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Old 04-22-2013, 08:39 PM  
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How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

This is a spinoff of a thread highjack....

Here is a calculator that lets you figure how many cigarettes you've smoked in your lifetime.

For those of us who either smoke or have smoked, it is pretty mind-boggling how many coffin nails we've inhaled.

Me, I quit about 16 and a half years ago. Still, I smoked about 118706 cigarettes, or about 5935 packs of cigarettes. The number is probably a bit higher, but still, that is a lot of cigarettes if you think about it.

Another way of looking at it, if you place the cigarettes end to end (assuming king sized, once again, not always the case), I would of smoked a cigarette that was over 5 1/6 miles long.
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:35 PM   #46
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:38 PM   #47
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Showed up about 146,000.

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Now figure out about how much money that had to of been.
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:41 PM   #48
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:48 PM   #49
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:07 PM   #50
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6 years of half a pack a day.

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Old 04-22-2013, 11:08 PM   #51
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How long does it take to smoke a cigarette? 15 minutes? That comes to 36,500 hours smoking...1521 days...4 years and 2 months.
Bout 4-7, depending.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:31 PM   #52
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I started smoking cigarettes in the Army... smoked 10-15 cigs a day for about 5 years... so about 22,000 cigs. I quit in 1997, when I realized it was a ****ing stupid, idiotic ****ing gross ass, wasteful habit.
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:20 AM   #53
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:21 AM   #54
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I think I've probably smoked 30 Dunhill cigarettes in my life but they're exactly like cigars. I've bought two packs which I then shared and I split a pack my bro bought long ago. I'm probably not who the thread was targeting.
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Old 04-23-2013, 03:26 AM   #55
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47,483 cigarettes or 2374 packs smoked in 13 years. I am 28 now. I was at a pack a day before quitting but I figured the first couple of years, when I was smoking at 15, I wasn't smoking nearly a half a pack. That's a rough estimate. Glad to be off them before 30 though.
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Old 04-23-2013, 04:31 AM   #56
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:14 AM   #57
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:31 AM   #58
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:42 AM   #59
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Hard for me to estimate. I smoked off and on for a few years... I've always been one of those guys that could stop at will and never really had a problem doing it. Never stopped because I wanted to "quit" but because I was tired of it for the time being. So throughout college and some after, I'd smoke moderately for anywhere from 3 to 6 months, then quit for another 3 to 6 months until I wanted to smoke again. About 10 years ago, I all but quit to help my wife quit. Only smoked once in a blue moon. About 5 years ago I started having serious issues with allergies and asthma and stopped altogether.
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:43 AM   #60
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I think I've probably smoked 30 Dunhill cigarettes in my life but they're exactly like cigars. I've bought two packs which I then shared and I split a pack my bro bought long ago. I'm probably not who the thread was targeting.
Dunhills are very nice. I bought a bunch of those, but my particular poison throughout college was Djarum Unfiltered cloves. They don't even import them into the U.S. anymore, but damn they were good! And cigars. I smoked a bunch of cigars.
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