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Old 04-06-2013, 08:40 AM  
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**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****

I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #31
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Being a Missouri fan has finally taken its toll on you, huh?
This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:10 AM   #32
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You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.

1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out
2. Rinse out your mouth
3. Eggs and bacon
4. Smoke a bowl

You'll feel better in 20 minutes.
Not trying to bullshit, but I did hear that grease somehow soothes the stomach from a hangover. True story.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:18 AM   #33
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Does coffee count?
Actually no, coffee would dehydrate you & not help any. It's a myth that coffee helps.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:20 AM   #34
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:20 AM   #35
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This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09
Prayers sent.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:25 AM   #36
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I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.
Bloody Mary. The tomato juice will help settle your stomach and the vodka will help buffer coming off the alcohol. Also avoid any caffeine 'cause that'll just dehydrate you more.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:32 AM   #37
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:53 AM   #38
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:54 AM   #39
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:01 AM   #40
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:04 AM   #41
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Funny.

I haven't has alcohol in three weeks and an energy drink in five and I've dreamed of taking shits like I'm doing now for years.

Things of beauty.

And I feel fantastic. I am able to form and use multi-syllable words, have rational thoughts and function at a high level all day long.

Who knew?
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:28 AM   #42
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:38 AM   #43
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Go out to your car, open the door, insert entire hand or fingers of your choice, slam door hard.

That'll take your mind off of your hangover, at least for a little while anyway.
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:39 AM   #44
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:48 AM   #45
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