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Old 04-06-2013, 08:40 AM  
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**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****

I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:55 AM   #16
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.

If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it.

You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:56 AM   #17
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:57 AM   #18
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.

If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it.

You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
We had an MD do a rotation in our lab, and she tells stories of doctors requisitioning saline bags. I never worked up the nerve to ask for the hookup. I regret that now.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:57 AM   #19
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:59 AM   #20
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:01 AM   #21
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:02 AM   #22
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My dumb ass tried to finish off an old bottle of Hendrick last night.

Gives me a hangover that would make whiskey blush.

But was a fun night after Royals\Sporting wins.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:02 AM   #23
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You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #24
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #25
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There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".
PIIHB. That might make you both feel better for a while.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:05 AM   #26
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #27
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #28
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You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.

1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out
2. Rinse out your mouth
3. Eggs and bacon
4. Smoke a bowl

You'll feel better in 20 minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #29
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #30
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You should have drank half a gallon of water before you passed out last night.
The only time I prepare for a hangover is when I'm not drunk enough to have a decent hangover anyway. When I'm completely shitfaced, I don't even think to get ready for the pain.
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