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Old 03-06-2013, 01:06 PM  
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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:20 PM   #31
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gubbment needs to ban lions roaming free, make them stay on a leash or a fenced in area. The owners of this lion should be ahamed of themselves. Hope her family presses charges.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:23 PM   #32
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:24 PM   #33
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He takes pride in the fact that he was wearing a condom
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:25 PM   #34
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:30 PM   #35
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:34 PM   #36
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:36 PM   #37
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:47 PM   #38
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:08 PM   #39
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:27 PM   #40
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:29 PM   #41
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:46 PM   #42
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:14 PM   #43
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:16 PM   #44
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:29 PM   #45
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Motorists stopped and asked him what was wrong and he told them. They obviously assumed he was mentally ill, because they thought he was lyin'
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