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Old 03-15-2013, 05:59 PM  
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This is a judges ruling I like
Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on earth
Associated Press
Posted: 03/15/2013 12:01:00 AM CDT
Updated: 03/15/2013 12:07:12 PM CDT

A 20-year-old Racine man who's accused of engaging in lewd behavior in a library has been banned from "all the libraries on the face of the earth."

Tyree S. Carter is charged with misdemeanor counts of lewd behavior and disorderly conduct. He's due in court next month for a pre-trial conference.

Carter is accused of openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library last week, according to a report from the Journal Times of Racine.

A witness told investigators Carter was out in the open, not trying to conceal his act.

The criminal complaint says he apologized to responding police officers.

His signature bond was set at $1,000. Court records say as a condition of his bond he was told to "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth."

http://www.twincities.com/wisconsin/...ibraries-earth
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:07 PM   #2
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No mastuerbating in libraries either? The terrorists have won. I give up im just gonna go back home to crank one out from now on.
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:12 PM   #3
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Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:17 PM   #4
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Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?
I Assume frowned upon they wouldnt put a computer in there if they didnt want you jerkin your gerkin right?
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:35 PM   #5
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:02 PM   #6
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:33 AM   #7
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was i not supposed to do that?
cause that was never really explained to me
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Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?
It breaks "lewd conduct" laws for certain.
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Perhaps he should have closely masturbated then the ruling may not have included Japanese libraries.
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I feel like that's a tad outside the judge's jurisdiction...
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i can't believe public libraries are even still around. I haven't been to one (other than a school one) since I was about 12 yrs old.
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