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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


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Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


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Old 04-13-2013, 12:34 AM   #61
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:38 AM   #62
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Although he needs to be (yesterday), I don't believe Alden's getting fired regardless of Pinkel's fate 7-8 months from now.
He used every drop of remaining capital he had to bring in Haith. Given the disappointment of that hire, and the publicity brought by the SEC move, how could he survive three straight years of declining-stagnant performance in football?
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:52 AM   #63
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Be interesting to see what kind of coach they target once Pinkel is inevitably fired...and I believe that happens after this season.
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:18 AM   #64
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He used every drop of remaining capital he had to bring in Haith. Given the disappointment of that hire, and the publicity brought by the SEC move, how could he survive three straight years of declining-stagnant performance in football?
I am not an Alden fan. I just don't get the feeling his seat is remotely warm w/ respect to GP. He's been there long enough many fans view the tenure as a success overall and aren't going to blame MA bc his run is done as it happens to every coach eventually.

Haith flaming out will get him canned but there are plenty of fans that at this time based primarily off last season think he's a good coach and he's escaping trouble w/ the NCAA to boot. Another underwhelming/declining hoops season will turn up the heat IMO.
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Old 04-13-2013, 04:27 PM   #65
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Hamas - you can put your first recruiting failure in the OP. Rivals 100 OL Andy Bauer from St. Louis committed to Ole Miss.
Seriously, why the **** is everyone committing to Ole Miss all of a sudden? Cheating mother****ers.
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COLUMBIA — While evaluating the state of his football program after a largely disappointing 2012 season, Missouri coach Gary Pinkel received some interesting feedback from his returning players.

“They’d like our leaders to say more,” said Pinkel, whose Tigers finished 5-7 last year.

So in response, Pinkel put an emphasis on vocal leadership this offseason by holding meetings with the individual classes.

“We (went over) some concepts and fundamentals of teaching skills and vocal leadership,” Pinkel said, “so if you don’t want to lead vocally, guess what — we need you to lead and this is how you do it. And we’ve never done that before. So I think it’s something that’s very favorable.”

Two players the staff will surely be looking at, specifically, to become more vocal are Kansas City-area seniors Andrew Wilson and E.J. Gaines.

Gaines, a cornerback from Fort Osage, and Wilson, a linebacker from Raymore-Peculiar, have been two of the MU defense’s most productive players since they arrived on campus, and are slated to be three-year starters this fall. But while Wilson has opened eyes with his bone-crushing hits and Gaines has done the same with his overall coverage skills, neither has a reputation for being a chatterbox on or off the field.

Now might be a good time for Wilson. After spending the last two seasons at middle and strong-side linebacker, he finally assumes the full-time role in the middle, where he feels most comfortable and immediately becomes the voice of the defense.

“He doesn’t talk as much as some guys I’ve had,” defensive coordinator and linebackers coach Dave Steckel said, “but he talks more than others.”

Steckel added that Wilson has done a good job of talking and setting the defense, but Wilson knows he must start leading off the field as well.

“I tried to talk a little bit last year, but you don’t want to be overbearing with some of the older guys,” Wilson said.

But now that he has seniority, Wilson feels ready to help assume the leadership mantle left by Sean Weatherspoon, Jacquies Smith, William Moore, Ziggy Hood and Kenji Jackson, all of whom Wilson named specifically as players who showed him how to lead.

“I think there’s a fine line between talking too much and not talking enough, and I’m just trying to balance that line and say what needs to be said when it needs to be said,” Wilson said. “It’s easy to lead when everything is going good, but when adversity hits, that’s when you’ve really got to lead.”

To that end, cornerback coach Cornell Ford said Gaines will be charged with the same duty, just by nature of his talent — Ford sees Gaines as a future pro — and impressive practice habits, which Pinkel is fond of praising.

“He had a great year, one of the best years for a defensive back I’ve seen since I’ve been here,” Ford said of Gaines’ 2012 season. “But if anything, he’ll have more on his plate this year. He’s a very competitive guy, but quiet. He’s always been a leader by example, but we need him to be a more vocal leader this year.”

Gaines, who said he received a fourth-round grade from the NFL Draft advisory board, elected to come back to school to finish up his degree and work on some of the finer points of his game, such as zone coverage, ball skills and technique. But among his goals for 2013 — which include becoming a first-round pick and all-conference player — is rising to the challenge of being a vocal leader for a team that very much needs it.

“We have all kinds of leaders on the team,” Gaines said. “We need to be more consistent, and that falls on the seniors’ shoulders.

“Now it’s our turn to be vocal and lead our team to more wins.”

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/04/19...#storylink=cpy
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Old 04-21-2013, 10:12 AM   #67
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Sounds like Mauk played like hammered ass and Berkstresser was Berkstresser. As a result, the job is securely Franklin's until he gets a piece of apple skin between his teeth and can't play due to the pain.
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This season is going to be horrible. Kentucky will even be able to out coach and out recruit them. All I have to say is Missouri better make a homerun hire in football after Pinkel is gone or football might be done in Columbia for a looooong time.
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Missouri coach Gary Pinkel revealed his depth chart at quarterback Wednesday during the Southeastern Conference spring coaches teleconference.

After the Tigers’ spring practices ended Saturday with the annual Black & Gold Game, Pinkel said senior James Franklin would be listed No. 1 followed by redshirt freshman Maty Mauk and redshirt sophomore Corbin Berkstresser on the post-spring depth chart.
Franklin, who completed nine of 15 passes for 80 yards in the spring game, made eight starts in an injury-plagued junior season in which he threw for 1,562 passing yards and 10 touchdowns.
Mauk completed only six of 17 passes for 72 yards and two interceptions and Berkstresser, who backed up Franklin last season and made four starts, completed nine of 18 passes for 93 yards.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/04/24...#storylink=cpy
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That could be helpful to have more positive coverage in St. Louis.
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