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Old 03-19-2013, 02:00 PM  
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Anyone else have a shy bladder?

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:22 PM   #16
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I don't know what the deal is, it's obviously psychological. I've been like this since I can remember.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:24 PM   #17
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I don't know what the deal is, it's obviously psychological. I've been like this since I can remember.
Are you a small man son?
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:26 PM   #18
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Are you a small man son?
I'm black
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:27 PM   #19
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I'm black
That just means you have small balls and creates an optical illusion that you have a larger organ
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:29 PM   #20
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:29 PM   #21
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:31 PM   #22
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nope... In the military we don't worry about this. I can tell they guys that have problems pissing when they get all close to the urinal when there is a dam splash guard at the bottom.

When you go to the bathroom are you thinking about who is going to see ur penis or are you focused on coating the urinal with man-fire?
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:32 PM   #23
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:32 PM   #24
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This is just a form of anxiety. Lots of resources out there available to help deal with this sort of problem.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:33 PM   #25
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It has nothing to do with not wanting anyone to see my member. I can't explain it, because I don't understand it.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:36 PM   #26
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Another fitting question for this discussion, why do you care about what anyone else thinks about you when you're trying to pee? Seriously, it's a natural bodily function.

It sounds like a goofy question, but you said that this manifests itself when you feel like someone is waiting on you.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:37 PM   #27
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Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.
Bingo. Same.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:39 PM   #28
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The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:40 PM   #29
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:43 PM   #30
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