33% |
It’s one day closer to the sweet release of death. |
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3 | 6.98% |
It’s Housecleaning and Heroin night. |
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2 | 4.65% |
Gives me more time to write that novel that I have in my head but not yet on paper. |
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1 | 2.33% |
I use an eight-day calendar, so Fridays are only special once every seven weeks. |
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0 | 0% |
There’s really nothing special about Fridays |
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4 | 9.30% |
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Better to burn out...
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I have to go to an awards ceremony for work. I don't want to.
But then again I don't have to jerk off 17 boars so....perspective. Voted nipples. |
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Better to burn out...
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I cross dress and drive my t top camero to the bar. Then I drink Pabst and destroy psyches of the unobservant.
THAT'S actually let's me say "another week of no snappage" But its not a ****ing multiple choice public poll so I can't vote right Posted via Mobile Device |
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King of Sarcasm
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Listening to eight track tape of "Smoke On the Water" ?
Ok, forget that.
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**** you, asshole
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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I only have one more night of work left.
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Better to burn out...
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That has to be the most magnificent poll ever.
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It's like a mini-version of your first day of retirement, that you get to experience once per week.
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Every day is a stress-free ****ing party... especially Fridays. /sarcasm
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Disappointed no GAZ option.
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Good Donkey = Dead Donkey
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I ain't gettin in no jerkoff chamber with an 800 pound boar with 6 inch tusks while I'm stoned ! You Crazy !!!!
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Sorry. There wasn't room for one.
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