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The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read
As one of the commentors said: a sorority-girl Ari Gold.
NSFW words, language. Hidden for the your safety. http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-d...will-ever-read Here's the full email (with the author's name changed): |
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It's not even really that funny. I did enjoy the phrase '**** punt'. Other than that it was just a childish tantrum of a spoiled brat. It's pretty common today and is often defended as acceptable. I'm not really sure what is remarkable about it other than the attention it has garnered. |
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Sorority **** Kicked to the Curb
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features
Sorority girl responsible for profane Delta Gamma email resigns after scandal Published April 25, 2013 A University of Maryland student, who sent a profanity-filled email to her sorority sisters that went viral, has resigned from her role in the Delta Gamma sorority, the organization announced on its website. “Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels,” the statement read. The now infamous email went viral last week after it began surfacing on several websites. It was also read by actor Michael Shannon in a video for spoof website FunnyOrDie. In the message sent out to the entire sorority, the writer bashes the members of the Greek group for not socializing with fraternity members at social events and for cheering on opposing teams at sports games. "ARE YOU F***ING STUPID?!! I don't give a SH*T about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR… TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME?" the email reads. The writer ends the R-rated message unapologetically: “And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a f***. Go f*** yourself.” Delta Gamma stated that the email was “highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.” “No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large,” the sorority stated. “This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.”
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I'll bet she likes to talk dirty in bed...
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"You like to drink?"
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Welp. I guess she should've expected this but it was a bitch move on the part of which one of her sisters leaked this email to the public.
And I'm also guessing she was 100% correct on the reasons why she felt her chapter was ****ing up, but c'est la vie.
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If you've ever known any sorority girls that email doesn't seem especially crazy
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"You like to drink?"
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A lot of truth here, but their craziness comes out in recruitment usually. If you have to make a rule that you cannot give potential sorority girls ANYTHING to the point you most collect used kleenexes then something's gone wrong.
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OK Bill,I'll take it from here
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Every time I've read that Email I've read it in the voice of Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder.
And yeah, even with a fairly nominal history with sorority girls, I can go ahead and say that this isn't really that crazy. The 'officers' in those cults are frequently completely out of their damn minds.
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OK Bill,I'll take it from here
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Can't believe they made her resign. Sororities and frats take themselves way way too seriously. Hopefully she goes into screen writing.
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Where did this boner come from
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